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Horny Holidays: Top Ten Amateur Christmas Sex Videos

Kate Kant — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

What's that present hiding underneath the Christmas tree? Could it be a sexy new toy from Santa? And a skanky little dress? Oh, and a video camera? Sounds like a very Fleshbot-y Christmas.

Take it from the couples (and solo acts) in these videos—even if a lot of us don't celebrate Christmas, we still love to embrace the time allotted for spending with that special someone...by fucking their brains out.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

A Sexy Christmas Gift Wrapped in Red Ribbon (xtube.com)

what jews do on christmas (xtube.com)

My X-mas 3way! (xtube.com)

christmas morning fun (xtube.com)

my xmas gift (yuvutu.com)

Marry Christmas! (yuvutu.com)

Christmas Webcam Sluts (pornhub.com)

A Big Black Dick for Christmas (pornhub.com)

Close up of me fucking my gf (xtube.com)

Doggystyle Christmas Fuck (megaporn.com)

Santa's Sexy Helpers: Top Ten Sexy Xmas Videos

Kate Kant — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

All we want for Christmas this year is a couple of women in sexy underwear and Santa hats. Is that too much to ask?

We think not: and neither do our new found friends. They may not be dressed for the snow, but they're sure to heat things up indoors this holiday season.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Sweet Teen Wearing Her Sexy Christmas Outfit! (youtube.com)

Sexy Christmas Outfits! (youtube.com)

David Lachapelle Sexy Christmas ad for Boots (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa Girl's! (youtube.com)

Victoria Secrets Sexy Christmas (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa's Helpers (youtube.com)

Anita Dark's Christmas Video (youtube.com)

Sexy Santa 2008 (youtube.com)

Bikini Christmas (youtube.com)

Natasha Yi Christmas Video! (youtube.com)

We See Kleio Kissing Santa Claus

Ottimo Massimo — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

Santa likes it when people leave tasty treats for him on Christmas night, but if you really want to get on his Nice List, remember to leave him a half-naked altporn girl by the fire.

Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel offers this festive porn in the grand tradition of holiday specials. It's like a Very Special Christmas episode of "House," in which House learns the magic of giving. Except instead of House, it's Joanna Angel. And instead of "giving," it's bondage tape and fake beards.

· A Very Kleio Christmas (burningangel.com)

Getting Into The Christmas Spirit

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:15:00 EST

Joanna Angel (joannaangel.com)

It's A Very Lucy Pinder Christmas

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

Pour yourself a nice glass of eggnog and start cranking the holiday tunes: Lucy Pinder has declared an official start to the Christmas season...and who are we to argue with Lucy Pinder?

· Lucy PInder in Nuts (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Myla Makes Your Holiday Shopping Easier Sexier

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:00:00 EST

There's only eighteen more shopping days until Christmas (and just four until Chanuka!), and so many styles of lingerie to choose from. How are you supposed to find the perfect sexy selection for the lady (or crossdresser) in your life?

Lingerie maker Myla has the answer: their Christmas shopping website offers you a choice of three very eager (and very scantily clad) personal shoppers, each of whom guides you through the selection process with a handful of questions...and then happily models your final selection, to give you an idea of what it'll look like in person.

If only we could get service like this in the store...we'd never shop anywhere else.

· A Present from Myla (apresentfrommyla.com)

You Will Be Visited By The Naked Spirits of Christmas

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST

Here's something even Scrooge can enjoy: gorgeous ladies reading Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" wearing nothing but the obligatory saucy Santa hat.

A few nights ago in Chicago, the Naked Girls Reading group sat down to read the classic tale of ghosts and giving, and they plan to repeat the event every year. Yay for new holiday traditions! You don't have to like Christmas, Santa Claus, or even hot chocolate, but everyone loves the promotion of naked literacy.

·: More photos at Naked Girls Reading: Photo gallery (timeoutny.com)

Your Euro XXXmas Goose: "A Fucking Christmas Dinner"

Gram Ponante — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:00:01 EST

Since I go home for the holidays, Private's team of leggy and melon-scented pornstresses gave me a ballseye view of how they celebrate Christ's birth on the continent - by fucking on the table. It truly is a wonderful life.

You know how when you do your missionary work in countries where they have never seen a Honda or television and they bring you local delicacies that you would never eat but you are doubly touched by the effort? This is how I felt when the gloriously nude Mandy Bright, playing "Mrs. Miller," somehow manifested a cellphone whilst applying jellies to her supple form, called her son while the latter was being blown in a car, and informed him to get home soon because "The Spencers" were coming over.

Their English is awful, but so much better than my Magyar would be, and in a way reduces anyone's go-to gripe about porn acting to nothing; all these people need to do is get from Point A to Point B (Point B being a double-anal creampie delivered within inches of a turkey) and, if some halting English makes these stunning Baltic beauties seem more human, then I have no problem.

I wish only that they would be as indulgent of me when I try to discuss "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" in their native tongue.

Well, the Spencers arrive but the only real eating is out, if you know what I mean. And I think you do. So while there isn't too much dinner in this movie, there sure is a lot of fucking. And that, I think, is the true meaning of Christmas.

