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  • #dvd

    Pitching A Tent For Bree Olson

    Bree Olson in cutoff shorts and a tank top. I believe in America. More »
  • #2010avnawards

    Kirra Lynne Just Wants My Attention

    Nina Hartley may have won this year's Best Non-Sex Performance AVN Award, but I am aggressively campaigning for next year's trophy for my tender, nuanced work with Kira Lynne in a provocative new film. More »
  • #avnawards

    2009 AVN Nominations: You Almost Made It

    We think of those named in the myriad AVN nominations announced today the way we think of entities benefiting from the $700 billion bailout: With 54 pages of nominations and all of the usual suspects getting multiple nods, wouldn't it be better to just nominate everyone in America for a Best 3-Way Anal Scene? Winners will be announced January 10 in Las Vegas. Among the new categories is Unsung Male Performer, and our pick is Dirty Harry. For Unsung Female Performer our pick is Adriana Nicole with a bullet. More »
  • #pornofthemoment

    Call Me Ishmael-san: "Japanese Whale Hunt"

    Look: we are not apologists. We know that the accepted term for larger-than-size-zero (and by "zero" we don't mean the Empire of the Sun's preferred aircraft in WWII) women is "BBW," "zaftig," or "mountalicious," not "whale." But we are witnessing the dawn of a niche and of course there's some kinks that need to be worked out. For now, just sit back and enjoy it. More »
  • #whatisreality

    Pornic Voices: Harmony And Dirty Harry In "Tough Love 14"

    "My wife hates hookers," laments Dirty Harry, Porn's Everyman, to the neo-Crumb Girl Harmony. "Especially ones who smoke." More »
  • #dvdreview

    Lorelei Lee In "The Whore Within Me"

    We watch a lot of porn movies here, and when one shows up called "The Whore Within Me" we know it will belong to the Deadly Earnest School of Pornography. And that's O.K., just as long as the consumer is not compelled to slit his/her wrist prior to unvelcro-ing his/her hospital gown. More »
  • #pornofthemoment

    Great Moments In Cuckoldry: Dirty Harry In "Mandinka Parties"

    "The Big Lebowski"'s Jackie Treehorn lamented the death of "feelings" in the advent of porn's video age, but Dirty Harry can always be counted on to provide a scene with its emotional heart. Here he watches himself be cuckolded by his wife, Holly Wellin, and three strapping fellows of races that happen to be different from hers but have nothing to do with the theme of the movie. "Everybody in the neighborhood's doing it," he says, but ultimately regrets his decision. Be careful what you wish for, Dirty Harry. More »
  • #dvdreview

    Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"

    Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: "Any tenderness? Pressure?" The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named "Dr. Probe." More »
  • #dvd

    Bree Olson Finds The Dark Side Of Sex For Money

    A glossier counterpart to this recent Ashley Blue story is Penthouse Digital's "Smut Peddler," directed by Guy Capo. In three boxes that arrived at Fleshbot West within a week of each other were dark movies detailing the unraveling of the pornstar fantasy. Here Bree Olson (unlike Blue and Sasha Grey) keeps the sobs to herself while providing a paid service to Dick Nasty who, along with Dirty Harry, has been aptly typecast as the Seedy Older Gentleman. Instead, while her mouth screams "I'm coming!", Olson's mind screams "I hate you!" More »
  • #pornofthemoment

    Pornic Voices: Ashley Blue in "Girlvert 16"

    "I am going to take your fat, hairy balls in my ass because I like money," says Ashley Blue in "Girlvert 16", which I thought at first was a case of mistaken packaging. Who would expect from the boxcover the gripping family drama contained on the disc? Especially since Blue's quote above was something she repeated at the command of her dad (Herschel Savage)? Normally I shy away from porn that is depressing, but this movie is dirty and depressing, especially when the central casting porn creep Dirty Harry comes by with "Mr. Wiggle". Blue acts her ass off (upside down, in fact), but will she win anything? We will have to create our own awards show. More »