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more about #straight more comments → bmonkey: I also like lounging about on my couch on a Sunday; we should hang out some time... more » Dethzilla: I call this Reincarnation... with references early on to the pic featured in this article... ahem... Oh Lord, if you take me make me a c-a-p Specif... more » otko: I heard she was arrested. For being too sexy. By Eric Estrada. For real. Just kidding more » otko: Mmmmmm. + extra points for that almost perfect symmetricalness. more » otko: Good morning is right. Love the toe spreading more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jamie Graham, from The Ohio State University. The Buckeyes finally win, at something. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 2002? Are we sure about that? /broken record more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That teardrop will be tattooed on my libido for some time hereafter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: How quickly more turn. Twelve years ago, it was Size 14 -- I think; might have been Nerf Herder -- singing "Claire Danes Poster". Now, the pop-punk of... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If this were Germany, PPO would mean something completely different. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's really almost a public-private partnership. Secluded from the bustle at end on the club floor, but still of the club. Somebody could walk in any ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: #bardon (Imagine the n-dash between the d & o, since hash-tagging will not allow it.) more » angelicbeef: nearly a lost art, sigh, they were all wonderful more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Altogether love this, but really, I can hardly get past my "jealousy" at how wide she can spread her toes. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Talk about the shackles!" -- as heard on theONION comedy cd Not for Broadcast* *Which I dutifully played on my college radio show, oh, so many (ten!... more » -
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A Birthday Present? You Shouldn't Have (We're So Glad You Did)
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Dinner And A Movie... And A Sloppy Blowjob
Actually, we're not that hungry, and movie theaters freak us out. Let's just skip to the sloppy blowjob part. Yeah, that'll get this triple-date going. More » -
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Now At Your Local Starbucks!
Next time you're out getting some coffee, ask for your venti vanilla latte with protein, and get it "barista style." Trust us. More » -
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Blown To Smithereens
There's really nothing more to say about this video. It's one of the most epic blowjobs ever. More » -
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We Thought We Heard You Coming
Shh! No talking! Words will not do for this blowjob. More » -
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A Little Humping For Your Humpday
Wednesday is the cruelest day...didn't Robert Frost say something like that? In an attempt to make your Wednesday a little more kind, we've found an adorable girl who wants nothing more than to play with a cock for your enjoyment. More » -
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Girl, The Things You Do To Us
While it's true that there's no shortage of beautiful girls in porn, we'd offer that there isn't exactly a surplus of women sporting a fresh faced, natural look—the kind exemplified by the girl in this video. More » -
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It's A Fun Way To Get Protein
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