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decision 2008
Two Pornstars To Rule Them All: Meet Your New Leaders
It seems that there's been some backroom dealing in this whole Supreme Commandress election: Joanna and Stoya have announced that, rather than run against each other, they'd rather team up and serve as joint Supreme Commandresses of the state of Fleshbot. This is just like back in 1796, when Thomas Jefferson and John Adams ran against each other, and then Thomas Jefferson became John Adams's vice president. Except that Stoya and Joanna are way hotter than those guys were (and we sorta doubt that John Adams ever got gangbanged. Jefferson, on the other hand...).
To celebrate our new era of co-Commandressing, we'd like to offer you (what else?) some videos of Joanna and Stoya at their finest moments. Meet your new leaders: we're in for a very sexy administration.
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Prof_Derzshowitz: Maybe now that Joanna and Stoya have been elected, we could start petitioning them to perform certain sexual acts for... 5 Responses | Other threads
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decision 2008
Stoya: An Animal Ear-Clad Girl Of The People
The two top candidates in our Supreme Commandress race (young upstart Stoya and incumbent Joanna Angel, for those who aren't glued to the polls) continue to battle it out. Joanna's already showed us her official Commandress apparel, now Stoya wants the good people of Fleshbot to know that, if elected, she would serve out her term in animal ears (and, if we're really good, only animal ears). We're having some serious trouble deciding between these two. Perhaps we should create some sort of Vice Commandress position? (More photos of Stoya after the jump.) More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MalzyWheels: Way too adorable. I love Stoya. I love Joanna Angel. Can't we just all unite and have a power sharing... 3 Responses | Other threads
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decision 2008
The Electioneering Continues
Our incumbent Supreme Commandress isn't taking this whole re-election thing lying down—she wants you to know she's very, very eager to win your vote. As an added incentive, she's provided us with this picture of her in her official Commandress outfit. We'd hate to see it go to waste (though, hey, Joanna—even if things don't go your way, you can always wear that outfit to all official Fleshbot functions. We wouldn't mind.).
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MalzyWheels: Man, I'm getting to like the odds of seeing Stoya dressed as a bunny. But Joanna's outfit is damn hot! more » | Other threads
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decision 2008
The Campaigning Continues: Stoya The Course!
Sure, that whole U.S. presidential election thing may be over, but the Fleshbot Supreme Commandress election is still going on (and we all know which one is really important). In fact, we've just received some breaking news from Stoya campaign headquarters! In response to challenges from her opponents, Stoya has released the following statement: More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MalzyWheels: I think we need to see Stoya in said "clothing and accessories with animal ears." 6 Responses | Other threads
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decision 2008
Vote For Your Next Supreme Commandress
The candidates have spoken, the campaign has run its course... and now it's time for you to pick your new leader. Will it be the steadfast and successful Joanna Angel? Digital Playground darling Stoya? Glamorous geek Justine Joli? Sasha Grey, with her newfound crossover appeal? Adorable Penny Flame? Or perhaps the well-endowed (and well-prepared) Gianna Michaels? The future of Fleshbot is in your hands, dear reader: make your choice after the jump. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by paraffinshot: No question. Sasha Grey, all the way. Intellectual Hardcore Queen! 6 Responses | Other threads
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decision 2008
Gianna Michaels: She's Got The Assets To Lead
As the reigning AVN Unsung Starlet of the Year, Gianna Michaels might rightly be viewed as the underdog in this election—though frankly, we prefer to think of her as a woman of the people. With generous assets and breadth of service, Gianna has shown that she's ready and willing to serve the common man (or woman), tending to each and every need as her duty requires. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I cannot see her winning, but I can see her hosting her own programme, a la GOP also-ran Mike Huckabee. GIANNA...... more » | Other threads
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decision 2008
Sasha Grey: Crossing Over Into Success
At Fleshbot, we have many goals. Prime among them is the pursuit of hot porn, but in addition to that noble pursuit, we also do what we can to elevate the level of discussion around pornography, offering more than a simple "Dude, check out these titties!" (while still recognizing that, yes, those titties are totally worth checking out). More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: *now more » | Other threads
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decision 2008
Penny Flame: A Penny For Your Vote
There's a reason why Penny has been tapped by Vivid to produce her own line of Vivid-Ed educational pornos. With her sweet, good-natured attitude, her caring nature, and, of course, her vast knowledge of the sexin', Penny's a perfect teacher—and, we think, a perfect leader for Fleshbot. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Ecks: Have we made contact with any of these ladies, or is this just a title we are giving out? 4 Responses | Other threads
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decision 2008
Stoya: Stoya The Course
We've said before that Fleshbot is Stoya country—and truly, there are very few girls out there who've managed to win over the hearts and parts of as many Fleshbottians as young Stoya has. We could try to guess as to the secrets of her charms—but the simple truth is that Stoya, with her classic beauty, skilled performances, and genuine love of her art, is the epitome of what a pornstar should be. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by MalzyWheels: Good God, this is tougher than voting for President? 3 Responses | Other threads
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decision 2008
Justine Joli: Geek Girls Know How To Lead
As a burlesque dancing, acting, blogging, podcasting, game-playing, spirituality-seeking, anime-watching, Comic-Con-attending, adventure loving, queen of lesbian porn, glamour model and 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year Runner Up, Justine has shown the world that she's capable of wearing many hats—just like us! More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by OlinHaole: If she doesn't get this nod, it only means that she's in the wrong arena. Proven Pet and one-time Stern correspondent,... more » | Other threads
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decision 2008
Joanna Angel: Porn You Can Believe In
As the reigning Supreme Commandress, Joanna Angel has served Fleshbot well—and, in some ways, the current prosperity of the nation of Fleshbot is the best argument we can think of for a second Joanna Angel administration. But we felt it would be more appropriate to let the Supreme Commandress speak for herself on this one: More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by hebear mcghee: No matter what the outcome of the polls may be, in my heart and in my mind, Joanna Angel will... 1 Responses | Other threads
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decision 2008
Nominate Your Next Supreme Commandress
Two years ago, you, the people, selected Joanna Angel as your Supreme Commandress. In her tenure as our great leader, she has served us well, producing many hot movies (and getting naked and sexy on a very regular basis). But with another election quickly approaching, it's time to make a decision: should the incumbent Joanna Angel remain in her post, spreading porntastic good will on the behalf of the great nation-state of Fleshbot; or are you, the people, hungry for change, and eager to elect a new leader? We're soliciting nominations from now until Sunday; polls will open this Tuesday. So tell us: who would you like to see in charge?
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By Lux AlptraumComment by dirtybacon: I'll get the obvious ones out of the way: Nominate: Sasha Stoya Lux *cough brownose cough* Eva Gianna Jenna Haze Keeley Lucy Pinder Gina Lynn 3 Responses | Other threads
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