Doing it on the floor is much more primal. After all, they had to kick the dog off his turf. We'd like to believe that it wasn't even a choice for them. In their world, there is no bed, couch, or chair to fuck upon. There is only the wall-to-wall carpeting, the camera, and maybe a television on which to watch homemade pornography. Those are the things that lovers need, and nothing more.

· Afternoon Delight. (xtube.com)

Sure, it's an interesting gimmick to set-up a cougar hunt, but really, it's completely unnecessary. All they ever needed to do was follow adult crossover superstar Lisa Ann to find out more. If anyone knows where to find cougars in their natural habitat, it's Lisa Ann. Instead, the teacher sends a film crew to meet a healthy sample of young hot man meat begging to be devoured by these animals.

Lisa Ann, Diamond Foxxx, Payton Leigh, Persia Pele, and Raquel Devine are hungry like she wolves, and they feel no remorse for their predatory actions. Each and every one of these sexy ladies is more than willing to stalk down a studly young pup and milk the creamy white goodness out of him. Some might say it's what they live for.

"Cougar 101" releases next week from Wicked Pictures, but you can see some of what these animals did right here and now with this exclusive set of pictures captured by our gal in the field.

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In the latest installment of Recession Sex Workers, Antonia Crane interviews Zoey Holloway, a retired stripper who started shooting MILF porn when the economy went south—and happens to be very, very glad that she did (and not just cause it's putting money in her pocket, either).

· There's No Place Like Porn, The Unstoppable MILF Zoey Holloway (therumpus.net)
· Photo by Romy Suskin

James Deen has found one such MILF in Kora Cummings. We're pretty sure he'll be happy to share the wealth...or at least let us watch him enjoy it to its fullest.

· Buy "MILF Date #4" (tlavideo.com)

Today's milves are looking more and more like yesterday's porn ingenues and alt girls with their tramp stamps and fetishy pasts. What interested me was the appearance on the boxcover of delightful Eurotart Maria Bellucci and, of all people, Julie Simone.

Simone is best known for her bondage and fetish work, so it was intriguing to think about what she'd be up to in a straight-up gonzo movie. In this outing she plays one of Vannah Sterling's sympathetic friends who show up for her divorce party.

There is something comforting about this movie. Each of the women squeezes into such whorish clothing for what one could only assume was to be a General Foods International bonding moment, clacking across the wood floors of a Porn Valley rental home, that no one should be surprised that a group of men from next door came by to fuck the living daylights out of them.

Still, no one seems to mind.

The heaving MILFflesh on display here is truly astounding, and we want to see more of each of the participants, including the perfectly shaved Simone, Sterling, the enthusiastic Sheila Marie, Bellucci, Mallanie Monroe, and Raquel Seib. But filming an interracial orgy - as you know - is like herding cats. And in a room with wood floors the gibbers and squeaks bounce around, making the movie cacophanous and unfocused.

So turn off the sound and hope for the best; something will definitely slide into view.

· Black Ice DVD (blackicedvd.com)
· Buy "Interracial MILF Orgy 3" (gamelink.com)

And when the MILF in question is of the caliber of Jacey Andrews, well, it's not even a matter of never forgetting—if you have the brain power to remember anything else aside from your experience with her, you, friend, are a truly advanced being.

· Buy "My First MILF" (gamelink.com)

As Fleshbot readers, you have sex all the time. In the air, up an alp, in the center of the Earth. So it is the stories that intrigue you.

Tom Byron's "Seasoned Players" series is pretty basic; Byron interviews the women and then fucks them. His interviews are short and casual and newsy, because everyone knows him already. In a movie that also features Kelly (no relation) Leigh, Tabitha Stevens, Maria Bellucci (Hungarian, not Italian), and someone named Syren De Mer, Byron lets slip that his distributors asked for additional dudes to break up the Byron cockopoly on the series, thus the call to Mr. Pete.

"Apparently he had something in his bag that he shouldn't have at the airport," Byron tells the audience.

Leigh, who looks like Lorraine Gary in a porn adaptation of "Jaws" (you wouldn't even have to change the title), explains that, before joining the Porno-American community full-time, she was a medical biller and an optician.

Despite this, Byron does not unload in her eye. That would be too on the nose.

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· Demi Moore recreates her Charlie's Angels bikini scene six years on... and she's barely aged a day (dailymail.co.uk)

In "Japanese Cougars Gone Wild 2," our utter lack of knowledge about Japanese culture is gently tutted aside with obsequious bows while walking backward.

Instead, we get a full complement of submissive (but knowing!) ladies wearing tight (but revealing!) bodysuits that display their verdant (and non-pixelated!) vaginas.

This combination of simpering and ravening need is best exhibited by this photo, in which our hero is desperately clung to by one as he fucks another through her demure unitard.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy "Japanese Cougars Gone Wild 2" (gamelink.com)

We've also got to award extra points for showing the (very, very nice) boobs of a woman who's nearing forty. Sure, we love barely legal boobs and mid-twenties boobs as much as the next smutmonger, but variety is the spice of life—and we like seeing women of all ages bearing their boobs for our TV watching pleasure.

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Born in Pennsylvania, Lisa Ann remembers a time when staying connected with fans meant paper-based mailing lists and stuffing 8 x 10s in envelopes for hours every week. One thing that has remained the same is the she still dances at clubs and, following the (relatively) recent removal of the age ceiling in porn, has made a roaring comeback to performing.

Times have changed:

"I remember being in Quakersville, PA, with all my ones from stripping, and the bank teller wouldn't take my dirty stripper money," she said. "Now I can tell my real estate agent I'm a porn star."

