<![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, dating]]> http://tags.fleshbot.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/fleshbot.com.png <![CDATA[Fleshbot: straight, dating]]> http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/dating http://fleshbot.com/tag/straight/dating <![CDATA[How To Score With Amy Green In Six Easy Steps!]]> Some may seek out dating advice from so-called experts, but we prefer to get our tips straight from the horse's mouth—the proverbial horse being Amy Green, who's opened up to ZOO about the best way to bed her.

Going over everything from how to ask her out to how to seal the deal, Amy's rundown is relatively thorough (well, as thorough as you can be in a six step listicle). Worried you won't have the chance to meet—let alone snog—Ms. Green? Fear not: even in the very likely situation that you and Amy remain thousands of miles (and many leagues) apart, we feel fairly certain that her words of wisdom will work equally well on other lasses. And even if they don't, well, at least the advice comes with some sexy pictures of Amy...so it's not a total wash.

· Amy Green: 'How To Bed Me'! (zootoday.com)

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<![CDATA[Time Out New York Wants To Hook You Up With Ellen Stagg]]> Have you ever dreamed that one day you—yes, you—might wind up on a date with someone as smart, funny, talented, and smoking hot as erotic photographer Ellen Stagg? Well, today could be your lucky day.

The one and only Stagg is on the cover of this week's Time Out New York, which just so happens to be the singles issue (yes, we are also amazed to learn that she's single.). Play your cards right, and who knows? You could wind up having breakfast with the girl who took all these photos.

And Stagg's not the only one who's up for grabs: Fleshbot friend Audacia Ray, Lucas Entertainment director mr. Pam, and gay pornstar J. are among the single sex luminaries you could be hooking up with.

So, uh, what are you waiting for?

· Date Ellen Stagg (timeout.com)

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<![CDATA[Science: Hot Or Not?]]> A new highly scientific study proves that men routinely try to sleep with women who are more attractive than they are and won't let the fact that they are pathetic overweight schlubs stand in their way. The best part? All the "data" for this study was taken from Hot Or Not! This is just like when we wrote our master's thesis on the Hampster Dance. (msnbc.msn.com + hotornot.com)

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<![CDATA[ A new scientific study claims that men tend...]]> A new scientific study claims that men tend to be attracted to and date women who look like their mother. So if the majority of your porn collection consists of MILF videos, well ... it should be a fun Thanksgiving!.(newscientist.com)

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<![CDATA[ This just in: Men and women sometimes trade...]]> This just in: Men and women sometimes trade sex for favors and gifts! There's even a name for this shocking new phenomenon. It's called "dating." (cnn.com, thumb via)

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<![CDATA[ Seattle's The Stranger is saying goodbye...]]> Seattle's The Stranger is saying goodbye to Ellen Forney's very amusing "Lustlab Ad of the Week" comics, making the plight of horny people everywhere a little less funny. (Though we're sure we'll still be able to get a few laughs out of the odd Craigslist ad anyway if we try hard enough.) (ellenforney.com + seatllest.com — thanks James)

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<![CDATA[Best Of Sex Advice: Reach Out And Touch Someone]]> We know that it's tough to ask for help. It takes a lot of courage to admit you have a problem, and that you need the assistance of others to resolve it. And it can be embarrassing and painful to confess to a shortcoming, but when you do—when you learn to trust and then rely on your fellow man—that's when you make a true human connection. On the other hand, when you seek sexual guidance by joining a site called the "Large Penis Support Group" ... well, then you're just showing off. (Or being delusional. Take your pick.)

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· Help Me Heather (gurl.com)

For some reason, I find it sexually pleasing to have my bladder pressed on, or to just have a slightly full bladder in general. I have been doing it since I was about eight, and it never seemed weird until I actually thought about it. I have never told anyone—and even lied to cover it up. Recently, I've worried it might be a fetish. Is it a fetish, and if it is, should I do something about it?

