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    FrancesTheMute: her breasts are oddly triangular... more »
    squeezyface: She needs to pump up the volume. The sound is often the hottest part. Find the volume button, then play with your love button. more »
    squeezyface: Hair dye does wonders. more »
    squeezyface: Especially...BACON! more »
    threadseven: LOVE. more »
    Ruthless, If you let me: Put A Credit Card On It Can this be a regular feature? While Jade's site doesn't exactly speak to me, I am always willing to pay for quality. Any r... more »
    Badmofo: Swallowing Dutch cum does that to you. Well, you could at least try it. more »
    Beaker: Start at the top and work your way down. more »
    WalterPater: Can't LiLo just get it over with and become a pornstar? I'm sure that'll help her pay for her weekly allotment of cocaine. more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Best use of "Rocket Man" ever for the end of the season. more »
    hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: As much as I love Vol. 2, The Blueprint is a better album. more »
    squeezyface: Smoking turns me off. more »
    kcquestor: If you don't want to create an account and log in to Dailymotion to view the video, just click over to the egotastic link above and watch it there. n... more »
    richgiz: I have the same Holga as her! I wonder where she got the film from? Ahh who cares she's HOT@! more »
  • #ubercougar

    "Dirty 30's 8": Kelly Madison Across the Ages

    Kelly Madison proves you can lust after someone over 30, though trust is still difficult. More »
  • #hardcore

    “Soul In The Hole” Brings Us One Step Closer To Real Racial Transcendence

    After careful consideration, we've decided that if famed poet Alan Ginsberg were to make one straight interracial gonzo porn for Hustler, it would have been "Soul in the Hole." We're still waiting on Norman Mailer's. More »
  • #hardcore

    "Jack's Big Tit Show 8": Shine Hard, Then Fizzle

    In the beginning there was Gina Lynn, oozing the kind of raw sexuality that made your balls ache. Then there was the alluring Nikki Benz, who reminded us that kittens have claws. The rest? Yawn... More »
  • #hardcore

    "Sperm Receptacles 4" Bears Witness To Porn's Promise

    We'd like to offer you a point of reference: from now on when someone says, "Dude, it was a total sausage-fest," this is what they're talking about! More »
  • #theass

    Your Day in Large Asses (er, for America)

    I can't pretend that Vivid's "40 Inch Plus #8" is a monumental title. It is not, for example, a "Dirtpipe Milkshakes." For one thing, it is very easily confused with my own "8 Inch Plus #40" and Cat Stevens' "Catch Bull At Four." But it and its seven big-booty precursors have a twist: The asses are actually measured, on camera, with measuring tape! Not only that, but Claire Dames' own ass nearly busts out of her jeans as if controlled by tiny ass motors. More »
  • #popshots

    Porn Lesbians Caught in the Act!

    When presented a picture like this (especially if you yourself have taken it), it is reasonable to conclude, as a male, that women do not do this sort of thing unless there is a camera pointed at them. Sneak in on your female squeeze and her hot chiropodist/Unitarian minister/sassy girlfriend and see if I'm not right... I'll wait while you do it... See? They were drinking tea in the nude, right? Right? None of that tongue stuff. Thanks to Claire Dames and Kylee Reese for clearing that up. More »
  • #thehorror

    Caroline Pierce Catches Sperm Madness: "Night of the Giving Head"

    Because we want your Halloween party to have a different flavor than your Election Night party, Fleshbot will be presenting its ungainly backlog of horror porn over the next week to whet your appetite for porn zombies, porn warlocks, and the inevitable porn vampires (in fact, it's almost exclusively porn vampires). To start us off, witness Caroline Pierce's Boobs-Beyond-the-Grave in Rodney Moore's delightful "Night of the Giving Head." More »