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#thehorror
"Ejacula 2" The Future
In 1993 the world met "Ejacula," a vampiress who, probably because she was immortal, missed the memo that Duran Duran fashions had expired several years earlier. But we also met Tonisha Mills. Two years later the whole "Ejacula" gang returned. More » -
#thehorror
Blue Balls In Hell: "The Devil in Miss Jones"
Suicide spinster Justine Jones discovers that Hell truly is other people in the re-released edition of "The Devil in Miss Jones." More » -
#classics
Amber Lynn, Circa '86
Amber Lynn has always been delightful, but can her 23-year-old movie "Perfect Partners" withstand the visible tan lines (on men) and leg warmers that characterized that bygone age? More » -
#classics
"Aunt Peg" And Her Precocious Niece
Hairy flaps. Belly fat. The used car lot bendy balloon that is John Holmes' schlong. Golden Age porn has that, but reisssued classic "Aunt Peg" also has niece-fucking and the leopardine Juliet Anderson. More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week! Irrational Exuberance Edition
Just when you thought that you'd be Palin/Paylin-less this week, remember that it's the Halloween before a major election. Let's just hypothesize that, in the spirit of this space's inaccurate prediction of the Patriots' chances in the 2008 SuperBowl, that McCain/Palin bucks polls and makes it into the White House next week. What will we do then? Well, we'll have to choose between Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine. (But we'll do it from Canada, of course.) More » -
#thehorror
"Ejacula" Makes You Want To Stoker
You'd think that if a sexy vampiress were to have a choice of where to bite her porn movie victims, it would not be the neck. But you would also not guesss that Ron Jeremy could so completely disappear into and inhabit a role as in his interpretation of a worm-eating hunchback in 1993's "Ejacula." More » -
#thehorror
Very Little Ass, Even Fewer Vampires: It's "Vampirass"
The woman on the box isn't in the movie. The breasts are mostly real and the pubes are abundant. Pale flesh slaps against even more pale flesh, and we can count the little creases as well as smell the mounds of cocaine in the next room. Today's horror porn takes us back to 1993 and that year's "Vampirass." More » -
#video
Shanghai Poon: Kung Fu Fucking
Forget combining porn and video games—we want to see more people combine porn and kung fu movies! Really, it's a natural combination: both porn actors and kung fu stars can get pretty acrobatic with their special moves and fancy abilities, and you wouldn't have to worry about any of that uncanny valley stuff either. Good thing someone did make a porn clip like that. Sometimes, we really do get what we wish for. More » -
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#classics
Topless Power Rangers: Still Go-Going Strong!
The great thing about the internet is that nothing ever dies. (Or is that the worst thing?) This Power Ranger porn clip is almost as old as we are, and has certainly been featured in its fair share of "OMG, Japanese porn is so weird!!!11!" blog posts. But every time we come across it, it still manages to delight us nonetheless. So even if you've seen it before, watch the whole thing again because it just keeps getting better and better. Plus, is it really any more bizarre than the actual Power Rangers TV show, with its cheap fake dinosaurs and cardboard special effects? The Smurfs weren't your only childhood pals knew how to get kinky. More » -
#dvd
Porn Of The (Previous) Moment: "Paging Betty"
Selina St. Clair made all her adult movie appearances in 1994, including "Paging Betty," to be rereleased next week by VCA Pictures. This was a surprisingly charming movie with St. Clair flashing back to the days before she met her husband, "and I don't regret a thing." Appearances by Steven St. Croix, who still performs, and Jonathan Morgan, who now directs, fill out a cast that also includes a spirited woman named Jasper. More » -
#classics
Classic Kylie: She's Playing Basketball Players
"Did 'Space Jam' really come out in 1996?" I asked co-workers at Fleshbot West when "Face Jam", an 11-year-old Kylie Ireland chestnut from VCA Classics, arrived. Remembering the original had something to do with Bugs Bunny, and its porn parody taking place in a strip club where basketball players bed the dancers, I thought again of the "The Da Vinci Load", where the porn knockoff was miles better than the original. More » -
#repackagedcrap
It looks like "Caligula"—you know, the universally panned 1979 artsy porn movie starring three Oscar winners and written by Gore Vidal that's now being rebranded as a "classic"—is getting the deluxe multi-disc "special edition" DVD treatment. You haven't really seen Malcolm McDowell fist someone until you've seen it in high definition. (avn.com)






