Keeley Hazell, As She Was

Not a day goes by that we don't find ourselves thinking fondly of Keeley Hazell, and those halcyon days when she'd take her top off in front of a camera. Keeley may never return to the lad mag life...but at least we can still enjoy these classic pictures. More »

"Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage"

In a sort of "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?" kind of way, watching this 80's-era new-to-DVD video of the delightful Christy Canyon makes me yearn for the days when she was in her porn heydey. Because she has Fleshbot Supreme Commandress written all over her. More »

Fleshbot Birthday Babes^(TM): Erica Boyer

Back in the days when I got my news about porn movies from tatty magazines scavenged from the backs of bookstores, I saw a picture of Erica Boyer, whose 52nd birthday is today.

Room Service

Discerning travelers know that some of the best restaurants in the world can be your very own hotel room. The food that you can get delivered right to your door at some of these luxury resorts rivals most four star restaurants and you don't have to put on a jacket and tie to eat it. Heck, you don't even have to put on underwear! The only thing to remember is that some hard working guy probably had to bring your delivery all the way up stairs (in the elevator), so be sure to tip generously. More »

Playboy Playmate Archive Makes You Feel Young Again (Or Very Old)

Yes, plenty of websites with large collections of Playboy centerfolds have come and gone—but they're mostly gone, which is why we don't mind pointing you to a new one when we stumble across it. Every centerfold from Marilyn on down to 2004 (why it stops there is a mystery for the ages) and all one page so if you scroll very quickly, it's like your life flashing before your eyes. Or the life that began when you found that box your dad kept in the garage, anyway. More »

This Week In Japanese Nunsploitation

If you've ever wondered where Japan's love of bizarre sexual ritual comes from, you can rest assured that this is not a recent development. Yes, flogging, hot tub bondage, and filthy horny nuns are time-honored themes in Japanese cinema—at least according to the selection of classic DVDs available at Japan Shock. These old rape-revenge fantasies, samurai-mob murders, and S&M sex romps are proof that erotically violent entertainment is nothing new, both here and abroad. Heck, even Genki-Genki is old hat to the "Shoguns of Joy Torture." You just can't beat Japanese sex horror dubbed into German voices. More »

A Nut-Cracking Good Time

We know that it's not even Halloween yet—or even the Jewish New Year, for that matter—but it's never too soon to start thinking about the holidays. After all, the earlier your get your shopping done the bette—especially if your shopping plans include hiring an elf with some sort of keytar gun. And then there's the planning of your community production of "The Nutcracker" to worry about, which takes time energy and a wooden solider who isn't afraid to get dirty. Why does it only come but once a year? More »

Have Sex In The Toilet ... With Class

Most people think of grabbing a friend and pulling them into a toilet stall sex party to be a dirty lowdown act—which is exactly why it's so hot. But it doesn't have to be that way. Even prim and proper ladies can head to the nearest restroom, carefully hang up their silk blouses and lace bras, turn on some Ben E. King, and have a quiet, dignified lesbian romp. Even if a clueless plumber happens to stumble in and you decide to glory stall him right there on the floor, that's okay too. What's important is that you keep things civilized. More »

Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here

That's right, an original unsullied film print of "Johnny Wadd"—the first movie in the classic John Holmes series—was recently discovered in a storage locker and will soon be released on DVD. (It was never even released on VHS.) We hope collectors don't blow their ... you know. (avn.com)

Three Is Still The Magic Number

Despite all the evidence we've collected on the topic, we're not going to pretend that we're experts on how to throw the perfect threeway. But we're pretty certain that things will turn out demonstrably better for everyone if the third person involved is, you know ... awake. And when you switch partners, we also don't think it's necessary for the original member of the band to leave the room. Doesn't that sort of go against the spirit of the whole enterprise? It is a numbers game after all, and if you can't balance the equation properly, maybe you should avoid those higher-level math classes. More »

Flesh Flicks: There Goes The Election!

So now you know the shocking truth—all those senators, congressmen, governors, mayors, city council members, school board presidents, county treasures, and dog catchers who got caught in a compromising situation with an intern, secretary, and/or page, were not just weak-willed public servants who gave in to carnal temptations. They were victims! Set up and taken down by the notoriously seductive Deep Throat Squad. They ruin careers and lives just for a little fun and some dirty pictures. Still, we have to say that for a man whose career just spilled out all over his office couch, he does takes the news pretty well. More »

The Opening Of "The Opening Of Misty Beethoven"

Taking a trip down porn memory lane to watch the opening credits of groundbreaking 1970s epic "The Opening Of Misty Beethoven" can help teach us why it was so groundbreaking in the first place. For starters, it actually has opening credits, which was a lot rarer than you might imagine for porn flicks in 1975. It may also be one of the first instances of the popular "straight-buttoned man strolling through the red light district" montage: this announces to the audience that they are about to enter a gritty, grimy underworld of carnal pleasures. Finally, the young man writhing in ecstasy under the names of the art director and his assistant pretty much defines the term "porn mustache." If all that doesn't make the viewer want to stick around and see what happens next, we don't know what would. More »

Vintage Smut: Kitschy French Postcards

Have you ever noticed that despite the fact that people buy, sell, collect, and exhibit all those postcards you come across in online galleries like this one, no ever seems to get one in the mail anymore? In our entire life we think we've sent and received maybe five postcards in total, yet the postcard industry continues to thrive despite our indifference. Perhaps that's because the business has always thrived on the type of folks who simply add pictures of naked women to their glossy paper stock and call it a day. This French site chronicles the time-honored traditions that have sustained the postcard industry for decades ... and proves our theory that anyone who's interested in collecting these things would never even think of putting a stamp on them anyway. More »

Vintage Girly Magazines: Now In Blog Form!