· Lisa Ann on the Internet Adult Film Database (iafd.com)
· Lisa Ann on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Porn stars stay connected - but at what cost? (gramponante.com)
· Buy Lisa Ann's movies (gamelink.com)

Fisher will host a "Hottest MILF" contest on—of course—Mother's Day (May 10) at the third annual porn consumer show. Fisher, who went from "Lolita" to "MILF" without stopping at that awkward porn ingenue phase, will be appearing at the event all weekend.

And Vivid girls Hanna Hilton, Nikki Jayne, Meggan Mallone, and Savanna Samson will celebrate their employer's quarter century of existence at a party at Karu & Y Ultra Lounge on May 9. They will also be supporting the art show/web site 25 Years of Vivid, a tribute by Vivid BFF World of Wonder, featuring photos from Vivid's portfolio, including these of Kayden Kross (a Vivid girl before Adam & Eve snatched her up), Eve Laurence, and jailbait Janine Lindemulder.

So if you are on your way to see your own Mom in Boca, a stop in Miami would probably do you good.

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· Amy Fisher (amyfisher.com)
· 25 Years of Vivid (25yearsofvivid.com)

Dirty 30's 8

Studio: Pornfidelity
Director: Kelly and Ryan Madison
Cast: Brandy Edwards, Hunter Bryce, Brittany O'Connell, Claire Dames, Ryan Madison, Kelly Madison

Review by: Gram Ponante

The five scenes in the Madison couple's "Dirty 30's 8" simply do not have enough Kelly Madison in them. I want Kelly Madison to at least be sitting in a corner while her husband bangs someone born in the 1970s, that's how much she lights up the room with her sassy boobulousness.

But Madison is in only one scene (the best of the bunch) and merely makes a cameo in another. The rest of the movie made me think of the Madisons' neighbors to the north, Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick, who have also shifted the fucking-girls-on-camera duty to the husband.

It is not like Ryan Madison seems like a weasel or douchebag. In fact, he seems low-key and charming and deeply in love with his wife, as I am. But it is Kelly that fans are here to see.

And it is in that first scene, where Kelly, who is 41, entices Claire Dames, 27, into a trailer, that I wondered why the movie was part of the "Dirty 30's" series. Maybe the editor or sound guy is in his 30s. Is there nothing I can believe in?

The Madisons are efficient filmmakers who always throw in just enough setup to ensure viewers don't feel wretched for watching porn. And the remaining scenes in the movie, featuring Brittany O'Connell, Hunter Bryce (as an ambitious personal trainer), and Brandy Edwards (as a carpet merchant), are all solid and within age-range but, sadly, mostly Kelly Madison-free.

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Leading off this installment is Kirra Lynne, caught getting into character for the movie "Oh No! There's A Negro in my Daughter! 2." Guess what part she played?

Golf Cougar Persia is seen here lounging on the bed she purchased as an accessory to that dress. Persia is 50 and we have a crush on her.

A spring chicken by comparison, Tina Tyler poses at a Porn Valley landmark.

The cast of New Sensations' "Scrubs XXX" in a location we actually had to sign an NDA about. Porn is so silly. But Ashlynn Brooke is deadly, deadly serious.

Observed through the window of a North Hollwood 7-11, Hollie Stevens chats on the phone while buying a replacement lighter. On the other line? Jesus Christ Himself.

Finally, here's the delightful April Flores decked out in flapper garb for the Hollywood premiere of "Voluptuous Biker Babes."

If we look half as good as she does when we're in our forties, we'll consider ourselves blessed. Hell, if we looked half that good in our twenties, we'd be happy.

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Tyler has not appeared in front of a camera in three years but, in advance of a long vacation that she has been planning for years that starts in April, she has returned to the talent pool as a full-fledged cougar. Her mark was the performer CJ Wright.

"I had the pleasure of CJ, who, according to his Yahoo group (and my vagina) is the next big thing," Tyler said. "I have shot him so many times that I just had to have him. My only complaint is the scene wasn't nearly long enough. I brought three tapes, but [Mercenary Pictures owner Lexington Steele] kept insisting we only needed one..."

Tyler's scene with Wright is fun. Showing up at the office to pick up a copy of a movie Tyler shot him in, Wright tells her that he thought he might just hang around the office and "bug" her and Lex.

"You want to bug me a whole bunch?" Tyler says.

And the game is afoot. Tyler demonstrates her legendary blowjob skills on Wright, who then proceeds to work on the snow-white Tyler's unshaved southern region, twisting her this way and that.

"You do whatever you need to get traction, Baby," says the accommodating Tyler. Because she's Canadian, she's a giver.

It is fun to see Tyler in front of the camera again, if only for a short while. We'd gladly let her flounce around our house to her heart's content if only she wouldn't leave.

· Mercenary Pictures (lexsteele.com)
· Tina Tyler: Only immoral for a limited time (gramponante.com)
· Buy "MILF Magnet 3" (gamelink.com)

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· Vannah Sterling (myspace.com)

The chipper and zippy porn vignette movie "MILF Date 3" features Caulfield as an aficionado of "bulgie-eyed dogs" and an artisan of acrylic jewelry reproductions who doesn't have to try very hard to seduce Anthony Rosano.

The 5'11" Caulfield might easily be mistaken for the equally amicable testarossa Audrey Hollander, but I like that I live in a world where both can co-exist peacefully. All Caulfield's parts are sexy, but they are made exponentially more delightful by her smile.

With scant movies and Internet scenes to her name, Caulfield might get lost in the MILF flood, which would be a shame.

But not as big a shame as the fact that Eddie Powell's excellent little feel-good movie isn't about milves at all, but cougars.

We will not sleep until this terminological inexactitude is made right. (We don't sleep anyway.)

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· New Sensations (newsensations.com)
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