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Yeah, we thought you'd be into that. Only this time, we're going for the maximum tease. Hope you're ready to beg for it until every fiber of your being throbs for release!

As you'd expect, Jesse takes the focus of this softer Celeste title, capturing our hearts and, ummm, imaginations in three of the six scenes. Sometimes with soft focus, sometimes with with flairs and light jazz, but always with a nod to the art of the sexy tease, Jesse performs longer intros that build to crescendo, and shorter sex scenes with more artistic license. It's that simply sexy touch that only a performer turned artiste like Celeste could provide, with genius partner in crime Robby D breathing life into her vision. Still, you don't have to be a third wave sex positive feminist to enjoy the fruits of her work, or Jesse Jane. Far from it!

Jesse is joined by Kiki Vidis, Madison Scott, and Daisy Marie for her "Atomic Tease," which has all but melted what was left of our fragile little minds. Trust us when we tell you that theres not a single moment of wasted footage included in this release. Even the BTS shines.

"Jesse Jane Atomic Tease" releases this week. From all of us here at Fleshbot, we hope you have a happy, healthy, and sane weekend.

· Images courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

In the end, all porn is good. Just like all candy is good and all drugs are good. Why worry about plot and script and lighting and sound and dialogue and editing when those things are merely a distraction from the main point of porn, which is Naked Ladies?

I phoned a friend who is a doctor.

"You know how some of the porn companies are doing parodies lately?" I asked.

"Yes," she said (and, just so you know, this is a kindly emergency room doctor in Baltimore who demands I send her JM Productions' pissing movies when I'm done with them).

"I have never seen such a poor effort as this one," I said.

"'Poor effort'?" she said. "It's porn."

I admit that I'd forgotten my adolescent sense of wonder when I threw this DVD into my digital display device. "Wow, this is really bad," I said, looking right through Jessica Lynn's proud, machine-crafted boobs. "She doesn't even try to sound like Barbara Eden."

And then there was Harmony, whom I'd love were she just to write parking tickets all day. "I have no idea what this scene is about," I said, ignoring the fact that Harmony was right there fucking in it.

All these riches, I thought, and I don't even see them.

"You know what they call the guy who finishes medical school with the lowest grades?" my friend said.

"No, what?" I said.

"'Doctor'," she said.

Fast Forward Flesh Flicks will appear occasionally to remind us that porn doesn't need to be good to be good.

So "I'm Dreaming of Genie" is not an awful movie; it's a porn movie.

· Venom HD (xxxjuicy.com)
· Buy "I'm Dreaming of Genie" (tlavideo.com)

Faithless

Studio: Vivid
Director: Paul Thomas
Cast: Kelli McCarty, Daisy Marie, Voodoo, Kelly Leigh, Steven St. Croix, Jennifer Dark, James Deen, Herschel Savage

Review by: Gram Ponante

"Faithless" is not a feel-good movie, unless movies like "In the Bedroom" were fun for you. But it is full of uncomfortable situations and vigorous sex that you know meant something for the performers.

"Faithless" opens with Calli (McCarty) primping for a performance; the performance is makeup sex with poor, muddled Nico (Voodoo). Turning on the waterworks (as this is not a squirting movie, it must be pointed out that the waterworks are from her eyes), Calli gets Nico right where she wants him, which is to be discovered by her husband, Danny (Steven St. Croix), and Nico's girlfriend in her carnal embrace. Was it worth it, Voodoo?

It all started innocently enough. Calli is Danny's trophy wife, hated by his daughter, Sarah, played by Daisy Marie. Nico comes up to the cabin in the mountains to be with Sarah but her dad, proud of his hot new wife, shows her off to his daughter's beau. It proves to be Danny's undoing.

Already there are more elements to this porn movie, more setup and plot, more credible situations, than others. Naturally Sarah hates her stepmom, naturally Nico's buddy, James Deen, wants in on Sarah, naturally Sarah overhears all this exposition.

And then there are Danny's best friend Simon (Herschel Savage) and his own trophy wife Terry (Kelly Leigh). Simon is a sad sack whose wife and best friend waste no time availing each other of her fellatio skills.

But despite the family tension and Simon's dire warning to Nico that he hopes Danny doesn't own a shotgun, Nico and Sarah do manage to steal away to a bucolic spot and go fishing. Ass fishing.

