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XOXTube Gives You More Tube To Unclog
Just when we were starting to think that we had seen every single video ever uploaded to RedTube or that Megarotic's daily viewing limits were going to force us into a permanent state of frustrated arousal, along comes yet another new(ish) take on the whole dirty video sharing community, XOXTube. (We guess the O is for "onomatopeia"?) From a purely functional standpoint, there's nothing new here—click buttons, watch porn, repeat—but you do get a whole new library of smut to choose from when your other alternatives start to seem stale. Just as in the rest of our free market economy, more choices give consumers more power to shape their own destinies, or something like that. So get in there and let Kobe Tai help you strike a blow for capitalism! More » -
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Deep Inside Zivity: What Kind Of Porn Site Does $7 Million Buy?
We've been itching for a chance to peek inside the members' section of Zivity ever since we heard about their $7 million in funding, since nothing gets us more worked up than a throbbing, swollen seven figure price tag. Okay, actually we've been itching for a chance to peek inside since we heard that there would be naked models there too ... but all that cold hard capital made things all the more intriguing. Just what kind of porn site can you make with $7 million anyway? What kind of masturbatory wonders does that kind of money buy? More » -


