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Jenna Jameson: From Porn To Horror To Rom-Com

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Jenna Jameson may have bid the porn world goodbye, but her mainstream movie career is just kicking into gear. Last year, we saw her in "Zombie Strippers", this year, she's breaking into rom-coms.

"How to Make Love to a Woman" stars mainstream actors Krysten Ritter, Ian Somerhalder, and Josh Meyers alongside Jenna Jameson, who's apparently playing herself. We're not sure if this is a sign that Jenna's making headway in her attempts to be an actress (she's in a rom-com!), or if she's just turning into another Ron Jeremy (uh, she's playing herself), but either way, we're excited to see Jenna doing something that makes her happy.

· "How to Make Love to a Woman" (ineedsexadvice.com)
· Jenna Jameson, Comedy Star? (thewrap.com)

A Night For Anal All-Stars

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:30:00 EDT

If we seem a little sluggish today, we apologize. You see we were up really late last night watching that never-ending All-Star contest. It was a thrilling affair filled with drama, crowd-pleasing antics, and some exciting scores. Yes, there was some sloppy play at times, but both the pitching and catching were extraordinary and even though the balls were coming in hard and tight those talented big leaguers sure knew how to handle them. Those four-hour sessions can get pretty dull sometimes, but what we saw last night was a true mid-summer classic. Heck, we might even watch it again tonight!

What's that? There was a baseball game on too? Well, how about that?

·Bad Seed's Anal All Stars, Volume 2 (adameve.com)

Directing Porn: A Pithy View

Gram Ponante — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:35:50 EDT

When we tell you that a comedy website created a video about directing porn movies, there are very few possible outcomes. But what we couldn't predict about Matty Kirsch's visit (in a pith helmet!) to the set of the not-very-overhyped "It Ain't the Partridge Family" was that star Nick Manning would come across as the only serious one in the group. Must have been an introspective day.

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· "Directing Porn 101" (bushleague.tv)

2008's Top Ten Porn Parodies: Life Imitates Art?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:05:05 EDT

While some porno titles are clearly the products of divine inspiration ("Cum Fart Tsunami," anyone?), others rely on more mundane sources of inspiration. giving us "The Eliot Splitz-her Story" and any number of "Sex and the City" clones. In a tip of the hat to the latter mode of pornspiration, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey teamed up during the MTV Movie Awards to offer us the "Top Ten Porno Names Based On Hit Movies Of 2008." Any idea how long it'll take for the porno studios to actually make these into real stroke flicks? Cause we're dying to see "The Suck-It List."

Fur TV: Because Watching Puppets Fap Will Never Get Old

Violet Blue — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:30:18 EDT

When we first saw the title of MTV UK's new raunchfest "Fur TV" we figured it was either a "Real World" for girls who don't shave or that MTV had decided to update "A Shot At Love" with a cast comprised entirely of furries (which we'd love). No such luck: "Fur TV" is a curious yet hilarious mix of "Meet The Feebles" and "Cribs", with a whole lot of lowbrow sex action and some very cute, underdressed UK babes humping puppets—which we also love, especially when their Paris Hilton sex video sendup gives us a taste of how hot that whole scene could have been, complete with a fluffy comeshot. Puppets hotter than Paris? Who'da thought?

· MTV UK: Fur TV (autoplay warning, mtv.co.uk)
· Fur TV: Sex Tape! (illegaladvertising.com, via Adrants)

Previously: Pornstar Bears, XXX Puppet Sex

We wouldn't call ourselves experts on feminist...

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 01 May 2008 15:30:25 EDT

We wouldn't call ourselves experts on feminist theory (we have a feeling that it doesn't like us) but is this what they mean by the "male gaze"? If so, it's a lot more dangerous than we thought.

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· Human Giant: Sensitivity Training (mtv.com)

Penis For Passover: The Fifth Question?

Jonnobot — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:40:47 EDT

Every time a Jewish holiday rolls around we here at Fleshbot find ourselves asking the same question: why isn't there more decent kosher smut out there? (And no, "anything starring Ron Jeremy" doesn't count). Turns out, though, that that wasn't the most important question we should have been asking: join ace reporter Misha Rosenberg as she uses more bad penis puns than you ever thought possible to find out whether certain things really are allowed to rise during Passover. You don't have to be Jewish to get the joke ... but it couldn't hurt!

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· "Penis For Passover" (iklipz.com - thanks E.)

It might be hard to imagine in these days...