But the idyll doesn't last. Calli has captured Nico's heart, you see, and back in L.A. she calls him, having stolen his number from her stepdaughter's phone. The cad, he comes right over. But she is playing mind games with him.

"I just wanted to see if you'd come," she says, leaving.

But lest you think Calli is the fly in the ointment, Sarah, too, seems particularly prone to unhingement. We end up feeling sorry for Danny, even though we know that he, too, is a filthy adulterer. Of particular resonance is a scene where Danny and Calli try to get their groove on but daughter Sarah keeps interrupting, asking for cash. The viewer is left wondering who he wants to hate or fuck more.

Until finally we are left with a portrait of Danny as a guy who finds crazy women comforting (at least that's what I got out of it). After a landmark rape-in-so-many-words scene that stands in for an argument between the married couple, Danny then goes to his old standby, Terry, for a top-off. By this point we're rooting for no one.

And when, loopy as she is, Calli ties all the loose ends together, we see her scorched-earth logic. You're looking at the generic boxcover and thinking, "Are we talking about the same movie?"

In Hollywood, February is traditionally the month in which all the also-ran movies are released. But, much as I am loathe to say it so soon after January's AVN awards, "Faithless" is my choice to clean up next year; its themes of Women Are Unstable, Men Are Assholes really looks like America these days. And I would give Kelli McCarty and Steven St. Croix acting trophies, because it's hard to focus during a rape.

· Vivid (Vivid.com)
· Buy "Faithless" (gamelink.com)

A beautiful example of Shibari is like a glass of really good Bordeaux. Unlike a glass of fine wine, however, it probably doesn't look quite as good all over a delicious set of tits and a tight body. And then there's the added bonus of using the seeming miles of pink silken rope as a strong set of reins when nailing said tight body from behind, after throwing it over a leather-covered piece of dungeon furniture. Our dream? Sipping a 1990 Medoc while giving Daisy Marie's submissively arranged yet eager, tied-up body a good firm spanking.

· Daisy Marie all tied up and craving cock (pornhub.com)

But since we've been impressed by the previous installments of the Expert Guide series, we figured we'd give this one a shot. And, true to form, Tristan impressed us with her efforts. Rather than setting itself up as the end all, be all of threesomology, the "Expert Guide to Threesomes" acts more as a general guide to group sex.

In the educational intro, Tristan explains different threesome configurations, lays out some basic rules, and goes over different roadblocks and pitfalls encountered by couples looking to have a threesome. While its no guarantee of a problem-free debut into the world of group sex, the "Expert Guide" is a good way for couples to open up a discussion about going beyond a twosome—and even if end up deciding that the threeway isn't your way, you'll still get to watch some hot group sex porn.

· Vivid-Ed (vivid-ed.com)

If our extensive experience in this area has taught us one thing, it's that we can't bring this many lascivious porn stars together without them eventually fucking each other senseless. And, as we'd expect, Tera Patrick, Daisy Marie, Daisy Dukes, Madison Scott, Kayla Paige, Angie Savage, Mya Luanna, Charmane Star, Lexi Belle, Maya Gates, Shawna Lenee, and several of their friends do exactly that, stripping out of their bikinis and lapping away at each other like kittens enjoying seventeen fresh bowls of cream. The results are disturbingly good, making us feel as immoral and decadent as an AIG executive with a golden parachute after the bail out. Move over, Hef—Tera wants to show you what the grotto should look like every single day of the week.

If anything, Tera's given us hope in a way that even our President Elect can only allude to. While most of us will have to tighten our belts this holiday season, finding pleasure in the simple joys of life, we can always look forward to history repeating itself. Our eyes are glassy after watching these lovely ladies work themselves into a frenzy, dreaming of a time when we will once again be able to blaze up our medical grade hydroponic with freshly minted hundred dollar bills. In fact, with ideas this good, we're thinking Tera for Prez 2012. You with us?

"Tera Patrick’s Pool Party" is available this week.

· Teravision (teravision.com)

Penthouse director Marcus London walked the red carpet with his beautiful wife Devon Lee. Mick Blue made the scene with Diana Doll. Eric “Swiss Balls” Swiss showed up with two uninhibited starlets and gave everyone a partial sex show. Justine brought an entourage composed of several hot models including punk rock pin-up lesbian Zoli Suicide. Mmmmm.

