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Riding The Zephyr To Unexpected Pleasure

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:00:10 EST

The Vergenza Zephyr arrived on my doorstep in an unmarked box, completely unaccompanied by any sort of instruction or explanatory material. Clearly it was a sex toy—why else would someone send it to me?—but what kind of sex toy was it, exactly?

My immediate assumption was that it must be an anal toy. At a mere 5" by 1.25", it seemed too small to be intended for vaginal pleasure; then again, I wasn't quite sure that it was shaped for anal pleasure, either. I decided to turn to the internet for help.

Vergenza's website informed me that the Zephyr is "double-ended and gender neutral"—not particularly specific, sadly; but it did lead me to believe that anal use was certainly somewhere in the mix. But hey, why depend on the internet for information when I had two eager orifices more than willing to give the Zephyr a go?

As a bit of a traditionalist, I started my session with some good old fashioned vaginal play. I'd expected this portion of the experiment to be a bust, but was pleasantly surprised to discover the Zephyr performed surprising well when it came to vaginal stimulation. Despite its small size, the toy has a surprising amount of heft and weight that lends some intensity to its stimulation. My ladyparts were not left wanting.

But what about the ass, you ask? No sooner than I'd had an orgasm (or several), I turned my attention assward. The first thing I realized: The Zephyr requires more warm up than you would expect. Sure, it's all small and cute, and looks like it would slide into a butthole with near no preparation; then again, it's a piece of metal. As we all know, metal has much less give than, say, silicone or a penis. Translation? The toy felt a lot bigger than it looked.

Which, once it was firmly ensconced in my anal region, was not so bad a thing. As a woman who appreciates the finer things in life, I happen to enjoy the sensation of aircraft-quality aluminum stuck up my nether regions. Really, what more could a girl want?

Should you be inclined to stick the Zephyr into your own parts (or the parts of a friend or loved one), just remember: if you're going to be exploring multiple body parts, sterilize it in between uses. It's just better that way.

· Buy the Zephyr (inspiredbyvergenza.com)

Georgia (Beauty Is Divine)

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 11:00:00 EST

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Kelly (Burning Angel)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:00:00 EST

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Ella: The Dildo For The Discerning Self Love Enthusiast

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:00:00 EST

LELO products have always earned high praise from my parts—but it's mostly been due to their well-designed controls (and, ok, the awesome orgasms they've inspired). But is the LELO ingenuity limited to their electronic toys? Or does the genius extend to their motorless creations as well? When the lovely LELO dildo, Ella, fell into my lap (so it speak) it was the perfect opportunity to find out.

The Ella bears a strong resemblance to one of my favorite vibrators ever, LELO's Gigi. In fact, if you dipped the handle of the Gigi in silicone, you'd pretty much have the Ella—but that resemblance alone was not enough to convince me of the Ella's worth.

Using the Ella, on the other hand, was. With its deliciously curved head, it's perfectly poised to stimulate the gspot—which, as luck would have it, just so happens to be one of my favorite types of stimulation! Ladies in search of a thicker sensation would do well to flip Ella around and use her handle as her head. Or hey, you can even switch it up midsession and use both ends in one sitting (though please be warned that this can make quite a mess).

Those with more expensive tastes (or thicker billfolds) than my own might also appreciate Ella's cousin, Olga, from the LELO Luxe line. Similar in shape to Ella, Olga is manufactured out of either stainless steel or gold plate. Sadly, she's far more expensive than Ella (by a factor of 9!), but sometimes that splurge is just worth it.

· LELO (lelo.com)
· Buy the Ella (lelo.com)

The Barack Obama Dildo: Change You Can... Oh, Forget It

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:00:00 EDT

The incredible thing about this sexual implement made in the likeness of the Democratic nominee for president is not that it exists—it's what took so long? After all we've already seen two different butt plugs devoted to our existing president (plus numerous other celebrity sex toys and Obama has been running for like six years now, so what was the hold up? (Maybe it was all the time spent on the super keen website.) If you're having trouble finding the right hope and inspiration for that Os for Obama thing, perhaps this will solve your problem.

