Fleshbot: straight, crushing

Is Bizarre Twist, Sophie Howard Crushes On You

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:09:48 EST

If you're still wondering what Sophie Howard did to earn a coveted spot on our Crush Object of the Year list, the answer is simple—she threatened to smash us under the palm of her hand. You see, while we've been busy drooling over our back issues of Nuts and Zoo Weekly, Sophie has been regularly loaning out her services to Bizarre, turning what we thought was a one-off fetish shoot into a series of, well ... bizarre photos. Giantess, kidnapping, electrification—name and she'll create a reasonable facsimile of it for your ogling pleasure. Maybe it isn't your fetish (or hard enough to satisfy your kink) but surely a video of her playing with live jumper cables has got to count for something. Otherwise, 2008 is going to be a long year ...

· Sophie Howard Fetish Series (bizarremag.com)

Previously: Fleshbot's 2007 Crush Objects Of The Year, Sophie Howard's "Bizarre" Behavior

Messy Feet Finds On Flickr

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:26:40 EDT

Hey, there foot fans! We know you like admiring feet and shoes and feet walking in shoes and maybe the two of them together possibly stepping on something, but how do you feeling stepping in something? Like a pool? Or maybe a puddle? Or—and we're just throwing this out there—a baked potato? We have to hand it to "Lee" and his Flickr page for coming up with some pretty creative and downright messy ways to showcase his favorite body parts and their kicky accessories. And if you're wondering if potato foot pancakes really qualifies as a sexual fetish, maybe you should try out the egg and cum omelet cooked up in some of the other photos. Hey, if the kink fits ...

· Photos from lee_loves_shoes (Flickr, via Blography)

Previously: Foot Fetish For Dummies, High Heel Fetish Posters by Markus Mey

How To: Properly Direct Your Balloon Fetish Tips

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:32:53 EDT

It's hard out there for a balloon fetishist. All the circus jokes and helium-voiced insults take their toll, so whenever anyone speaks kindly of the lifestyle in public—like say, the editor of a certain gossip website—such kindness is not forgotten. Through no fault of her own, one of our comrade bloggers is suddenly receiving tips on where to find good ballooning content on the web. Right corporate family, wrong address!

Fortunately, Sister Emily has agreed to forward any future inflatable correspondence to the proper authorities—namely us. We wouldn't say that we're experts or anything, but we have traversed these rubbery trails before and the page she was pointed toward really is more along our beat. Although we appreciate the title, Carefree Blowjobs is actually about nothing of the sort, but is instead a directory of looner content pointing to photo and video galleries of babes and the balloons they love to blow up ... oh! ... carefree blowjobs. Now, the world makes sense again.

· Free Balloon Inflatable Bubblegum Fetish Video Clips Pictures (carefreeblowjobs.net)
· Related: Glaring Omissions (Gawker)
· Thumbnail star: Racquel Devonshire (racqueldevonshire.com)

Previously: Looney Nudes, Mellyloon, Balloon Directory, Video Playpen: More Chicks With Balloons

High Heel Fetish Posters by Markus Mey

Fleshbot — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:00:12 EDT

If you're like us, your office could probably use some new decorating for spring. And maybe you also need a little help breaking the ice when it comes to telling people about certain fetishes of yours. So why not solve both problems at once with one of photographer Markus M. Mey's inspirational posters? His shots of women in high heels crushing fish would look great hanging above the water cooler—and what better conversation starter for that cutie in the black pumps you've been wanting to ask out and have step on your throat? Sure beats any of those hokey inspirational posters you see in the back of a Sky Mall catalogue.

· Meyposters: Exclusive High Heels Posters and Photos (meyposters.com)

Previously: Punitive Shoes, Boot Lovers, Girls Got Legs, Highboots, Rubber Boot Sex, Fiorella's Feet, Stainless Steel High Heels, Go-Go-Boots.com, High Heel Lifting Ladies, Love and Boots

Video Playpen: More Chicks With Balloons

Dashiell Bennett — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:20:24 EDT

Speaking of under the radar fetish videos, YouTube is also apparently a treasure trove for fans of balloons ... and the girls who love to pop them. To most people, these clips these are just innocent home movies of ladies enjoying their favorite party favors, but to the right audience, it's an erotically-charged funhouse of pleasure. From Japanese balloon races to balloon stomping to overinflation, they've got it all, and as long as no one get naked the Google overlords are content to look the other way. At least one YouTube user has handily collected some his favorites, but there's plenty more where that came from and you don't have to dig too deep to find them. Just try not to burst your own bubble too quickly.

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· "blows up balloons4"

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· "Balloon Popping Party"

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· "2 hot girls balloon action" (YouTube, via user fred82)
· Search results for "balloon+girls" (YouTube)

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Previously: Giantess Video on YouTube, Flesh Flicks: Revenge Of The Balloon Busters, What's Your Kink? (Dot Com), Flesh Flicks: Balloon Bursting, Balloon Directory, Balloon Directory, Mellyloon