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#complaints
Yes, Mainstream Media, AEE Is A Real Trade Show
Look, we know the Adult Entertainment Expo is full of—gasp!—boobs, and there's porn playing everywhere... but trust us, it's a real trade show—and if you want to cover it, you should have your shit together. More » -
#complaints
How To Really Have Sex Like A Porn Star
Somewhere along the line, "porn star" seems to have become shorthand for "sexy, liberated, confident woman." We're mostly behind this usage, but sometimes it leads to articles that are just, well, weird. Take, for example, the Frisky's recent article "Five Tips For Screwing Like A Porn Star," a solid, sex-positive piece that offers up some age-old advice for getting what you want in the sack. It is all quite lovely—but has absolutely nothing to do with porn in any way. More » -
#videogames
Nerve's Top Five Video Game Pornos Is Not So Top Shelf
Nerve's video game blog has a post about the top five pornos based on video games, which seems like an awesome idea until you look at the list and see that the top two are actually Japanese videos only loosely based on video games (and for that matter, only marginally pornographic). Come on, Nerve, is that really the best you could do? We'll give you points for spotting "Whorecraft", but no "Jewel Raider"? No "Dead Or Alive Kazami"? Man, we're so annoyed, we're going to have to go watch a fake Lara Croft suck someone off. Share our pain after the jump. More »


