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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Angel
Sometimes a girl wants the biggest toy in town...and sometimes, a little bit of pleasure is more to her liking. Angel wants to be the vibe of choice for when you're in the latter mood. More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: JimmyJane's Little Something
For most sex toy companies, innovation comes in the form of new options and new features—improving a toy means adding more bells, whistles, and blinking lights. Not so JimmyJane. More » -
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Come Together: Wet Together Is More Than Just Lube
When is a lube more than just a lube? When it's Wet Together. A "his 'n hers" lube set, Wet Together promises to revolutionize your lovemaking experience. But does it? More » -
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Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Ass Rod Anal Training Kit
When this collection of anus wideners arrived here at Fleshbot West, we didn't know whether to stick them up our collectives asses or mount our stage production of "2001: An Anal Odyssey of Ass." More » -
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I'm Strung: The Babeland Anal Beads
This may come as a shock, given my professed anal prowess, but up until a few weeks ago, I had never, ever used a set of anal beads. (Gasp!) More » -
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Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug Is More Plug To Love
The original Tristan butt plug was my first—and favorite—anal toy. As a young butt-curious lass, I purchased Tristan Taormino's debut plug, and was immediately smitten. More » -
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Vampire Gloves Add Some Bite To Your Bark
Smooth and sweet on one side, harsh and prickly on the other. Yes, I'm partially describing myself—but I'm also talking about the Stockroom's KinkLab label vampire gloves. More » -
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The Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove
The coolest thing about this gadget is that the "glove" resembles Leatherface's apron in the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre." More » -
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Blooming With Bloomy
It seems mildly fitting that as the first spring buds were bursting into bloom, I was introducing my nether regions to Bloomy, a vaguely floral (and utterly delightful) dildo/butt plug from Fun Factory. More » -
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Mighty Aphrodite: Getting To Know The Aphrodite Vibe
The Aphrodite wants to be your first vibrator—especially if you happen to be middle-aged, unfamiliar with sex toys (or even masturbation), and a very big fan of Oprah. More » -
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Bob: A Beautiful Backdoor Toy For Boys
Even though I have no penis, I'm still excited by the LELO Homme line. After all, it's not every day that a sex toy company designs a line of sleek, beautiful toys... for men. More » -
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Is The Blowguard The Key To The Best Blowjob Ever... Or Just A Blowhard?
I know what you're thinking: why hasn't anyone made a silicone mouthguard (with a vibrating bullet!) that I can wear while giving a blowjob? Well, get back on your knees: your prayers have been answered. More » -
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Listening To The Talking Head Vibrator
It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room. More » -
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Bring Me The Mouth Of Allanah Starr
"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? More » -
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Bound And Gleeful: The Bolero Straitjacket
I've tried many types of bondage: I've been handcuffed, tied up, bound and gagged—and I think, all along, I knew something was missing. I just didn't realize what what was missing: a straitjacket. More » -
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Moving Beyond: Ophoria Beyond #3 Dildo
With such a Sci Fi Channel name, one might expect this Japanese silicone dildo to not look so jaunty. Yet jaunty dildos are just what we need for these uncertain times. More » -
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Putting The Bump In Bump And Grind: The Ophoria Bliss No. 12
The Ophoria Bliss No. 5's smooth silhouette left me wanting—so I was excited to experience the bumpier body of the Ophoria Bliss No. 12. So was the Bliss No. 12 actually blissful? More » -
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Xploring New Territory: The Pink XPlorer Vibrator
You don't want a weapons-grade vibrator that will launch your parts into space, but neither do you want something so insubstantial that it shrinks from your own nether frankness. The Xplorer is industrial-strength and pink. More » -
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Anything But The Usual: JimmyJane's Iconic Collection
Last summer, JimmyJane announced the launch of their "Iconic Collection"—also known as The Usual Suspects. In layman's terms: they took three classic sex toys, made them all white, and packaged them as a set. More » -
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Surprise! It's Intimate Surprises!
Everyone likes surprises, right? And what's better than intimacy? Pretty much nothing (or so we've been told). So if you combine intimacy with a surprise, you're pretty much guaranteed the best thing ever, right? More »
