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"Pure" Screwing Satisfaction
It starts innocently enough. Sada (the beautiful Asa Akira) begins an innocuous flirtation with her castrating boss's husband, Kichi (Keni Styles). What knew Sada would get a taste for it herself? More » -
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"Pure": Your Bloody Asian Valentine
"It was a fabulous tabloid scandal in 1930's Tokyo, forcing the repressed society to confront sex and death in explicit terms," said David Aaron Clark of the true story behind his upcoming "Pure," a movie I'm very excited to see. More » -
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"Asia Noir 6": Must Be the Season of the (Evil Sex Trap Warehouse) Witch
Who is turning L.A.'s Asian-loving black men into zombies and/or murdering them? Why doesn't Mr. Marcus *69 Ange Venus before following her phone calls into an evil sex trap warehouse? Is Coco Velvett really Asian? Learn this and more as we finally review the aptly titled "Asia Noir 6." More » -
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"Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" Or, If You Believe the Hype, The Second Coming
Men coming on each other; Jesse Jane pulling a Belladonna on Belladonna; Wholesale Chinese and Armenian stereotypes; David Aaron Clark eating a turkey leg; Slavery; The delightful squishiness of Shay Jordan (not to be confused with this); About as many sex scenes as there were men on the Edmund Fitzgerald; And "The Biggest Adult Production In History." More » -
#youarethere
"Pirates II" Premiere: An Arrr-Rated Affair Of The Ass
"Get on that carpet!" growled Max Hardcore to his jittery arm candy as a strolling Mexican family observed. "They need to see you!" The event was the "Pirates II" premiere at downtown L.A.'s jewel box Orpheum Theatre this weekend, and the adult industry was on notice that if they didn't attend they would be kicked out and banished to perform random blowjobs in Vancouver. Vancouver, Washington, no less. That is why Fleshbot West attended, and brought you the following report. More » -
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Popshots of the Week! The Long And Short Of It
As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan's "Creampie Explosions 3"—yes, they said it couldn't be made—the 5'10" Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again. More » -
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Super-Funtime With Lana Croft And Friends
Lana Croft, whom last we saw in these virtual pages being mesmerized by Ange Venus and some Asian sirens, is back in a wet and wild adventure from the serene David Aaron Clark, who subtitled his latest movie "Mr. Hentai's Super-Funtime Asian Pool Party." (Never mind that Clark has never been an Asian a day in his life.) We asked what the movie would be about when he was planning it. "There will be a pool there, that's all I know." he said. "Then the magic will happen." More » -
#hardcore
DVD Review: "No Man's Land: Asian Edition 6"
With a high-numbered and wordy title like this one, you wouldn't expect to have to put your thinking cap on, too. But Lana Croft's plight in this Porn Valley House of the Spirits is something to puzzle through even as the drool flows freely.
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Porn Valley Dispatch: Lana Croft Says No to Tentacles
This weekend, we interviewed delightful Filipina pornstress Lana Croft on the set of David Aaron Clark's "No Man's Land 6: Asian". It was important to know if the Tagalog-rapping beauty was most often typecast as a geisha or a schoolgirl in the porn's eye view of the world. Then we wanted to know if she was a tentacular or a tentacle-free schoolgirl, thus exhausting the permutations of that niche. More » -
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David Aaron Clark's "Legend of the Oriental Luv Motel!"
"All Oriental women are odalisks," David Aaron Clark quotes Flaubert in the opening of his "Legend of the Oriental Luv Motel". Odalisk is a Turkish word, referring to the girls that weren't yet refined enough to be in the sultan's harem. The French later added their refinements to the word and it has since become synonymous with a lounging, long-ribbed sybarite, but Clark revels in the first meaning. More »