· HeadOState (headostate.com)

Flesh Flicks: Good Help Is Hard To Find

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:52:47 EDT

Hiring sexy maids to clean up after you isn't just a rich guy thing. Rich women do it too! The only problem is, we can't figure out who is in charge here. The woman stuck doing the chores seems to be better dressed than the one who is just lounging around—and her dusting skills aren't that hot either. So who is in charge? And how come those shelves are still filthy? Honestly, how does anyone—man or woman—ever get their homes clean these days when all the hired hands want to do is make things messier?

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· "horny lesbians" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: Numerical Advantage

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:52:45 EDT

Yes, every man's fantasy is to be satisfied by not one, not two, but three women, however ... have you ever considered the logistics of the thing? That is a lot of boobs to keep track of. Even with a cock, a mouth and two hands, something is going to get missed, which is probably why one of the ladies involved in this romp is forced to keep her bra on. That's just a few two many variables. Fortunately, she finds other ways to get involved and everyone goes home happy. Just remember that if you ever try to pull off this maneuver, proper planning is a must.

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· "6 boobs vs. only one man" (Megarotic)

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Flesh Flicks: Girls And Their Toys

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:35:41 EDT

We could give you a lengthy disquisition about the appeal of sapphic attractions or the role of female pornstars in the adult industry or even a gushing tribute about how much Janine Lindemulder meant to certain developing youngsters (Hint: A lot!), but we think that maybe just providing the title card would make the whole thing self-explanatory. "Three Lesbians and Two Double-Headed Dildos" kinda says it all, don'tcha think?

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· "Three Lesbians and two doubleheaded Dildos" (RedTube)

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Here's the first of what will likely be...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:40:09 EDT

Here's the first of what will likely be many Halloween-themed posts today—because not only should you dress up yourself, it's also important that your dildoes have cool costumes as well. (Don't ask why, just play along.) (sextoysillustrated.com)

Prixxx Arse Sex Machine Challenge

Violet Blue — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:24:45 EDT

When porn and tech conference Arse Elektronika had its virtual cherry popped at Kink.com last month (and at least one model christened the stage with a squirt of robot-fucking glee with Fuckzilla), some of us were there to watch the fluids—and ideas about the future of sex, tech and the internets—fly. Those crazy machine ~~fuckers~~ lovers at Monochrom are already gearing up (ahem) for next year's conference with an open call for sex machine makers to compete for the prize of "Prixxx Arse," an "unobjectionable award for sex machines, orgasmotrons and teledildonics."

Their team of specialists tells us that it's a fully open call for machinery asking for, "a PDF containing description and pictures of your working device or a detailed proposal by April 30, 2008. We plan to present the winners of Prixxx Arse Elektronika in autumn 2008 @ Arse Elektronika." We're hoping that whoever wins the prize can deliver an opening night demo worthy enough for us to say, "Move over, Fuckzilla" ... followed by a battle royale of mechanized monster machine mayhem!

· Sex Machine Award: Prixxx Arse (monochrom.at)

See also:
· Kink Hosts International Conference on Sex & Technology (video, kink.com)
· Arse Opening Night Fuckzilla Demonstration (video by BotJunkie, blip.tv)
· Arse Elektronika 2007 Photos (and media wrap, laughingsquid.com)

Previously: · Porn And Tech @ Arse Elektronika

Flesh Flicks: Giving Alexis Amore Some Props

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 18:17:11 EDT

Now when the establishing shot of a scene is a close up on a giant purple dildo/vibrator, isn't it pretty much a given that the device in question will figure prominently in the action? (That's called "foreshadowing.") And when there are other phallic objects in the room that usually means the director is trying to establish a particular visual motif, in this case to get the viewer thinking about the insertion of large objects. (That's called "mise-en-scène.") So how does Alexis Amore completely ignore the purple elephant in the room and only think to put it inside her after the considerable deed is already over? (That's called "missing the point.") We will never understand abstract cinema.

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· Alexis Amore Collection (Megarotic)

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