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more about #straight more comments → Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If this were Germany, PPO would mean something completely different. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: It's really almost a public-private partnership. Secluded from the bustle at end on the club floor, but still of the club. Somebody could walk in any ... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: #bardon (Imagine the n-dash between the d & o, since hash-tagging will not allow it.) more » angelicbeef: nearly a lost art, sigh, they were all wonderful more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Altogether love this, but really, I can hardly get past my "jealousy" at how wide she can spread her toes. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Talk about the shackles!" -- as heard on theONION comedy cd Not for Broadcast* *Which I dutifully played on my college radio show, oh, so many (ten!... more » Conrad: I remember the orgy scene from the high school version of Macbeth. So so wrong. more » offred: She proves the point that there ain't no party like an S-Club party. more » Pinkie: Now, turn your head and cough . . . more » FrankN.Stein: "We've been waiting so long..." erm... no! more » FrankN.Stein: is she in one of those death panels? she IS drop dead gorgeous! more » fragile: Gates of Heaven is a 1978 documentary film by Errol Morris about the pet cemetery business. I was expecting something like "lies south of the two mou... more » fragile: most other movies involve cgi & sfx. porn hasn't changed a lot: boy ... girl ... go! more » offred: The Japanese way might actually make more sense. I remember reading a study showing that men produce more sperm when they are jealous, so capturing th... more » offred: Ode to Lisa Ann (A Sonnet - my first attempt at one, be gentle) Oh Lisa Ann, thy subjects will be true Toward thy bosom, hanging like ripe fruit. Its... more » -
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"Housewife Bangers" Capture The Zeitgeist
The original title of this post was "Porn or Outback Steakhouse Menu Item?". But upon watching this movie, filled with a "Taxi Driver"-load of revenge fantasies based on getting what's owed, we determined to give it our patented Highbrow Approach™ instead. More »


