How To Score With Amy Green In Six Easy Steps!

Some may seek out dating advice from so-called experts, but we prefer to get our tips straight from the horse's mouth—the proverbial horse being Amy Green, who's opened up to ZOO about the best way to bed her. More »

Time Out New York Wants To Hook You Up With Ellen Stagg

Have you ever dreamed that one day you—yes, you—might wind up on a date with someone as smart, funny, talented, and smoking hot as erotic photographer Ellen Stagg? Well, today could be your lucky day. More »

Science: Hot Or Not?

A new highly scientific study proves that men routinely try to sleep with women who are more attractive than they are and won't let the fact that they are pathetic overweight schlubs stand in their way. The best part? All the "data" for this study was taken from Hot Or Not! This is just like when we wrote our master's thesis on the Hampster Dance. (msnbc.msn.com + hotornot.com)

A new scientific study claims that men tend to be attracted to and date women who look like their mother. So if the majority of your porn collection consists of MILF videos, well ... it should be a fun Thanksgiving!.(newscientist.com)

This just in: Men and women sometimes trade sex for favors and gifts! There's even a name for this shocking new phenomenon. It's called "dating." (cnn.com, thumb via)

Seattle's The Stranger is saying goodbye to Ellen Forney's very amusing "Lustlab Ad of the Week" comics, making the plight of horny people everywhere a little less funny. (Though we're sure we'll still be able to get a few laughs out of the odd Craigslist ad anyway if we try hard enough.) (ellenforney.com + seatllest.com — thanks James)

If you're trying to get laid on Craigslist, here's a tip: Tell the women you meet that you're former NBA veteran Jeff Turner. Apparently, ladies love journeyman power forwards with a career six-points-per-game average, yet even the most die-hard female hoops junkie probably won't realize that you're lying. It's the (almost) perfect crime! (seattlepi.nwsource.com via bostonist.com)

Playboy's "Foursome", Round Two: Can You Read My Mind?

"One mansion, four singles, 24 hours, endless possibilities" is the logline for "Foursome," Playboy's reality dating series, which debuts its second season Friday night. Fleshbot's seventh grade algebra teacher would quickly point out that the mansion and the time are red herrings, and that the hookup possibilities between the four singles are actually six (barring masturbation), not endless. But that's OK: there's a woman in the premiere who looks like Margot Kidder. More »

Apparently, some people find it a little unusual that Penthouse—which also owns Adult Friend Finder—would own Christian social networking site BigChurch.com. We're all for inclusion and everything, but that is a pretty big church. (telegraph.co.uk)

Tracking Down Cougars In The Wild

The cougar is generally considered a predatory animal, stalking down unsuspecting prey at hotel bars and fraternity beer pong tournaments. But for those who are actually hoping to get snared in one of their traps, it helps to take a proactive approach. Sites like Urban Cougar have been showing you how to spot these ferocious beasts in their natural habitat fpr a while now, but now that cougar watching has become such a full-fledged industry the hunters have become the hunted. Dating sites unite older ladies with horny young cubs, steamy novels document their safaris, books and websites provide tips for predator and prey, and a growing number of youngish men consider it their duty to hang out at swanky bars and wait for women to buy them drinks. (And then hopefully turn them into kept sex toys. Dare to dream!) One even has the brilliant concept of driving around the country in a bus and filming his adventures in picking up older women. Hey, that sounds like a great idea for a porn site! More »

OK Cupid Is Weird (And Frequently Nude)

We have a couple of friends who are unhealthily obsessed with OK Cupid, a social networking/dating site that ranks way above Facebook, but slightly below Adult Friend Finder on the online hookup potential scale. In other words, it's populated by lonely, horny people with a lot of time on their hands. Combine that with blogging, chatting, and other "interactive" features and you can imagine that things tend to get a little odd. Also, there's a surprising number of amateur blowjob photos. If you don't believe us, check out Weird Things On OK Cupid, a blog that bravely explores the heart of darkness that is the internet dating scene. But maybe just stick to the generous "nudity" tag, because between the Nintendo fan art and magical banana slugs, you might never go on another blind date again. On the other hand, the slug slime is kinda hot ... did we just say that? More »

So you're saying having sex with your ex can be complicated? We have a solution: No matter how many people you date, never break up with any of them ever. (msnbc.msn.com)

A Stanford researcher has found that there is an "orgasm gap" on college campuses and that in most hookup scenarios college girls end up giving blowjobs without getting anything in return. No wonder so many of them end up "experimenting" during their junior year. (uwire.com)

News of the World asks a 27-year-old woman why she would shack up with a man 25 years older than her. They also asked the man why he was dating her, as if the answer wasn't already completely obvious. (newsoftheworld.co.uk)

This is just in: Some women may not be completely honest when they tell you how many people they've slept with. We're shocked and appalled, of course, that this practice goes on, but we still totally believe Angelina Jolie's number. (nydailynews.com)

A new survey says one in five Americans are having less sex because of their devotion to the internet. The other four are banging someone they met on Craigslist right now. (vnunet.com)

This just in: Attractive people get a lot of attention. Not as well known: They get even more attention if you think that hottie is going to steal your significant other. No wonder everyone was staring at us on the subway today! (scientistlive.com)

Women who date online are much more cautious about the men they date ... until they meet in person and then the fucking starts. We knew we shouldn't have let our True.com membership lapse. (chron.com)

A British transit officer who banged his internet date in the squad room at Gatwick Airport was found not guilty of misconduct, because he kept his ear piece in the entire time and thus was never out of contact with his co-workers. See? Who says public transportation isn't safe? (timesonline.co.uk)

Dinner and a movie is a standard dating technique, but you've got to pick the right movie if you want to get laid. One happy ending leads to another. (news.com.au)

We already passed along these tips for dating the fans of NFC football teams so it's only fair that we include the AFC as well. Although, if your girlfriend (or boyfriend) has the hots for celebrity impregnator Tom Brady you should probably just take a knee and give up. (datehole.com)

Personally, we think July is a little too early to be talking about football ... unless you're talking about the newest NFL cheerleaders in which case we'll let it slide. (Bonus: What to expect from your date based on the NFC team she chooses to root for. These are important topics.) (winningtheturnoverbattle.blogspot.com + datehole.com)

Deep Inside Adult Friend Finder

If there's one thing we've learned in our experience on the interweb over the last several years, it's that no matter where we are and no matter what time it is, there's always a hot horny slut somewhere in the area just waiting to meet us. Not that we've ever partaken of the numerous dating site/personal ad/anonymous hookup come-ons that have flooded our inbox and popped up in our browers. (Ahem.) But it's nice to know they're there if we want them. More »

Morning Wood: You And Gemma Atkinson Have A Future Together

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Morning Wood: Who Needs To Pay Taxes Anyway?

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Wet Spots: Banned By Hefner!

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