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· The Pucker Up Forums (puckerup.com)

I am a little worried about my man slave. I have noticed that he likes to play with his ass on the occasion and i am not sure if he knows that i seen him do it. Does that mean he's gay and if not then how do i approach him on maybe letting me play with his ass in sexual play. maybe he's into it and is affraid to do it because he will think that i will think he is gay. I wouldn't but i want him to be completely sexually satisfied . I would love to play with his ass i hear that is a big hot zone for men and they just don't know it. I want him to be completely unleashed. How can i get my man slave to let me didle with his ass?.

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· Talk Sex With Sue Johanson (talksexwithsue.com)

I have a quick qustion what does pussy really smell like?

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· Female First (femalefirst.co.uk)

I have been with my boyfriend for 15 years and love him to bits wehave a good sex life but for the past 2 years he gas tied me up whilst i am asleep, at first i loved it, but lately ive experienced new things, mainly a straight jacket suit, i am a heavy sleeper so dont notice him slipping me into the jacket. last month i woke up totaly trapped and blind folded.. at first all good but he left me for 34 hours, i lost it and panicked.
i worried that one day he will leave me ied up

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· Jersey Girls (providencedailydose.com)

Once upon a recent drunken night I went home with a former fuck buddy. Ever since, I’ve been getting booty texts/calls from him – but only at 3 am when I’m sleeping! Don’t get me wrong – I’m totally DTF but I’m not sure what to do. Should I text back the next morning? Should I not say anything at all? Ladies, what’s the proper etiquette for a situation like mine?

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· Sex-Project (sex-project.com)

i've read some postings about sucking your own dick and i was able to do this about a year ago
and now i can only get about 2 inches away and i was wondering how long i took some of you to
reach your goal.

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· Large Penis Support Group (lpsg.org)

Would other guys on here let another man masturbate them? This question is more aimed at guys who are not 100% gay. Would a guy who is, say, 100% straight, or there abouts, let another guy wank him if he didn't have to do anything in return?

I've no real experience with other men, but I've often wondered what it would be like to wank another guy.

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· Savage Love (thestranger.com)

A few months before I graduated, a friend revealed that she had been lusting after me, and wanted to hook up. The trouble was that she's in a long-term relationship. She didn't see this as a problem—she was willing to cheat—but I didn't want to be a part of that, and turned her down. She then played some games and got me to kiss her when I was drunk, and later flat-out propositioned me (again while I was drunk), and I refused again. Then we graduated and moved hundreds of miles away from each other, which I expected would be the end of it.

Now, though, a month later, she wrote to tell me that she's "not over" me. Was I right to turn her down, or should I, as she argued, let her make her own mistakes? Should I let her boyfriend (and likely fiancé) know about any of this?

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Previously: Best of Sex Advice Archive

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<![CDATA[Sex Blog Roundup: The Future's So Bright ...]]> Graduation gowns, tossed mortarboards, and puking your guts out at your very last keg party are on the agenda for many this month. But when sitting through yet another speech about the endless possibilities the future has in store, our thoughts tend to wander—as do those of some of our favorite sex bloggers, who spend their time thinking about post-graduate sex. In today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene, we'll take a class on how to conduct a fast-paced date night, write a dissertation on cunnilingus techniques, and then some advanced study of cuckholding sex. It's a complete education in a handful of blog posts ... and you won't even have to take out a high-interest loan to pay for it all!

Continue your education with AlwaysArousedGirl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by AlwaysArousedGirl

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Date Night


She was damp. I was hard. As I fell onto the bed she was quickly over me. I grabbed her tight and she slid down my cock hard. I groaned loudly in pleasure at the feeling of her. With a little adjustment, it was as if she was sucking my cock with her greedy pink pussy.

She twisted and turned her cavern around my hard cock, then lifted and dragged up and down on the head. I gripped her harder and consciously took in my breath slowly, making it last.


- UnfetteredCravings

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The Three Amigos (working title)


I laid back on the towel, spread my legs, raised my knees and lazily petted my pussy. My window was open slightly and I could hear and smell the rain, the breeze lifting and raising my sheer, white curtains. It was all lovely and calm, but the whole foreplay aspect of this thing had come and gone. I slipped three fingers in right away, testing the waters. I squirted some lube on the biggest (thickest) dong and slid it in as far as it would go, pumping it in and out, slowly and gently, feeling myself stretch out. But apparently not stretched out enough. I grabbed the smaller dildo, lubed it up and swung my legs over my head and aimed for my ass. I groaned louder than I had intended, fell over to my side and worked my orifices to the best of their capabilities (in the ass, out of the pussy, in the pussy, out of the ass). I was building up into a pleasant little frenzy with a speed and synchronized rhythm that would never happen with two human beings.

