Isabella Rossellini Takes "Green Porno" Under The Sea

Last year, Isabella Rossellini taught us about the birds and the bees—or at least the bees—in her bug porn spectacular, "Green Porno." From fireflys to spiders to snails, no insect sex life was left unexamined. More »

Who Was That Masked Man?

Whether you're a crime fighter, a daredevil or a Mexican wrestler, protecting your identity is important. Even the people who are closest to you must not know the truth, or all your good deeds could be compromised by more uncharitable souls. However ... even heroes need to get laid. Unfortunately, that means restricting your dating partners to those who are into cosplay, but at least they can't complain that you aren't willing to add a little excitement to the bedroom. The cape is a bit too much though, don't you think? More »

Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day!

We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century "mature" cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they're at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP/preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene)

If Iron Man, The Hulk, Batman, Hellboy, Indiana Jones, Maxwell Smart, and Carrie Bradshaw can't satisfy your superhero fix this summer, here's one more thing that might help: 50 pictures of hot chicks dressed like Wonder Woman. Trust us, though—that "tie me up with your golden lasso!" pickup line never works. (bamkapow.com)

Getting Sweet On Stickysweetie (And Stuck Too)

The occasional heavily censored naked swinger party notwithstanding, YouTube isn't exactly the best place for finding "real" porn anymore ... that is, depending on what your definition of porn is, and unless you know where to look. After all, we can still count on it to help us find some of our new favorite fetishes, like the one Stickysweetie here has introduced us to. Who knew we would be so into watching videos of women in schoolgirl outfits and high heels getting stuck in giant wads of bubblegum and sticky pools of tar? (Then again, considering our already documented fondness for schoolgirls, high heels, bubblegum, sticky pools, messy shoes, damsels in distress, and girls getting stuck in general, we guess maybe it's not too much of a surprise.) More »

We know they're supposed to be, like, British schoolgirls and everything ... but isn't school out for the summer in other places besides North America by this time of year too? Then again, these galleries are all about taking off those uniforms, so maybe it all makes sense. (yourdirtymind.com)

Hot Tail: Your Furry Schoolgirl Striptease Fantasy Finally Comes True

Since we spend so much time together, dear reader, we hope it doesn't come as too much of a surprise to learn that we here at Fleshbot can totally read your thoughts and therefore anticipate exactly what you're in the mood to see. For example, while we were enjoying our breakfast of green tea and Fruity Pebbles this morning we heard a little voice telling is that you wanted us to post a video of a crossdressing furry in a schoolgirl uniform stripping to Aphex Twin's "Windowlicker"—and your wish was our command! (OK, so maybe someone slipped something into our Fruity Pebbles, but even if you've somehow caught this before somewhere it's still not the sort of thing you see every day. And if you're freaked out or anything ... well, at least it's still a lot less creepy than the original video. Right?) (found @ fchan.us - thx qDot!)

If you've been itching to see the full version of Isabella Rosselini's bug porn, relief is at hand (or mandible): the full version is now available online. At long last, we finally know how earthworms do it! (sundancechannel.com via Boing Boing)

For the first time ever, Japanese police shut down a "panty flashing cafe"—yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. That's what they get for not opening a regular strip club, like everyone else does. (mdn.mainichi.jp, via candycrash.com)

Best Of Craigslist

"I found an original full head rubber Miss Piggy mask, circa 1977, complete with a full head of long blond hair. I am looking for a tall, sexy BBW, preferably over 300 pounds, to wear this mask to bed. ... who knows - for the right woman I might just get a green rubber suit and a Kermit mask." Won't someone please think of Scooter? (craigslist.org, via Gawker)

People who think that Japanese schoolgirl cafes—you know, those cosplay restaurants where waitresses dress up like schoolgirls to the delight of horny old businessmen—are sexist and demeaning can all rest easy, because Tokyo now has its own schoolboy cafe. See, we're all equals again! (brisbanetimes.com.au)

Despite our long standing crush on AVN Performer of the Year Sasha Grey and everything we've posted about her in the past, there are still plenty of things we didn't know about her ... like the fact that she likes to get fucked in the ass with her Elmo outfit on. Hey, if she can provide the fuzzy red outfit we'd totally post about that someday too. (hustlerworld.com)

