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#pornnovation
Porn Goes 3D!
Over the years, porn has gone through many technical innovations—the internet! HD porn! Mobile porn!—so we're half surprised to learn that it's taken this long to see the launch of 3D porn. More » -
#censorship
China: No Porn For You!
Internet giant Google China issues formal apology for being too slow, in the Chinese government's estimation, to remove all links to porn sites from its search engine. More » -
#scandal
Kappa Girl: China's Very Own Sex Tape Starlet
Xiao Yun may have set some pulses racing with her scantily clad fundraising, but Kappa Girl—the latest sex scandal to emerge from the People's Republic—puts the budding philanthropist to shame with her honest-to-goodness sex tape. More » -
#sextoys
We just found out that next weekend is the fifth annual China Adult-Care Expo—which sounds kinda boring until you realize that "Adult-Care" actually means "sex toys." Who cares about that whole Olympics thing anyway? And anyone have an extra ticket to Shanghai they want to share with us? (shanghaiist.com) -
#inthenews
Xiao Yun's Arousing Fundraising
A few weeks ago we told you the story of a young Chinese woman who started posting scantily clad pictures of herself online to raise money for earthquake relief. Well, it seems that Xiao Yun's charitable work has garnered more attention than she originally intended, or at least a different type of attention: police in Thailand have been monitoring her picture posting (for strictly professional reasons, of course) and it seems they're trying to make sure that none of her charity passes over into Thai web space, where risqué material is strictly verboten. More » -
#babes
A young Chinese woman is posting scantily clad photos of herself online in the hopes of raising money for earthquake relief. We hope she's more successful with her fundraiser than those Spanish moms were... (chinashuo.com + ananova.com) -
#inappropriate
Chinese officials shut down a local lifestyle magazine that published pictures of sexy models in their underwear ... posing in the rubble of the earthquake that has killed over 40,000 people. Even a tentacle porn director was quoted as saying, "Dude, that's just not right." (news24.com, via Gawker) -
#voyeurs
Chinese Surveillance Cameras Serve Up Hot Voyeur Action
In a story ripped fromour hottest secret fantasiesan Orwellian nightmare, surveillance cameras in China were apparently used to spy on young women as they disrobed and walked around their homes naked. We've included the clip as a friendly reminder to our readers: if you live in a big city that has these kinds of cameras scattered about, this could happen to you. Though depending on how much of an exhibitionist you are, maybe that's not such a bad thing after all. More » -
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#video
Shanghai Poon: Kung Fu Fucking
Forget combining porn and video games—we want to see more people combine porn and kung fu movies! Really, it's a natural combination: both porn actors and kung fu stars can get pretty acrobatic with their special moves and fancy abilities, and you wouldn't have to worry about any of that uncanny valley stuff either. Good thing someone did make a porn clip like that. Sometimes, we really do get what we wish for. More » -
#animals
The panda porn apparently didn't work, so animal handlers in China have developed a "sexercise" program to try and get the little guys to get busy. Hey, if they can't get in the mood after watching porn made specifically for them, maybe those bears just want to be left alone and go extinct? (cnn.com) -
#travel
When we try to expense a trip to Hong Kong to check out the red light district our overseers say that we're being oversexed and irresponsible; when our globe trotting brethren at Gridskipper do the same thing it somehow counts as "research". Maybe it's time for one of those horizontal promotions we keep hearing so much about? (gridskipper.com) -
#china
China is very serious about censorship and keeping prurient material out of the hands of it citizens. Those crazy foreigners who are all coming to Beijing this summer for the Olympics, however, can have all the Playboys they want. (machochip.com) -
#scandal
Hong Kong Celebrities Turn Random Sex Pictures Into Major Interweb Scandal
When someone sent us a link to some dirty photos allegedly starring actor Edison Chen earlier this week, we had to admit we weren't really interested — after all, our knowledge of Hong Kong movie stars is pretty limited and besides, how many of you reading this even know who Edison Chen is anyway? (Hint: he appeared in "Grudge 2", which we know you didn't see so don't even lie.) So we figured they pretty much ended up being just photos of some random guy getting a blowjob, and since we see plenty of those around here every day we figured it wasn't exactly newsworthy. More » -
#censorship
China has shut down another "real-time" porn site (which we guess means there was a webcam on it somewhere), thus adding to the 44,000 (!) sites shut down and the 868 people who were arrested last year in their continued internet crackdown. But hey, how about those Olympics? Those should be fun, huh? (sciam.com) -
#china
