Discovery Of The Monolith

And then, after the primates discover the Monolith, they invent weaponry. This eventually leads to big black anal vibrators. More »

Maggie (Only Cuties)

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Meet CJ: Not Just Another Hot Babe With No Hair

We might have overlooked CJ here in last week's roundup of hot bald models, but that doesn't mean she isn't worthy of your attention—she didn't earn her title as Viv Thomas' current Babe of the Month for nothing, you know. Next time we do a roundup of Hot Bald Babes Who Also Happen To Be Pretty Handy With A Dildo, though, we'll make sure she's at the top of the list. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) More »

Up Close And Very Personal With The DIY Dildo Cam

Everyone knows that the difference between "erotica" and "porn" is the frequency of extreme closeups of a penis moving in and out of a vagina. But when you're shooting your own personal amateur masterpiece at home (and without the help of Swedish authorities) how can you get that special balls-eye view to make your final product look as good as the professional kind? Here's one solution: build your own homemade dildo cam! With a little glue, a few wires and some good old fashioned ingenuity, you can take viewers on a ride on that train as it enters the tunnel. (Note: Actually installing a camera in one's scrotum is still best left to the pros.) More »

Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Curve (The Best Dildo Ever?)

When we think of innovative sex toys, we rarely think of dildos. Unlike their vibrating sisters (brothers?), dildos tend to be pretty predictable: they mostly come in one shape, with limited variation in width and girth. Hence my delight at discovering the Curve, a uniquely shaped silicone dildo unlike any I've seen before — and I've seen a lot of them. With a pleasing form that proves that a sex toy doesn't need a motor to put a little buzz in your step, the Curve may just be my new favorite sex toy. More »

Our pal Davo's list of the most commented-upon amateur porn clips of 2007 on his site reminds us all once again that it is indeed possible to type with one hand while your other one is otherwise occupied. Sure, it might take a little longer to finish typing a sentence that way, but at least you won't have to worry about getting your keyboard all sticky. (privatepornmovies.com)

Flesh Flicks: Super Size Me!

Why yes, that is one giant dildo. And judging by the title of this post and the eager looks of the participants, you can probably guess where it's going—but there's plenty more where that came from! Fists are flying into all kinds of spaces (sometimes two at a time!) and plenty of other (usually rubber) appendages get in on the action as well. These ladies accomplish quite a bit of filling up in a short amount of time, but the bottom line is that no challenge is too tough for them. Good thing there's no such thing as too much lube in times like this, right? More »

Flesh Flicks: Needs More Dirt

Yes, these two ladies are definitely engaging in some classic girl-on-girl action, but we don't think we would follow the example of whoever posted this video to Haporn and label them "dykes" in the traditional sense. And despite their enthusiasm for sticking large rubbery objects into various body holes, we wouldn't necessarily call them dirty, either. On the other hand, that double-sided dildo is all too real and who doesn't love a nice solid alliteration? So "Dirty Dildo Dykes" it is. If you can find a better title somewhere else ... buy it! More »

Evidently inspired by a certain regular visitor to our Marital Aid Test Kitchen features, Madonna was spotted leaving a London hotel carrying a "Purple Penetrator" strap-on dildo. Good to know that the old gal still has it in her. (So will Guy Ritchie, apparently.) (dailymail.co.uk; make like Madonna and order your own Purple Penetrator here)

While we're still dedicated to bringing you the latest developments in sophisticated dildo technology, let's not forget that there's something to be said for the homespun delights of a plain old cucumber, a block of wood, and some duct tape as well. After all, who needs to go through all those AA batteries when everything you need to get off is probably sitting right there in your produce bin and hardware drawer already? (video @ sicksiteradio.com)

Porn trends may come and go, but hot blonde amateur MILFs riding their dildos are forever. (Or at least for the couple of minutes it'll take you to watch this clip.) (m90.org, via phun.org)

Flesh Flicks: All Alone?

Here's one we missed from our "caught in the act" bonanza from last week. Even private bedrooms are not safe from the dedicated pervert and his hidden camera, although the lovely woman in this instance must not be too concerned about prying eyes after seeing the way she flaunts her pleasure in front of that poor unsuspecting teddy bear. He didn't ask to be put in that situation, but then again, he doesn't seem to be trying too hard to leave either. More »

Flesh Flicks: Let's Put On A Show!

Unlike our earlier adventurers, the woman in this video isn't trying to hide from anyone; in fact, being seen by the camera is kind of the whole point, especially since seeing her work that toy on grainy surveillance footage just wouldn't do it justice. We're also not entirely sure that she's an actual "college girl"—but when you're as enthusastic about what you're doing as she seems to be, who cares what your credentials are anyway? More »

When Dildos Attack!

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Flesh Flicks: Life Lessons

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Flesh Flicks: Open Legs, Insert Foot

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