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more about #straight more comments → Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » -
#fleshflicks
Absolutely Floored
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#hardcore
Lisa Ann Gets Her Boy In "Cougar 101"
Wicked Pictures has been busy tracking and categorizing the many sub species of the always elusive female cougar. They've even "enlisted" the services of an expert, Professor Vonhassleburg, to get to the bottom of things. More » -
#pornstars
Zoey Holloway, The Very Happy MILF Pornstar
The media's given a lot of lip service to the idea that—in these trying times—women are turning to sex work to make ends meet. The Rumpus actually tracked down a woman for whom that's that case. More » -
#fleshflicks
Kora Cummings: A MILF You Can Rely On
In these uncertain times, there's really only one thing we can believe in: a gorgeous willing MILF (preferably one with a steady income guaranteed to buoy us through these uncertain times). More » -
#dvd
Three Times An "Interracial MILF Orgy"
If you are a strong black man like me, doubtless you are wondering where you were when the first two episodes of "Interracial MILF Orgy" were released. But don't trip, Boo: it's good that you just chilled until this episode. More » -
#fleshflicks
You Never Forget Your First MILF
There are some things you never forget: your first day of school, your first kiss, the first time you drive a car, the first time you caress the soft, supple skin of a beautiful, willing MILF... More » -
#dvd
Payton Leigh: Tom Byron's Unexpected Cougar
Why he was detained by Las Vegas authorities is irrelevant, but Mr. Pete's failure to make the plane proved a windfall for Tom Byron, who stepped in and got to work with optician-turned-Cougar-pornstress Payton Leigh in "Seasoned Players 10." More » -
#celebrityskin
Paulina Porizkova: Older, But Still Topless (And Sexy!)
We're fairly convinced that Paulina Porizkova was put on this earth to make women in their forties realize that it's a-ok to go topless on the beach. A message we completely, totally support. More » -
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#celebrityskin
Sharon Stone: Still Sexy After All These Years
Sharon Stone may have turned fifty-one this year, but the years have not tamed her one bit. For which we are truly grateful. Below, a glimpse at her latest spread in Paris Match. (We mean photo spread, you perv.) More » -
#celebritybikiniwatch
What's Your Secret, Demi Moore?
We gotta hand it to Demi Moore: somehow, as the years roll by, we get older...but she stays the same age. Or at least manages to maintain the same peak physical condition—just as impressive, if you ask us. More » -
#dvd
Japanese Cougars Go!
Tough day at the prefecture. Full of shame! Jostled harshly on train: Even ancestors felt indignant! Contrary to round-eye rumor, not given daily allotment of underpants photos! Ghosts displeased! But then the cougars in onesies walked in... More » -
#tv
Kadèr Gürbüz Makes An Excellent Advertisment For Belgium's Local Culture
And in today's edition of "Why Foreign TV is Better Than American TV": this clip from Belgium's "Jes," featuring both toplessness and Portishead. (Which makes it identical to a romantic evening at Fleshbot HQ.) More » -
#pornstars
To Lisa Ann On Her 37th Birthday
Lisa Ann has had a great year. Her cougar-friendly talent agency is efficient and thoughtful, her Sarah Palin impression is second only to Tina Fey's in cultural ubiquity, and she has an amazing rack. More » -
#miamivice
Amy Fisher And Vivid Milving It In Miami
At 25 and 34, respectively, Vivid and Amy Fisher are past the age of consent and can do whatever they damn well please. That is why both milves are featured at next weekend's Exxxotica Miami. More » -
#ubercougar
"Dirty 30's 8": Kelly Madison Across the Ages
Kelly Madison proves you can lust after someone over 30, though trust is still difficult.
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#youarethere
Popshots of the Week!
Because porn happens everywhere, Fleshbot's cameras can't be restricted to some rental McMansion in Encino—we need to show that the turgid streets of Porn Valley are never far from our hearts. More » -
#babes
Cynthia Klitbo, Aging With Grace And Sexiness
Is Cynthia Klitbo a MILF? A cougar? Something else entirely? Honestly, who cares? Whatever else she may be, the 42-year-old Mexican beauty is nothing short of amazing. More » -
#dvd
Tina Tyler Catches, Releases
"He's got no idea what he's in for," muses Tina Tyler, feasting her eyes on a victim in "MILF Magnet 3." And, since we haven't seen Tyler in predator mode in years, neither do we.
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#todayinnipples
Popshot Of The Day: Vannah Sterling
We've got it good in Porn Valley, but it can still get a little nipply. Here Vannah Sterling says Hello Fleshbot Readers! from blustery Woodland Hills on the set of West Coast Flava's "Brothel Life." More » -
#crushobjects
Kitty Caulfield Is Never Fully Dressed With A Smile
Enough of that sneering; I work damn hard for that oversize testicular payload. Relative porn newcomer Kitty Caulfield might not remember the departed Mr. Rourke's exhortation of "Smiles, everyone—smiles!" but she lives it.
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#milvesandcougars
MILF v. Cougar: It Has Begun
Since porn has evolved to where we need to know what kind of sex people are having and between whom and what they're wearing, many Porno-American professionals are no longer using MILF and Cougar interchangeably. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday BabesTM: Payton Leigh
Having just spent Christmas vacation being mobbed by mother, aunts, friends’ mothers, and assorted mature women, all we can say is we wish we’d grown up in Payton Leigh’s neighborhood. More » -
#cougars
Aging Gracefully: "Japanese Cougars Gone Wild"
If you're like me, you think all Japanese women are about 19 years old and perpetually attending some mountain boarding school. That is why "Japanese Cougars Gone Wild" was a voyage of discovery for me. -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week! Irrational Exuberance Edition
Just when you thought that you'd be Palin/Paylin-less this week, remember that it's the Halloween before a major election. Let's just hypothesize that, in the spirit of this space's inaccurate prediction of the Patriots' chances in the 2008 SuperBowl, that McCain/Palin bucks polls and makes it into the White House next week. What will we do then? Well, we'll have to choose between Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine. (But we'll do it from Canada, of course.) More » -
#todayinmilves
"Nailin' Paylin" Wants You To Be A Part of History
Concerned that you just can't wait until Election Day to see the stupendous cans of Lisa Ann unleashed as Serra Paylin? Fear not! Hustler staff is working around the clock to feed you a new scene from the eventual DVD at regular intervals before the election and who knows? If McCain/Palin are elected the "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" series might be the Cougar version of "Barely Legal." (Nothing against Lisa Ann and the cans thereof, but let's hope that gig doesn't happen.) In any case, subscribers to Hustler.com can see clips from the movie starting October 15. More » -
#milfsonparade
Ginger Lynn Returns, Briefly
I'm so accustomed to immediately disregarding the MILF label that I was unprepared for Ginger Lynn who, in Tom Byron's porn for the gently-aged "Seasoned Players 4," looks exactly like my junior high school art teacher did lo those two years ago. Ginger Lynn first worked with Byron (read: had sex with on camera) in 1983 on her first day in the business.
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#milf
Scene Analysis: How Older People Do It
If "Mating Habits of Cougars" was the first porn I ever watched, I think I would off myself, "Logan's Run"-style, before reaching the age at which the following indifferent dialogue would be considered foreplay ... More »