- Fuck: A Love Story

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Pull


I pressed my lips to his as I eased my body between his legs. I felt his hands graze along my sides and my arms as I moved lower.

His erection greeted me. The long, brown shaft of skin stood firm up along his stomach. I took it in my hand in a full grip. His balls curled up the base of his penis, smaller and retreated. I put my mouth to his sack and licked slowly and gently. I could only find one round mass. It hunched in the center, lonely and missing his counterpart. I felt confused at the void.


- My Sexual Misadventures

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balanced on the tip of my tongue


This conversation, inevitably, led to kissing, my mouth on her neck, clavicle, nipples, which was suddenly such a heightened sensation because we were both so aware of the idea of her clit in my mouth.

Pushing her into the bedroom, I stripped her bare swiftly, laid her out on the bed. She wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled me to her in the sweetest gesture of vulnerability and desire; it was one of the strongest moments of the weekend.

"I want to taste you," I murmured into the skin of her neck and cheek. "I want your clit in my mouth. I want to get you all wet, then fuck you, get my cock out and slide it in deep ..."


- Sugarbutch Chronicles

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The Truth of the Matter


There's a type of guy who really truly gets off on fucking another man's wife. A guy who can look into a cuckold's eyes while he's fucking the man's wife and say with conviction, "This pussy is mine." And at that moment it really is.

- Mrs. Kelly's Playhouse

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When Light Goes Black


A long while later, after I was satisfied with my exploration and learning of everything between your legs, I came back up to you. You grabbed my face and pulled me into your mouth.

Your legs were wild and splayed out and kicking in the air. You gripped me by the neck and then I, by yours. As I began fucking you; pounding down onto your hot, wet mound, I squeezed harder. Your tiny neck in my hands was strong and called for more. And as I began to leverage down and onto you with all of my weight, I was squeezing and thrashing your neck, your head into the pillows - slamming you up and down in a violent, choreographed fit of eroticism realized and desire exploding.


- The Provocateur

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See also: Sugasm #134: The best of this week's blogs by the bloggers who blog them (sugasm.com)

Thumbnail via Lightspeed Sorority (TGP/preview gallery via Ask Jolene)

Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive

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<![CDATA[ If you're trying to get laid on Craigslist,...]]> If you're trying to get laid on Craigslist, here's a tip: Tell the women you meet that you're former NBA veteran Jeff Turner. Apparently, ladies love journeyman power forwards with a career six-points-per-game average, yet even the most die-hard female hoops junkie probably won't realize that you're lying. It's the (almost) perfect crime! (seattlepi.nwsource.com via bostonist.com)

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<![CDATA[Playboy's "Foursome", Round Two: Can You Read My Mind?]]> "One mansion, four singles, 24 hours, endless possibilities" is the logline for "Foursome," Playboy's reality dating series, which debuts its second season Friday night. Fleshbot's seventh grade algebra teacher would quickly point out that the mansion and the time are red herrings, and that the hookup possibilities between the four singles are actually six (barring masturbation), not endless. But that's OK: there's a woman in the premiere who looks like Margot Kidder.

The staff of this website is divided over staged reality shows; their campiness and bitchery enthrall some and repel others. Me, I found Playboy's softcore approach lacking in payoff for both the titillation and the drama. If only the Spice Channel had teamed up with Bravo...

2008_6_4_foursome2.jpgMale model DeAngelo, construction worker Brandon, sullen mope Maria, and dancer of indeterminate venue Danielle get together in a rental home for a day and evening of sexifying activities like sexy winemaking and sexy photography, each of which is vaguely stimulating.

2008_6_4_foursome3.jpgBut tension grows as Brandon is at first judged a jerk by the group and then manages to bag his Lois Lane, leaving the smoother DeAngelo and the pouty Maria loveless and forlorn.