Jonnobot — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:45:30 EST

It might be hard to imagine in these days of plenty, but time was when putting porn on your table was a lot more difficult than it is today; after you watch this, remind us to tell you how we used to have to walk ten miles in the snow every day just to see a glimpse of Keeley's boob. You kids don't know how good you have it! (ucbcomedy.com - thanks Justin)

"Porn Queen" Says No To Throat Polyps, Lemonade Fountains, And Aerosol Custard

Fleshbot — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:38:36 EDT

It may pander to some of the most insidious stereotypes about the adult industry (not all porn agents wear cheesy tropical print shirts, you know), but we have to give props to the folks behind this short film for providing us with an entire symphony's worth of rusty trombone-style sex terms to toss around. We may never have heard of many of them, but you can be sure that we'll be looking for a willing partner to butter some cabbage with just as soon as we can.

· Mouthpieces: "Porn Queen" by koochew (funnyordie.com - thanks Alex)

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Vancouver Gets Vivid

Gram Ponante — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:56:17 EDT

It has been said that a good sense of humor gets a woman's blood flowing downward. At least that's what my mother told me. So if Vivid Girls Monique Alexander and Kayden Kross travel north to Vancouver for the latest in Vivid's series of Comedy Nights, what will happen? Alexaander and Kross will join comedians Sam Tripoli (The Wild World of Spike), Ben Gleib (The Real Wedding Crashers), Doug Benson (Last Comic Standing) and Louis Katz (Last Call with Carson Daly) for Vancouver's Comedy Festival September 20-22.

· Vivid (vivid.com)
· Vancouver Comedy Festival (comedyfest.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

"Lars And The Real Girl"

Fleshbot — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:12:12 EDT

To tell you the truth, we're not really sure we understand the comedic point of the upcoming Ryan Gosling vehicle "Lars And The Real Girl". Sure, taking a life-size ultrarealistic sex toy with you everywhere you go and introducing her to your family might seem funny, but take it from us: once you spend a couple of thousand dollars on a RealDoll, you're going to want to get as much out of your investment as you can. (OK, so maybe there is something sort of amusing about claiming that she's a missionary. But maybe we're just jealous because we were too cheap to pay for that particular option.)

· "Lars And The Real Girl" (IMDB)

Previously: Amber-On-Amber Action, Japanese Sex Doll Watch: Behind The Scenes, "A Perfect Fake" on YouTube, Milky Lovers: Japanese Sex Doll Brothel, "My Ladies": Sex Doll Album, Sidore-Chan on Flickr, Realdoll Threeways, The RealDoll Museum

The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed Tape

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:42:22 EDT

If you've been the parent of an impressionable teenager during the last twenty years or so, you probably let TV and video games do the bulk of child rearing for you. And why not? All the best life lessons can be found in that magical little box. Yet, somehow even us latchkey kids missed out the chance to get reproductive anatomy lessons from a pair of Italian plumbers. This unreleased "demo" from the archives of Nintendo Power (or clever comedy remix from some bored guys on YouTube) finds the world-famous Mario and Luigi teaching an overzealous fanboy about the glories of his changing body and how to play it safe in the sack. We gotta say that for a pair of Old World corporate mascots, they do seem pretty enlightened about the whole sexual revolution thing.

· The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape (YouTube, via adverblog.com + shakewellbeforeuse.com

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Previously: Sticky Joystick: Ten Sexy Japanese Video Games You Might Have Missed, The Wiibrator, Return of the Nerdcore Babes, Nintendo Revolution Sex Toy?

Ten Great Moments In Porn Comedy

Fleshbot — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:16:44 EDT

Think that there's no such thing as real porn on YouTube anymore? Well, uh ... there really isn't, but these ten clips from classic porn flicks and other pornstar sightings in mainstream media should at least keep you amused enough to forget about the good old days when YouTube was something you could actually jerk off to instead of just laugh at. And you really haven't lived until you've seen Christy Canyon looking like she's about to throw up after a jog in the park or a pre-plastic surgery Jenna Jameson demonstrate a handy household cleaning tip using a baking soda solution and a silver candlestick. After all, there are plenty of other places you can go to watch pornstars do other stuff.

· Sight Gags: 10 Comedic Pornstar Moments (uber.com)

Previously: The Hidden Dangers Of Porn, Mondo Porn: The Wacky Side Of Smut, DVD Review: "Porn's Most Outrageous Outtakes"

Avy Lee Roth Expands Her Repertoire

Fleshbot — Wed, 09 May 2007 14:13:35 EDT

We've never been able to figure out for sure whether pornstress Avy Lee Roth is really the offspring of 80s rock royalty—apparently even Diamond Dave himself has some trouble remembering the details of all the paternity allegations he's been involved with over the years. But while her famous name might have been the thing that initially caught our attention, it's her talent that has managed to hold it (not to mention her commendable cocksucking skills and perky rack.) Better known for her appearances in titles like "Pussy POV" and on websites like Ultimate Surrender, Avy exposes a different side of herself in this new clip on Super Deluxe in which a mega-asshole gets his comeuppance via a sequence starring Avy as one of his fantasy objects. (Unfortunately, aside from a glimpse of sideboob in the beginning and the sight of Avy rolling around on a bed in her nightie later on, that's about all that's exposed. Still, it's nice to know she has something to fall back on if the whole porn thing ends up not working out in the future.)

