When it comes down to it, you have a choice: you can either have a push-up bra that claws at your boobs and digs into your shoulders, or you can divinely augment the mirth of your bust with the pillowy rapture of our Lord. It's completely your choice.

· Props to Conrad for pointing this out to us, and also to Violet Blue: the "hand of god" bra (tinynibbles.com)

Seriously, 3D porn? Isn't that something that should have been done back in the fifties, when 3D technologically actually seemed like something new and impressive? Is there some reason that people have waited this long to combine the power of porn with the power of 3D technology?

Oh right, there is: nobody wants 3D porn.

· 3D porn to revolutionise industry (livenews.co.au, via Gizmodo)

The crackdown on websites that are "threatening morals by spreading pornography and vulgarity" continues in China, targeting sites like Baidu, Google and Sina.com. TV reports actually showed government officials hauling digital equipment from offices. We're glad we live in the good ole U S of A. Even though our own government may have made us sad for a good, oh, eight years, at least we still have our porn!

Via The Register: Sci/Tech News for the World. (theregister.co.uk)

It all started about a month and a half ago, when a twelve minute long video of "Kappa Girl" (named after her place of employment) made its way onto the internet. The Chinese people were overcome by love (or at least lust-fueled curiosity), rocketing Kappa Girl to fame—fame which only increased as she created a blog to defend herself (and post more sexy pictures). The Kappa store, however, was less than enthralled with their newfound mascot, and chose to fire her from her position; the Chinese police were similarly unimpressed, and threw Kappa Girl in jail when it was determined that she herself was responsible for leaking the video onto the internet (which, remember, is illegal in China).

But wait! There's a silver lining! London-based Harmony Films has taken note of Kappa Girl's plight, and offered the budding starlet her very own contract. Which we're sure she'll jump on... you know, just as soon as she gets out of jail.

And they said no good could come out of a sex tape scandal!

· 'Kappa Girl' fired for sex video (shanghaiist.com)
· 'Kappa Girl' detained by Shanghai police (shanghaiist.com)
· Adult entertainment studio Harmony Films wants to offer 'Kappa Girl' a real job (shanghaiist.com)

So what kind of photos would put the Thai police force on high alert? After the jump, a gallery of some of Xiao Yun's saucier photos. (OK, so they're nothing we'd happen to consider calling out the authorities for. But then, we're not living in Thailand, are we?

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· "Thai police keep a close eye on nude Chinese fundraiser" (earthtimes.org - thanks AJ)

Little did we know until this morning, though, that said photos were part of a larger cache of pics of various Hong Kong celebrities which are the center of a fairly large (and growing) scandal this week, even if reps for some of the celebs in question say that the photos were somehow digitally altered as part of the "irresponsible prank" that led them to be posted on the interweb. So keep in mind as you're peeping them yourself that they're not just some random naked people — in another part of the world, they're famous random naked people. Which makes them a lot more interesting. Right?

· "Update: Edison Chen has sex pictures" (theblemish.com)
·"Leaked Sex Pics Of Edison Chen and Actresses Causes An Arrest And Major Chinese Scandal" (taxidrivermovie.com)
·"Hong Kong police arrest suspect in connection with purported racy star photos" (Yahoo!)