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    dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more »
    Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more »
    Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more »
    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
    Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Crash Octagon, Vol. 1, anyone? #rileysteele more »
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    Claire Dames vs. Alexa Von Tess (Ultimate Surrender)

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  • #ubercougar

    "Dirty 30's 8": Kelly Madison Across the Ages

    Kelly Madison proves you can lust after someone over 30, though trust is still difficult. More »
  • #hardcore

    “Soul In The Hole” Brings Us One Step Closer To Real Racial Transcendence

    After careful consideration, we've decided that if famed poet Alan Ginsberg were to make one straight interracial gonzo porn for Hustler, it would have been "Soul in the Hole." We're still waiting on Norman Mailer's. More »
  • #hardcore

    "Jack's Big Tit Show 8": Shine Hard, Then Fizzle

    In the beginning there was Gina Lynn, oozing the kind of raw sexuality that made your balls ache. Then there was the alluring Nikki Benz, who reminded us that kittens have claws. The rest? Yawn... More »
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    "Sperm Receptacles 4" Bears Witness To Porn's Promise

    We'd like to offer you a point of reference: from now on when someone says, "Dude, it was a total sausage-fest," this is what they're talking about! More »
  • #theass

    Your Day in Large Asses (er, for America)

    I can't pretend that Vivid's "40 Inch Plus #8" is a monumental title. It is not, for example, a "Dirtpipe Milkshakes." For one thing, it is very easily confused with my own "8 Inch Plus #40" and Cat Stevens' "Catch Bull At Four." But it and its seven big-booty precursors have a twist: The asses are actually measured, on camera, with measuring tape! Not only that, but Claire Dames' own ass nearly busts out of her jeans as if controlled by tiny ass motors. More »
  • #popshots

    Porn Lesbians Caught in the Act!

    When presented a picture like this (especially if you yourself have taken it), it is reasonable to conclude, as a male, that women do not do this sort of thing unless there is a camera pointed at them. Sneak in on your female squeeze and her hot chiropodist/Unitarian minister/sassy girlfriend and see if I'm not right... I'll wait while you do it... See? They were drinking tea in the nude, right? Right? None of that tongue stuff. Thanks to Claire Dames and Kylee Reese for clearing that up. More »
  • #thehorror

    Caroline Pierce Catches Sperm Madness: "Night of the Giving Head"

    Because we want your Halloween party to have a different flavor than your Election Night party, Fleshbot will be presenting its ungainly backlog of horror porn over the next week to whet your appetite for porn zombies, porn warlocks, and the inevitable porn vampires (in fact, it's almost exclusively porn vampires). To start us off, witness Caroline Pierce's Boobs-Beyond-the-Grave in Rodney Moore's delightful "Night of the Giving Head." More »
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