Despite being the No. 1 search almost everywhere else, "sex" is Googled less frequently in China than "stocks" and other banking terms, which probably has nothing to do with the fact that government censors watch over every internet user like disapproving hound dogs. Nope, nothing to see here. (chinadaily.com.cn) -
#china
China has graciously agreed that any woman caught carrying condoms is not a dirty, dirty whore and will no longer need to be arrested. They may still be whores, but at least they're not as dirty. (inquirer.net) -
#movies
Chinese officials are warning people to not download the uncensored version of Ang Lee's NC-17smutfestdramatic thriller "Lust,Caution," in part because the sexual positions shown in the film are too dangerous to be attempted by mere mortal humans. Oh, so that's how Brokeback Mountain got its name. (reuters.com) -
#wtf
Here's another Chinese-made product you should definitely avoid—plastic hair ties made from recycled condoms. That's used condoms. We hope this is a hoax, because this story is all kinds of WTF? (news.com.au, via theblogblog.net) -
#sperm
Apparently, the Chinese were way ahead of us on that whole strong, healthy sperm thing ... and we're in big trouble. (copyranter.blogspot.com) -
#censorship
Sex sells, but since China decided to ban over 2,000 radio and TV ads because they're too sexy, how is anybody going to make any money? Then again, lead-based toothpaste kind of sell itself, doesn't it? (telegraph.co.uk) -
#censorship
China has banned "sexually provocative sounds" on the radio and television. We'd tell you what our response is to that, but they'd never be able to play it on the air. (reuters.com) -
#photography
Xu Yong's Great Leap Forward
There's probably some serious artistic and/or political meaning behind Xu Yong's photos: maybe the naked woman with the flag is a symbol of China, and the men in suits represent the capitalist forces that she's overcoming, or leading into battle? (Art appreciation was never really our strong suit, to say nothing about politics.) Appreciation of gorgeous naked women, on the other hand ... well, that was practically our major in college. So we're pretty fond of his work and look forward to seeing more sometime, even if we are a little fuzzy on what it's all about and don't understand whether there's supposed to be a serious message involved. But aren't nude models in blonde glamour wigs and high heels a cause we can all rally behind anyway? More » -
#greatleapsforward
Hooters does what 50 years of containment policy and nuclear brinksmanship could not by opening a franchise in Beijing and finally destroying communism for good. Wasn't it Henry Kissinger who said chicken wings are the world's strongest aphrodisiac? (abcnews.go.com) -
#porncauseseverything
Kids in China are hitting puberty faster than ever, mostly because of improved diets and nutrition. Oh ... and porn, of course. Can't forget about the porn. (chinadaily.com.cn) -
#censorship
Aren't these Chinese cartoon characters the cutest little anti-porn government censors you've ever seen? They almost make you feel happy to be living in a hyper-surveilled authoritarian police state! (news.com.com) -
#censorship
China continues its crackdown on porn, "punishing" 348 websites for publishing pornographic novels. If it's anything like the way the "punish" their people (or FDA food standards), those websites probably aren't feeling too good right now. (newsinfo.inquirer.net) -
#rockhardwomen
Are you supposed to sit on these headless naked lady statues or just admire the view? Either way we find them quite relaxing. (spluch.blogspot.com) -
#found
The Shaw Brothers are the undisputed masters of Hong Kong action and exploitation movies, and the posters for their productions are notable for their bold use of color and eye-catching graphic design techniques. Oh, and the fact that their catalogue includes classics like "Adultery, Chinese Style" doesn't hurt either. (shaolinchamber.com, via dadanoias.blogspot.com) -
#censorship
More Flickr Follies: Censors Keep Chinese Bloggers In Check
On second thought, maybe all is not so pink and rosy in Flickrland after all. Or at least not in certain countries where the freedom to look at tits on the internet isn't so universal. Friend o' Fleshbot Xeni Jardin has the latest on Hong Kong blogger Oiwan Lam, who is facing the possibility of a $HK 400,000 fine and a year in jail simply for linking to a topless lady (pictured) on the photo sharing site. The big issue—aside from China's dismal human rights policies—is that Flickr's efforts to corral potentially offensive material may have actually made it easier for officials to target and prosecute Lam. Since parent company Yahoo! is already in hot water for helping put a Chinese journalist behind bars, an American company helping another government oppress its people can't be good for business ... or the people, for that matter. Stay tuned to see how this develops, but it looks like censorship and its "unintended consequences" aren't going to stop causing trouble anytime soon. More » -
#china
We hate to break it to you like this, but ... the internet might have gotten you pregnant. We thought that morning sickness was just some bad sushi we ate. (forbes.com)