Spider-Man That Ho

This amateur video isn't that compelling from an erotic standpoint (needs more nudity!), but it did teach us the name of a new sexual practice that sounds amusing, but should never be attempted in real life, ever. (It's just plain rude.) The mask was a nice touch, though. (Click for video.) More »

Savvy porn geeks have known all about "Whorelore" for a while now — ever since it was called "Whores Of Warcraft", as a matter of fact — but if you're late to the party, you might want to catch up via this article. Better late than never, we always say ... especially when hot naked chicks with elf ears are concerned. (villagevoice.com, via thesexcarnival.com; more @ whorelore.com)

This gallery of a Japanese cosplay babe playing with a Japanese cosplay doll that looks just like her is freaking is us out a little bit. Like what if there was a tiny little doll-sized version of you and someone was playing with it right now? That'd be far out, man. (Kotaku)

Isabella Rossellini's Hot Sexy Bug Porn

Furries get a lot of grief for their unusual habits, but who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to a big cuddly bear or a cute bunny rabbit? They're very huggable. But a creepy crawly spider or a slimy snail? That might cause the heebie-jeebies for most, but not legendary hottie Isabella Rossellini. She's starring in a series of short films, premiering at the Sundance and Berlin Film Fesitvals, where she dresses up like various bugs and then humps the bejezzus out of cartoonish papercraft lovers. (Sound familiar?) Oh, and she always plays the male. More »

Flesh Flicks: You Want Fries With That?

While we certainly enjoyed our wanderings in the desert last week, it did distract us from one of favorite workday pastimes—searching for weird Japanese porn videos. Now, maybe it isn't that weird to ask a young woman to put on a fast food restaurant uniform before "ordering the combo meal," but it some how feels more appropriate coming from the land where costume play is a way of life. Of course, our way of life is eating cheap and fatty foods, but that's a whole other issue. More »

Jose Manchado's World Of (Naked) Wonder

Nice or naughty? Sweet or sadistic? "World Of Warcraft"-inspired cheesecake or "Heavy Metal"-esque fantasy babes? Whatever your fancy, Spanish photographer Jose Machado's photos of lusciously digitally enhanced models run the gamut, from naked fairies and arty nudes to tattooed pinups straight out of your favorite alt girl showcase site. And hey, he's even got pictures of girls making out! Whatever your pleasure, you're sure to find something to like in this portfolio. (And if you don't ... well, what do you have against fairy wings and girls making out anyway?) More »

Of course, we had to learn from our Level 60 orc brothers over at Kotaku that World of Whorecraft has changed its name yet again and is now known as Whorelore (Trademark? What trademark?), plus the new "season" of their magically delicious porn is now available. See, never leaving your game room does have its advantages. (Kotaku + whorelore.com)

It's been a while since we checked out what's going on in Japan's educational system—might all those horny schoolgirls be learning anything new these days? Nope, looks like it's still the same old usual kinds of lessons. Carry on! (pornhost.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

We agree with XFanz that this video would probably be a lot funnier if we didn't know for a fact that there really are actual girls out there who like "Star Wars" and comic books and who also like to fuck. Crazy, but true—put down that 20-sided die for a moment and you might actually notice one. (xfanz.com)

Flesh Flicks: Iron Woman

Don't you just love the History Channel? Their re-enactment's of great moments from the long lost past are not only informative (and realistic!) they're highly entertaining. Where else would you learn about the sad French princess who was imprisoned in a cage of sexual frustration, where even facials must be delivered on cold wrought iron. It's sexy, because it's true! We also heard that she gives great helmet. More »

Well buenos dias, Sabrina Rojas. We're not sure if you're famous for anything aside from being insanely hot, but we do hope you're being careful with that sword you're waving around—we wouldn't want you to hurt yourself or anything now that we're just getting to know you better. (dailypoa.com)

Pumpkin Porn Of The Day: Scar @ Gothic Sluts

It kind of sucks when holidays like Halloween fall in the middle of the week like it does this year: although we're already sick of the smell of pumpkins and the sight of all those trying-to-be-sexy witches, nurses, zombies, cheerleaders, zombie cheerleaders, and witchy nurses from all the parties we went to over the weekend, we're still contractually obligated to bring you at least three more days' worth of seasonal smut between now and Wednesday. So on that note, we present you with this photoset of Blue Blood trophy babe Scar dressed up like a—yes—sexy witch while cavorting nudely amidst a pile of—yes—smelly pumpkin guts. Good thing she's sexy even without all that pulp and seeds sticking to her ladyparts. (And that Halloween only comes once a year.) More »