We're a little annoyed at our father right now, because we just got another painful reminder of how he neglected us ... by failing to save all the useless crap from his childhood that would be super valuable today. No baseball cards, no stamps, no G.I. Joe dolls in their original unopened packaging. It's like he wasn't even thinking of us (or our eBay accounts) at all! Outside of a few random Playboy's, he couldn't even be bothered to save any classic smut from those bygone days. Fortunately, some of his generation showed a little more foresight and passed down those long forgotten, but still quite entertaining porn rags from the 1950s and '60s. More »

Flesh Flicks: Christy Canyon Leading The Blind

Do you think it's really true that when one of the five senses is lost, the others become more heightened in order to compensate for it? Because one of the five senses is touch and it never really occurred to us before that losing your eyesight, while awful, just might result in some blowjobs that felt pretty fucking amazing. Of course, the downside is that you would never get to gaze at Christy Canyon's world-famous rack and that's a fate we wouldn't wish on our own worst enemy. More »

Flesh Flicks: Dyanna Lauren Will Accept Your Trophy Now

We're feeling very awards-y today, for obvious reasons—careful, we're contagious—so why not celebrate with a look at soon-to-be AVN Hall of Famer Dyanna Lauren, complete with special bonus vignette featuring a few other porn legends? (Collect them all!) We're actually a little surprised that Dyanna was not already a member of the club, given her distinguished and impressive body of work, but all will be rectified come Saturday evening. So what was her secret? Maybe it had something to do with the oranges. More »

Larry Flynt For President (Again)

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The Triumphant Return Of "Black Emanuelle"

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Worlds Collide: "Fanny Hill Meets Dr. Erotico"

They don't make movie franchises like they used to. Sure, you still get your "Spider-man 3" and your "Saw IV," but we prefer the classic serials of yore, when lovable, but seemingly incongruous characters would be thrown together and madcap hijinks would ensue—like when Abbott and Costello met The Mummy or when the Scooby-Doo took on the Harlem Globetrotters. And who could forget when Fanny Hill met Dr. Erotico? More »

Flesh Flicks Classic: Shauna Grant Takes Us Back To "Summer Camp"

We're feeling a little nostalgic today, and this vintage clip of Shauna Grant is just the thing we needed to indulge ourselves. (We'll just try not to think about the unpleasantness.) Our only problem is that it cuts off just as the non-porn action was about to pick up, and believe it or not, we were actually kind of wondering what happens next. Even more unbelievable was that with very little effort, we were able to find the whole movie—complete with box cover, stills and cast info—available for download so we can actually figure out why she was tied up in that barn in the first place. Maybe this one scene will be enough for you, but we thought ourselves pretty lucky to track down a complete classic quite so easily. So if you'll excuse us we've got some more downloading to do. More »

Attack Of The Retro Boobies ... IN 3-D!

As far as we can tell, there's only one problem that the internet has yet to solve (yep, just one)—how to look at 3-D pictures on your computer monitor. We're betting that most people don't have an extra set of blue and red specs just laying around the house, and even if you do, those in-your-face images don't quite jump off that iPhone screen like you would hope they would. (Desktops are soooo May 2007.) Despite these technical limitations, you can still enjoy this Flickr collection of retro nude pinups from the '50s and earlier. They're shot in that classic old timey style that everyone loves; they're just a tad fuzzier than normal. Staring a little too long might you give a bit of a headache, but that still beats renting Jaws 3 one more time. More »

Flesh Flicks: You Can Never Have Enough Jenna

What's that you say? Three Jenna Jameson posts in one day was not enough to satisfy your appetite? Well, how about one more for the road? One that reminds us why she's so famous in the first place? Not many people know this anymore, but Jenna was not always a bikini model/corporate spokesperson—she was actually a well-known pornstar. A pretty good one too, as you can see below. Maybe, just maybe, she might have a future in this business. More »

"Flashpoint" Tenth Anniversary Edition: Jenna On Fire

Thirty seconds into this movie I knew it was going to be the most awesome movie about fire ever. And that is why, nine years after it first appeared, Wicked did an amazing job of repackaging and value-adding "Flashpoint" for people like me who had never seen or heard of it—as well as for people like me who miss Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, and Jenna Jameson Mark II. More »

Pornic Voices: "Nurse Nancy"

When is despair with fortune and the question of the usefulness of writing about porn, now and then it all makes sense, as with this description of the 1991 Sandra Scream video "Nurse Nancy": More »

Remember When: Vintage Celebrity Nudes

We're feeling very nostalgic today, perhaps because our ancient laptop finally gave out after years of dedicated service ... or perhaps because of this pre-millenial website we stumbled across that brought back memories of old school fansites and Porn v.0.5 (beta!) collections that led us gently through our early first journeys on the interwebs. It's nothing more than a photo dump of classic European babes like Ursula Andress, Claudia Cardinale, Nastasja Kinski, and Charlotte Rampling, but the fact that these nude pictures from the '70s and '80s are still preserved in a '90s time capsule somehow warms ours hearts a little bit. They don't make like they used to—which maybe a good thing—but it's sort of the like that first time you realized that there were naked boobies on the internet for free. Only this time you don't have to listen to that annoying dial-up modem sound to get there. More »

Classic Porn of the Moment: Kirdy Stevens' "The Animal in Me"

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Flesh Flicks Classic Edition: Naked Romanian Gymnasts Forever!

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