Other fabulous celebrity type porn people in attendance included Lisa Demarco, Brandi Wood, Sophie Scarf, Shy Love, Jenny Hendrix, Eric Everhard, Marco Bandaras, Magdalan St. Michaels, James Bartholet, Ashlyn Brookes, Christian XXX, Lexi Belle, Evan Stone, Pete Warren, Dan Miller, Chris King, Zander Kane, Tony Batman, Lexi Tyler, Cleatis Mack from Digital Underground, Lexi Love, Layna Lee, Nita Strauss, Alyssa Rose, Sarah Beth, Kat Scarlett, Alexis Gidden, Heather Scarlett, Kiera Kiss, and two crazy UCLA students who snuck in and then obnoxiously crashed the red carpet. We snapped them anyway thinking maybe we were being punked by Sasha Cohen for his upcoming Bruno movie.

The evening's festivities included exotic painted models serving cocktails, an exclusive live burlesque performance by Carmit of the Pussycat Dolls, plus the ridiculously sexy all girl group Killy Slowly playing something or other. Go-Go girls gyrated to the sexy hip-hop beats, and libations liberally flowed until the wee hours of the morning. Pets dry humped each other up and down the VIP while onlookers gawked. We drank so much with the Pets that we had to be driven home and spent two days recovering before writing this post. You see the lengths we go to just for you? You are all very, very welcome.

These days, it seems as though the transition from performer to director takes the average starlet all of about 6.5 movies. Not so for this sultry sex goddess: drake took her time basking in her hard won praise and loving every sticky second of being nothing short of a highly coveted seductress. Having worked her way up through the ranks of hardcore gonzo titles to the prestigious upper realms of the high-end adult feature, drake spent years with Wicked, serving as the head contract girl and live-in girlfriend of its most prominent auteur. So it stands to reason that her directorial debut, "What Girls Like"—a glorious exploration into the sex lives of seven culturally and sexually diverse starlets—should reflect her cautious tutelage.

Not content to stand on the sidelines, drake throws herself into the mix with fellow contract stars Alektra Blue and Mikayla Mendez, following through with a few lust-inspiring heartbreakers like Brooke Belle, Daisy Marie, Jada Fire, Michelle McLaren, and Sammie Rhodes.

Only time will tell if this initial offering will make the grade—but from all appearances (and, for that matter, photographic evidence), we’d say the girl is well on her way to Stormy Daniels status (and good luck to her!).

"What Girls Like" is currently available everywhere great porn is sold.

· "What Girls Like" Trailer (wickedpictures.com)
· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)

Actually. we’re not sure exactly what Ed contributes to "Tera Goes Gonzo"; we were too bust watching Tera and her costars to analyze things too much. But one thing is clear: with a supporting cast that includes Nautica Thorn, Daisy Marie, Roxy DeVille, Gianna Lynn, Kelle Marie, and Stefani Morgan, we’re more than willing to endure whatever other support staff Tera decided to hire to get things done.

In other news, we hear that TeraVision has also leased out the CERN Large Hadron Collider in Geneva and will harness its awesome power to travel back to 1982 and make a real proto-gonzo video. In the meantime, however, "Tera Goes Gonzo" hits the shelves later this month..

• Tera Patrick (all things Tera @ terapatrick.com)
• Order: "Tera Goes Gonzo" (adultdvdempire.com)

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Renae Cruz

Alexis Love

Rachel Milan

Mikayla

Luscious Lopez

Daisy Marie

Estrella Flores

Laurie Vargas

Sativa Rose

Candice Cardinele

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We start with current "Playboy" favorite Daisy Marie and a woman named Nancy. I have never seen Nancy again, have you? Though it was an early scene for Daisy, she was ultra-confident by comparison with Nancy in a staged "bikini modeling" motif, in which people who've already signed documents agreeing to take their clothes off are asked to appear surprised to be asked to take their clothes off.

But in Nancy's case the audience sees a little bit of that nervousness, and isn't surprised to learn that a porn career wasn't up her alley.

Perennial Fleshbot Object of Concern^TM Dirty Harry appears in a scene with Leah Luv, in which the orthodontically-enhanced 18-year-old makes him wear her panties for a hundred bucks.

Finally, Sammie Rhodes seduces a hesitant Kelly Kline against the familiar walls of Pink Visual's studio. It takes a collection of scenes like this to remind us that, graphic and clinical as most porn can be, its performers are very rarely naked.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)







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