Asian Panty Peeks For The Non-Pervert In You

There might be more explicit and high-profile things going on in the Asian porn world these days, but on the comparatively innocent upskirt and panty fetish scene it's pretty much business as usual at Asian Panty Peeks, a membership site which claims to have more than 24,000 photos of cute Asian gals showing off their unmentionables. More »

Global Warming Creates Wild Animal Sex Orgies

Problem: Global warming causes temperatures to rise (duh), so seasons change earlier than they used to and certain animals that operate on sexual instinct are therefore fucking at the wrong time of year. We didn't really understand why that was a bad thing until even dumber animals that also operate on sexual instinct (a.k.a. humans) dressed up like real animals and started humping each other in the park. They can't even get the species right anymore, because we've got sheep mounting honeybees, squirrels attacking pigs, and sunflowers getting head from who knows what. And all of this is somehow supposed to make people in Britain ride more trains. If the worst thing that results from excess CO2 emissions is a furry party in Hyde Park, maybe buying that SUV isn't such a big deal after all. More »

So how big is the Halo 3 launch this week? Big enough to get Suicide Girl Alaina dressed up in some insanely detailed futuristic battle armor—before promptly taking it off, of course. Anything else we can do to help you work through your Master Chief hostage/rescue fantasy issues, we're here to help. (Kotaku; more @ suicidegirls.com)

OK, that dragons fucking cars thing we posted yesterday was just weird, but a dinosaur fucking a human female woman ... that makes perfect sense. Wow, do we need a vacation or what? (newsfilter.org)

This Week In Japanese Porn Titles: "Cartoon Character Costume Rape"

For obvious reasons, we generally avoid commenting on any porn titles with the word "rape" in the title—but in the case of Japanese porn studio Karma's new release "Cartoon Character Costume Rape", we're pretty certain it's more of an unfortunate translation issue than anything involving non-consensual sexual violence. So what if it's hard to believe that anyone would willingly consent to sexual congress with a series of partners dressed up in giant panda bear, bunny rabbit, and Keroppi costumes? Everyone seems to be enjoying themselves, and as far as J-porn is concerned it's certainly no more disturbing than, say, watching a naked model with insect larvae crawling out of her snatch. Just remember that "no means no" no matter what the context. Even if you happen to be wearing a full-body fuzzy frog outfit. More »

Stormtroopers In Love

If you were married to a Star Wars fan, and maybe at some point the two of you acquired a pair of matching stormtrooper helmets, which of your favorite "scenes" would you choose to act out? The blaster fight in the halls of the Death Star? Or maybe a naughty game of "These aren't the droids we're looking for?" How about the scene where the one cloned soldier frolics down by the lake in her bikini? (Check the DVD extras. It's there.) Red and Jonny are one particular fun-loving couple that chose to do exactly that with their toys and were nice enough to share their personal deleted scenes on Flickr. They like to wear their helmets a lot of other places too (like the galactic grocery store), but obviously we prefer to remember the sexier moments of the saga. Best of all ... no Jar-Jar. More »

Flesh Flicks: Lords And Ladies

... And the award for Best Costume Design goes to whoever put together these snazzy numbers that give a little of that Old World feel to this not-so-dangerous liaison! They look more Elizabethan than "medieval," if you ask us, but you get the idea. A couple of naughty members of the King's court slipping behind the tapestries to get feudal with it. Although they do sacrifice some nudity, we are impressed that they managed to keep most of the outfits on during the tryst, but we'd still bet anything that the costume shop didn't give them their deposit back. More »

We missed out on ComicCon in San Diego this year—our codpiece was at the cleaners—but lots of crazy, hot ladies did show up dressed like who knows what. What's a nerd to do? (Besides bend over and let a sexy nurse shove a rifle up your butt, we mean.) (complex.com)

Is fashion magazine W secretly pushing a pro-furry agenda? We already knew they were pro-fur, but this is something else entirely. (style.com, via Boing Boing)