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more about #straight more comments → bmonkey: Uh, wow. Conrad, this is all kinds of awesome; thank you. #bigboobs more » bmonkey: What this model doesn't know is that we've secretly replaced her regular soap with Dove; let's see if she thinks her skin is as soft to the touch as w... more » inverts: I'm still not fucking watching Twilight. #celebrity more » FrancesTheMute: that's a fashion statement I can agree with #adrianalima more » offred: While I'm all in favor of the performers in question, I wonder how someone who was crowned the new Buttwoman can simultaneously be considered Barely L... more » thePrototype: any video with Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas is worth a watch in my book! #jennyhendrix more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: I love how recent years have made it okay that I had a crush on Wednesday from The Addams Family. #christinaricci more » SaumyaJellyfish: I could swear the music in the background was from Space Channel 5. Aside from that. Touched... by the hand of God... New Order has a hand in bras now! more » dirtybacon: Did anyone ever win this? I found out I couldn't make it *frowny face* I hope someone here got in! #events more » Conrad: I'm glad I could help. #bigboobs more » Mazda Eric: i'd also bet large sums of money she's never seen an ep. of BSG or star trek: tng. #amateur more » Mazda Eric: I hate the nerd-chic that is so hip these days. when i was in high school i was chunky, awkward, had thick glasses and wore cheap sneakers because my ... more » Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » -
#dvd
We've Got A Big-Ass Fixation With "Big Ass Fixation 5"
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#dvd
Tristan Taormino's "Rough Sex" Gets Us All Choked Up
This past April, Tristan Taormino and Penny Flame gave us an introduction to rough sex; now Tristan's upped the stakes (and the roughness) with the first installment of her brand new series, "Rough Sex." More » -
#fleshflicks
Kiara Diane Is Heaven On Earth
Heaven must be missing an angel...because Kiara Diane is here on earth, giving Christian XXX the heavenly treatment. Though, come to think of it, we don't know any angels who know how to move like that. More » -
#fleshflicks
Now You Know, And Knowing Is Half The Battle
We at Fleshbot are eternally grateful to Penny Flame for giving the world this instructional video on how to give hand jobs. The skill is a vital part of your sexual résumé. More » -
#hardcore
Three Is The Magic Number In Tristan Taormino's Latest "Expert Guide"
We were a bit skeptical about the idea of an "expert guide" to threesomes. Unlike blowjobs or handjobs, good threesome technique isn't really something you can demonstrate—it's more a learn by doing type of thing.
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#theass
Your Day in Large Asses (er, for America)
I can't pretend that Vivid's "40 Inch Plus #8" is a monumental title. It is not, for example, a "Dirtpipe Milkshakes." For one thing, it is very easily confused with my own "8 Inch Plus #40" and Cat Stevens' "Catch Bull At Four." But it and its seven big-booty precursors have a twist: The asses are actually measured, on camera, with measuring tape! Not only that, but Claire Dames' own ass nearly busts out of her jeans as if controlled by tiny ass motors. More »