· Private (private.com)
· Buy "A Fucking Christmas Dinner" (gamelink.com)

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You Should See How We Decorate Our Tree

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:15:00 EST

Via Fluffy Lychees (fluffylychees.blogspot.com)

Santa Baby: Babes In Santa Suits

Evelyn Leigh — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:00:01 EST

How many ways can you turn a red jumpsuit for an over weight man into a sexy outfit for a babe? An amazing amount actually. Just leave it up to these ladies to show you.

Santa hats, big black boots, long gloves, tights—there's something for everyone to enjoy in the classic Christmas outfit. Of course, some girls may have taken a few liberties in changing up the look—modernizing the suit, eliminating most of the fabric, adding a few female touches here and there—but it's all for the best. Enjoy the babes... and Merry Christmas to you!

Sandy (club-sandy.net)

Scar (scar13.com)

Charlie Lane (classyvixens.com)

Mindy Vega (mindy-vega.net)

Ava Knight (avaknight.com)

Perscilla (iheartbucks.com)

Natalie Sparks (prissypays.com)

Silvia Saint (nastygodcash.com)

Pang (88square.com)

Anya (slickyclits.com)

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Mistletoe For Everyone: Top Ten Christmas Sex Videos

Evelyn Leigh — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 14:00:00 EST

Santa Claus is cumming to town! Sorry, we couldn't resist. If you haven't figured it out from the parties, shopping, and general merry cheer, allow us to clue you in: the holidays are here! Again!

And you know what that means: presents for everyone! Out of time to go shopping... or just out of ideas? Why not go with a little naughty Santa play, as demonstrated by these clips? Spread the holiday cheer by getting out of all those warm clothes, and into your Santa hat. We're sure that no one will be able to resist the red velvet and the white fuzz. Just try to leave out the fat old man part, okay?

Lesbian Christmas surprise

What do you have for me Santa?

Amateur Santa girl sucks a cock

Christmas Present

A very milfy Christmas

Santa takes a break after christmas

Nice Christmas gift

Santa knows how to treat his elves

Kitti Santa Claus

Christmas gift for three blonde babes

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

It's Just What We Wanted!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:15:00 EST

Santa's Little Helpers (zootoday.com)

What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? 69 Days of Christmas Edition

Gram Ponante — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:00:00 EST

"We're stuffing more things than stockings this Christmas," crows the pitch for this release featuring the biteable Tyla Wynn. All right. We'll take that. But you can do better.

Can you come up with a better tag line for a Christmas porn than that? Do what you must: sexualize the Virgin Mary, give Santa a prodigious wang, plague Rudolph with an unseemly discharge, refer to a 69 that never happens, but take back Christmas from the captains of industry and return it to the carnal ice orgy it once was.

(And "Spirit of Christmas Assed" is taken.)

Since you are already bowed under the weight of familial pressure this time of year, we won't ask you to measure up to the Brobdingnagian efforts of last week's winner, but we'd like to see something by St. Stephen's Day. Something, Kevin, OK? We pay all that money for college and you come back looking like this? Oh wait. We're doing it again.

· Anarchy Films (anarchyfilmsdvd.com)
· Buy "Very Creamy Christmas" (gamelink.com)

FHM Makes Lingerie Buying Easier--And Sexier--Than Ever

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:30:01 EST

Buying lingerie is never easy—especially if you can't tell the difference between a cami and a chemise. Thank heavens for FHM's lingerie guide—which, interestingly enough, is just as enjoyable if you're not buying lingerie. (fhmonline.com)

Dusty's Been Very, Very Good This Year

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:45:00 EST

Photo by Driven By Boredom (drivenbyboredom.com)
Model: Dusty (burningangel.com)

Imogen Knows What We Want For Christmas This Year

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 10:30:00 EST

Were you naughty or nice this year? Well, either way, Imogen Thomas is working hard in Santa's workshop to deliver you the best gift of all... boobs!

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· Imogen Thomas Topless - 12/08 (dailypoa.com)

I Saw Stella Fucking Santa Claus

pweasels — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 12:30:01 EST

We don’t know exactly where “Dirty Santa” was filmed, but we want to go there and spend our Christmas vacation lolling about on chaises lounges with Private vixens unwrapping our presents.

Private’s Christmas special features all manner of holiday festivities, every single one of which looks ordeurs des magnitudes more appealing than spending the holidays fending off ancient aunts and boozy uncles, unwrapping socks and braving the highways in Yuletide traffic. We would much rather have Stella Delcroix and her helpful elves fulfilling our holiday wishes, thank you very much.

If that’s the North Pole, then we are an office full of monkey’s uncles, but screw the white Christmas—it might be time for a tropical tradition.

· Privatre Films (www.Private.com)
· Buy "Dirty Santa" (gamelink.com)

Holiday Cheer We Can All Enjoy!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 15:30:01 EST

You know what really gets us into the holiday spirit? A girl in lingerie poledancing to the tune of "Santa Baby." That, and a nice cold glass of eggnog. (youtube.com, via yesbutnobutyes.com)

Here Comes Santa Claus

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:45:00 EST

Via 4U(4u.straightline.jp)

All We Want For Christmas

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 15:45:00 EST

Photo by wesflix (flickr.com, via Violet Blue)