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#pornstars
Chloe Is Back In Porn, For Really Reals
After her turn in "Seasoned Players 9," some wondered whether porn legend Chloe was back on the scene for good—or if she was just back for one last hurrah. According to Tom Byron, she's returned for real. More » -
#comebacks
Mary Carey Returns To Porn With "Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw"
After a three year hiatus, former gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey is back in porn. Her first post-hiatus title? "Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw," which (obviously) sends up the very man who talked her into putting her porn career to the side. More » -
#comebacks
Welcome Back, McKenzie Lee!
McKenzie Lee disappeared from the porn scene shortly after receiving the coveted AVN Best New Starlet award in 2006. (Apparently she wanted to start a family or something.) But now she's back! More » -
#comebacks
Eva Angelina Signs With SkinworXXX; We Get Free Porn
Ever since the news of Eva Angelina's return to the adult industry, we've been eagerly waiting to hear where her extra special brand of hardcore porn would turn up next. And now we know. More » -
#comebacks
Mia Rose Returns To The Adult Industry
What a week for porn comebacks—first Eva Angelina, and now Mia Rose, who recently ended her hiatus from the industry, shooting a scene with Manuel Ferrara for Elegant Angel's "Pornstar Workout." More » -
#milestones
Eva Angelina Is Back In Action!
There's been one question on our mind since the day that Eva Angelina gave birth: when, oh when, will we get to see her in porn again? Well, we have our answer: today. More » -



