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more about #straight more comments → fragile: Gates of Heaven is a 1978 documentary film by Errol Morris about the pet cemetery business. I was expecting something like "lies south of the two mou... more » fragile: most other movies involve cgi & sfx. porn hasn't changed a lot: boy ... girl ... go! more » offred: The Japanese way might actually make more sense. I remember reading a study showing that men produce more sperm when they are jealous, so capturing th... more » offred: Ode to Lisa Ann (A Sonnet - my first attempt at one, be gentle) Oh Lisa Ann, thy subjects will be true Toward thy bosom, hanging like ripe fruit. Its... more » offred: While I appreciate the college poon and peen as much as anyone, I get the sense that these kids are just trying to slum it by acting like porn stars w... more » offred: Having heard her speak, she has that luscious Queen's English accent and that rich velvety alto like all the female BBC newscasters, which already mak... more » GOOR: I thought it was cold on my chest! more » offred: Given that the whole point of sex is procreative, particularly when it comes to amateur couples who may well be filming their baby-making exploits, ex... more » riffleraffle: Not gonna register to Dailymotion to watch a clip here. Tsk. more » Al aka El Negro Magnifico: Kern can do no wrong. more » Ruthless, If you let me: Oh Nessa! So nice to see you grace the pages of Fleshbot again. more » bmonkey: The Mona Lisa smile just completes the picture, really. more » bmonkey: Never have I been more interested in a class yearbook... more » bmonkey: Suddenly, I don't mind the storm clouds out the window... more » bmonkey: Cosmid does really good work; hello, gorgeous... more » -
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Claire Danes Adopts A Policy Of Transparency
What has Claire Danes been up to lately? Honestly, we have no idea. But fortunately for us, the adorable actress has decided to be more transparent about her career plans—and by career plans, we mean outfits. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
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Claire Danes Slips Us Some Areola
Why hello there, Claire Danes's areola—it's so nice to see you again. (Though maybe next time we hang out, maybe you could bring your friend the nipple bead, too? It's more fun when everyone's here!) More » -
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Project Nipplewatch: Top Ten Celebrity Nip Slips (For Now, Anyway)
Although we've been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we're still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the years, we've spotted more than a handful of accidentally uncovered nipples—or "nip slips," as the kids are calling them these days. After the jump, relive some of our favorite nipplewatch moments. And if they're not doing it for you? Not to worry; we're sure there will be a lot more where these came from before too long. It's sort of a tradition, you know. More » -
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More Girls Of Summer: Top Ten Celebrity Bikini Watch Moments
As Labor Day Weekend quickly approaches, so too does the end of summer — and with it, the end of bikini season. (Unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere or one of those perpetually warm climates, in which case we're totally jealous). As we say goodbye to warm weather and scantily clad beach babes, we'd like to offer up a salute to the some of our favorite girls of summer. Won't you relive some of our favorite celebrity bikini memories with us after the jump? After all: summer doesn't have to end until you want it to. More » -
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Claire Danes In A Bikini Fuels The Imagination
We've had a crush on Claire Danes since we first saw her teenage angst in "My So-Called Life." In those days, we never imagined that one day we'd get paid to dig up photos of our idol in a bikini. Of course, we also never imagined the internet, either—imagination was never our strong suit. (Gallery after the jump.) More »


