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    Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more »
    Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more »
    witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more »
    tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more »
    Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more »
    thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more »
    Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more »
    sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more »
    Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more »
  • #dvd

    Just Wild About Hairy: "Brazen And Unshaven"

    It wasn't too long ago that all sexy women were unshaven, so it is especially important for a title like this that these women also be brazen. Because if you read Cosmo, you know that Hairy Ladies Need An Edge. More »
  • #hardcore

    “Slutty & Sluttier 9” Is One Cure For Existential Angst

    At long last the weekend is here, drawing a long and tedious week to a glorious close. We've saved the best—courtesy of Manuel Ferrara and Evil Angel—for Friday. You're going to like this, trust us. More »
  • #celebrityskin

    Cindy Crawford Fulfills Adolescent Fantasies Everywhere

    We couldn't begin to guess how a picture of Cindy Crawford, naked and covered in shaving cream, is supposed to send a message about proper skincare—but that's probably why we're not editors at Allure magazine. More »
  • #topless

    In The Future, Everyone Will Be Topless For Fifteen Minutes: Fleshbot's Hottest Celebrity Nipplewatch Moments

    The powers that be may have declared going topless to be so last season, but as far as we (and, apparently, the Raelians) are concerned it'll never go out of style. In a salute to the women who aren't afraid to take their tops off for their adoring public—whether they know their adoring public is looking or not—we've rounded up some of our favorite celebrity nipple sightings. Consider our way of protesting—because when famous boobs call, who can't help but listen? More »
  • #cindycrawford

    Cindy Crawford Reminds Us Of Something (Hint: Her Nipples)

    Cindy Crawford may be "retired" or whatever it is supermodels do when they stop walking down runways and just spend all of their time hanging out on yachts with their swimsuit tops off so that the paparazzi can take pictures of them, which is kind of like modeling in its own way, but ... wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah—we still want to see Cindy Crawford naked. Old habits die hard. More »
  • #dvdreview

    Blame It On The "Rain": Intermittent Squirting Ahead

    In our private correspondence, you have often told me that squirting has a certain "majesty." "It seems like they're giving back," you said. In performer/director John E. Depth's "I Make It Rain," in which he plays a sex therapist to Charley Chase, the countertransference begins almost immediately—but one must look very closely to find the squirting. More »
  • #dvdreview

    Medical Curiosities: "Dr. Probe's Lab Of Perversion"

    Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: "Any tenderness? Pressure?" The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named "Dr. Probe." More »
  • #babes

    What is Cindy Crawford running from? If it's old age, it hasn't caught up to her yet ... but keep moving! (hollywoodtuna.com)
  • #regrets

    Note to celebrity autograph seekers: Don't ask Cindy Crawford to sign her naked Playboy pictures, because apparently she really doesn't like that. Of course, we'd be happy to sign any porn mag you've got lying around as long as you give us a few minutes to browse through the pages first. (sfgate.com)
  • #bringbackthe90s

    Superpervy photographer (we mean that in a good way) Terry Richardson does Cindy Crawford for GQ magazine. Well, he didn't actually "do" her ... we think. If so, all our favorite adolescent fantasies just went up in smoke. (style.com)
  • #babesoftheclintonadministration

    Celebrity NippleWatch™: Cindy Crawford Makes Us Feel Young Again

    ven though she's pretty much retired from the supermodel game, we'll always have a place in our heart for Cindy Crawford. We hope we're not showing our age lines to say that she rose to the top of her game at just about the same time we were discovering these strange new changes in our own selves. Her Sports Illustrated swimsuit photos, her lingerie photos, and that poster everyone had on their bedroom wall helped us survive those horny, awkward times. We even paid to see "Fair Game" for cryin' out loud. Well, we're both a little older and a little wiser, but thankfully one of us is still willing to lounge around on a yacht without a shirt on in order to get that all over tan. One of us is also aging much better, but we'll let you guess which one that is. Now if we could just get Winona Ryder to lose a button our mid-90s nipple nostalgia trifecta will be complete. More »