· "Avy Lee Roth in "Dream Land" (superdeluxe.com)

See also:
· Avy Lee Roth (Wikipedia)
· Avy Lee Roth Interview (lukeisback.com)
· Avy Lee Roth Galleries: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 (TGP/preview galleries via Ask Jolene)

"Rad Girls": Fart Porn For The Masses

Fleshbot — Wed, 02 May 2007 12:23:24 EDT

While we have nothing but respect for the editorial opinions expressed by our Gawker siblings, we have to tale exception with their calling FUSE's new "Rad Girls" ("Like Jackass, but with smokin' hot chicks!") the worst television show ever. By way of evidence, our colleague Emily describes one of the skteches that ran earlier this week: "On last night's episode, one of the girls ate a lot of cabbage ... oh my God ... and then she went out on the street and saw whether people would allow her to fart directly into their mouths. They did." It might not be to everyone's, er, taste—but somewhere, someone is glad they don't have to deal with defunct Brazilian websites, Japanese translation issues, or mail order headaches in order to get their fart fetish fix. It's all right there on basic cable! (OK, so maybe it is the worst TV show ever. Still, we can't help but be comforted by the fact that at least some pervs out there are going to bed with smiles on their faces this week.)

· "FUSE's 'Rad Girls': Horsewomen Of Apocalypse" (Gawker)
· Rad Girls (fuse.tv)

Previously: The Lost World of Fart Porn, Fetish Videos by Chloe Creations: What's Your Pleasure?, Gassy Gals

"Porntourage"

Fleshbot — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:15:35 EDT

We have to admit we've never really been fans of HBO's "Entourage"; we went to high school with too many guys who remind us of Vince and Drama and Turtle and Eric to make watching a comedy series about them interesting. So maybe we're not in the best postion to say whether "Porntourage", a one-episode (so far) series now showing on iFilm billed as "a mock Entourage series that follows the exploits of an up and coming male porn star, his agent to the sex stars, and of course, his Porntourage", is a decent parody or just another excuse to poke good-natured fun at an industry that in itself has no problem when it comes to parodying itself much of the time. Still, it's worth checking out just to see some of the fake porn titles writer James Waugh comes up with to embellish the narrative: in a world of "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes", does the prospect of real porn stars like Jenna Haze and Tera Patrick starring in productions like "Scrotal Recall" and "Lawrence Of Her Labia" seem all that far off the mark?

· "Porntourage" (official series site @ porntourage.net - thanks Chris)
· "Porntourage" on iFilm (ifilm.com)
· "Porntourage" on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: Very Bad (Almost But Not Quite) Porn, "Let My People Come": The Sex Musical, Goth Girls Gone Wild, Coeds With Colds

"The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai"

Fleshbot — Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:00:22 EDT

Any smut movie that is described in its press materials as "what 'Fahrenheit 9/11' might look like with semen facials and an a cappella Japanese rendition of our national anthem" is bound to get our attention here at Fleshbot Central (especially that semen facial part), so you can imagine how much we're looking forward to Palm Pictures' North American release of director Mitsuru Meike's "The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai" in theaters and on DVD next month. Already a cult hit in Japan and semi-notorious via a limited festival run last year, the movie asks the immortal question "Can a genius call girl save the world?"—and even if the film trailer and preview clip now showing on YouTube doesn't exactly provide any clear answers (but then, what would you expect from an artsy Japanese pink movie that's also described as "a skinflick directed by Godard and the 'South Park' boys"?), we'd still much rather see actress-turned-Ultimate Fighter Emi Kuroda running around in a tight mini skirt getting penetrated by the disembodied finger of George Bush than we would, say, Michael Moore getting up to his usual set of tricks. Because when it comes right down to it, aren't semen facials the best way of spreading around one's thoughts on global politics anyway?

· "The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai" (press photos and production notes @ palmpictures.com; more after the jump)

· "The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai": trailer and preview clip (YouTube)
· "The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai" (trailer and review @ twitchfilm.net)
· "The Glamorous Life Of Sachiko Hanai" (DVD review @ dvdtimes.co.uk)

See also: "Porno dream queens dive for rich pearls" (Emi Kuroda @ mainichi-msn.co.jp)