· Playboy (playboytv.com)

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<![CDATA[ Apparently, some people find it a little...]]> Apparently, some people find it a little unusual that Penthouse—which also owns Adult Friend Finder—would own Christian social networking site BigChurch.com. We're all for inclusion and everything, but that is a pretty big church. (telegraph.co.uk)

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<![CDATA[Tracking Down Cougars In The Wild]]> The cougar is generally considered a predatory animal, stalking down unsuspecting prey at hotel bars and fraternity beer pong tournaments. But for those who are actually hoping to get snared in one of their traps, it helps to take a proactive approach. Sites like Urban Cougar have been showing you how to spot these ferocious beasts in their natural habitat fpr a while now, but now that cougar watching has become such a full-fledged industry the hunters have become the hunted. Dating sites unite older ladies with horny young cubs, steamy novels document their safaris, books and websites provide tips for predator and prey, and a growing number of youngish men consider it their duty to hang out at swanky bars and wait for women to buy them drinks. (And then hopefully turn them into kept sex toys. Dare to dream!) One even has the brilliant concept of driving around the country in a bus and filming his adventures in picking up older women. Hey, that sounds like a great idea for a porn site!

· "On the Prowl with the Cougar Hunters" (bostonmagazine.com, via michaelorell.tumblr.com)

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See also:

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· goCougar - Where older women date younger men
· The Cradle Robbers: Bloom (amazon.com)

Previously: Urban Cougar, Wildlife Porn Of The Moment: "Cougars In Heat"

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<![CDATA[OK Cupid Is Weird (And Frequently Nude)]]> We have a couple of friends who are unhealthily obsessed with OK Cupid, a social networking/dating site that ranks way above Facebook, but slightly below Adult Friend Finder on the online hookup potential scale. In other words, it's populated by lonely, horny people with a lot of time on their hands. Combine that with blogging, chatting, and other "interactive" features and you can imagine that things tend to get a little odd. Also, there's a surprising number of amateur blowjob photos. If you don't believe us, check out Weird Things On OK Cupid, a blog that bravely explores the heart of darkness that is the internet dating scene. But maybe just stick to the generous "nudity" tag, because between the Nintendo fan art and magical banana slugs, you might never go on another blind date again. On the other hand, the slug slime is kinda hot ... did we just say that?

· Weird Things on OKCupid (okcupidisweird.blogspot.com)
· OkCupid! (okcupid.com)

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<![CDATA[So you're saying having sex with your ex...]]> So you're saying having sex with your ex can be complicated? We have a solution: No matter how many people you date, never break up with any of them ever. (msnbc.msn.com)

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<![CDATA[A Stanford researcher has found that there...]]> A Stanford researcher has found that there is an "orgasm gap" on college campuses and that in most hookup scenarios college girls end up giving blowjobs without getting anything in return. No wonder so many of them end up "experimenting" during their junior year. (uwire.com)

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<![CDATA[News of the World asks a 27-year-old woman...]]> News of the World asks a 27-year-old woman why she would shack up with a man 25 years older than her. They also asked the man why he was dating her, as if the answer wasn't already completely obvious. (newsoftheworld.co.uk)

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<![CDATA[ This is just in: Some women may not be completely...]]> This is just in: Some women may not be completely honest when they tell you how many people they've slept with. We're shocked and appalled, of course, that this practice goes on, but we still totally believe Angelina Jolie's number. (nydailynews.com)

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<![CDATA[A new survey says one in five Americans are...]]> A new survey says one in five Americans are having less sex because of their devotion to the internet. The other four are banging someone they met on Craigslist right now. (vnunet.com)

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<![CDATA[This just in: Attractive people get a lot...]]> This just in: Attractive people get a lot of attention. Not as well known: They get even more attention if you think that hottie is going to steal your significant other. No wonder everyone was staring at us on the subway today! (scientistlive.com)

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<![CDATA[Women who date online are much more cautious...]]> Women who date online are much more cautious about the men they date ... until they meet in person and then the fucking starts. We knew we shouldn't have let our True.com membership lapse. (chron.com)

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