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#mainstreamcrossoverwatch
Jenna Jameson: From Porn To Horror To Rom-Com
Jenna Jameson may have bid the porn world goodbye, but her mainstream movie career is just kicking into gear. Last year, we saw her in "Zombie Strippers", this year, she's breaking into rom-coms. More » -
#dvd
A Night For Anal All-Stars
If we seem a little sluggish today, we apologize. You see we were up really late last night watching that never-ending All-Star contest. It was a thrilling affair filled with drama, crowd-pleasing antics, and some exciting scores. Yes, there was some sloppy play at times, but both the pitching and catching were extraordinary and even though the balls were coming in hard and tight those talented big leaguers sure knew how to handle them. Those four-hour sessions can get pretty dull sometimes, but what we saw last night was a true mid-summer classic. Heck, we might even watch it again tonight! More » -
#whatisreality
Directing Porn: A Pithy View
When we tell you that a comedy website created a video about directing porn movies, there are very few possible outcomes. But what we couldn't predict about Matty Kirsch's visit (in a pith helmet!) to the set of the not-very-overhyped "It Ain't the Partridge Family" was that star Nick Manning would come across as the only serious one in the group. Must have been an introspective day. More » -
#thisweekinporntitles
2008's Top Ten Porn Parodies: Life Imitates Art?
While some porno titles are clearly the products of divine inspiration ("Cum Fart Tsunami," anyone?), others rely on more mundane sources of inspiration. giving us "The Eliot Splitz-her Story" and any number of "Sex and the City" clones. In a tip of the hat to the latter mode of pornspiration, Mike Myers and Dana Carvey teamed up during the MTV Movie Awards to offer us the "Top Ten Porno Names Based On Hit Movies Of 2008." Any idea how long it'll take for the porno studios to actually make these into real stroke flicks? Cause we're dying to see "The Suck-It List." -
#seriouslywtf
Fur TV: Because Watching Puppets Fap Will Never Get Old
When we first saw the title of MTV UK's new raunchfest "Fur TV" we figured it was either a "Real World" for girls who don't shave or that MTV had decided to update "A Shot At Love" with a cast comprised entirely of furries (which we'd love). No such luck: "Fur TV" is a curious yet hilarious mix of "Meet The Feebles" and "Cribs", with a whole lot of lowbrow sex action and some very cute, underdressed UK babes humping puppets—which we also love, especially when their Paris Hilton sex video sendup gives us a taste of how hot that whole scene could have been, complete with a fluffy comeshot. Puppets hotter than Paris? Who'da thought? More » -
#boobs
We wouldn't call ourselves experts on feminist theory (we have a feeling that it doesn't like us) but is this what they mean by the "male gaze"? If so, it's a lot more dangerous than we thought. More » -
#video
Penis For Passover: The Fifth Question?
Every time a Jewish holiday rolls around we here at Fleshbot find ourselves asking the same question: why isn't there more decent kosher smut out there? (And no, "anything starring Ron Jeremy" doesn't count). Turns out, though, that that wasn't the most important question we should have been asking: join ace reporter Misha Rosenberg as she uses more bad penis puns than you ever thought possible to find out whether certain things really are allowed to rise during Passover. You don't have to be Jewish to get the joke ... but it couldn't hurt!
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#video
It might be hard to imagine in these days of plenty, but time was when putting porn on your table was a lot more difficult than it is today; after you watch this, remind us to tell you how we used to have to walk ten miles in the snow every day just to see a glimpse of Keeley's boob. You kids don't know how good you have it! (ucbcomedy.com - thanks Justin) -
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#video
"Porn Queen" Says No To Throat Polyps, Lemonade Fountains, And Aerosol Custard
It may pander to some of the most insidious stereotypes about the adult industry (not all porn agents wear cheesy tropical print shirts, you know), but we have to give props to the folks behind this short film for providing us with an entire symphony's worth of rusty trombone-style sex terms to toss around. We may never have heard of many of them, but you can be sure that we'll be looking for a willing partner to butter some cabbage with just as soon as we can. More » -
#pornstarsarefunny
Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Vancouver Gets Vivid
It has been said that a good sense of humor gets a woman's blood flowing downward. At least that's what my mother told me. So if Vivid Girls Monique Alexander and Kayden Kross travel north to Vancouver for the latest in Vivid's series of Comedy Nights, what will happen? Alexaander and Kross will join comedians Sam Tripoli (The Wild World of Spike), Ben Gleib (The Real Wedding Crashers), Doug Benson (Last Comic Standing) and Louis Katz (Last Call with Carson Daly) for Vancouver's Comedy Festival September 20-22. More » -
#wtf
The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed Tape
If you've been the parent of an impressionable teenager during the last twenty years or so, you probably let TV and video games do the bulk of child rearing for you. And why not? All the best life lessons can be found in that magical little box. Yet, somehow even us latchkey kids missed out the chance to get reproductive anatomy lessons from a pair of Italian plumbers. This unreleased "demo" from the archives of Nintendo Power (or clever comedy remix from some bored guys on YouTube) finds the world-famous Mario and Luigi teaching an overzealous fanboy about the glories of his changing body and how to play it safe in the sack. We gotta say that for a pair of Old World corporate mascots, they do seem pretty enlightened about the whole sexual revolution thing. More » -
#video
Ten Great Moments In Porn Comedy
Think that there's no such thing as real porn on YouTube anymore? Well, uh ... there really isn't, but these ten clips from classic porn flicks and other pornstar sightings in mainstream media should at least keep you amused enough to forget about the good old days when YouTube was something you could actually jerk off to instead of just laugh at. And you really haven't lived until you've seen Christy Canyon looking like she's about to throw up after a jog in the park or a pre-plastic surgery Jenna Jameson demonstrate a handy household cleaning tip using a baking soda solution and a silver candlestick. After all, there are plenty of other places you can go to watch pornstars do other stuff. More »
