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    Brian47: Fabulous cast for sure - I want to be included in this invasion! :) more »
    MattChance: This new phenomenon of unknown-actress whoredom for profit is pleasing... I once thought that Vanessa Hudgens was good for nothing, but my opinion is ... more »
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    AutonomyBoy: Er... And by Bloodsport I mean Lionheart. more »
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  • #hardcore

    Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day: "Surrender The Booty 3"

    In honor of this most geekiest of interweb holidays, we thought we'd celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day in our own special way by featuring the just-released third installment of Metro's soon-to-be-venerable "Surrender The Booty" series. So what if it's less a knowing nod towards a peculiar buccaneer-obsessed online subculture than director Anton Slayer's semi-blatant ripoff homage to the porn juggernaut that is Digital Playground's "Pirates" phenomenon? We still get to see Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gina Lynn getting boinked while wearing a tricorn hat and striped leggings—and if that's not worth an extra-hearty "Yarrrr!", we don't know what is. (And let's not forget that "Pirates" is itself a pornic riff on a wildly successful Disney franchise, so we shouldn't knock Slayer too much for catering to what seems to be a univeral demand for watching people in eyepatches run around with parrots perched on their shoulders.) More »