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#videogames
MMORPGers Rejoice: Kink.com Launches "3D Kink"
Just when you thought it was safe to play video games again, Kink comes up with something like this. More » -
#videogames
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Offers User-Controlled Boob Bouncing
Videogames have long featured female characters with out of this world proportions, teeny tiny outfits, and—as a natural result—big, bouncing boobs. In Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2, this pattern achieves its natural next step. More » -
#videogames
How The Sims Roll
Sims: They're just like us. They go to strip clubs, pick up chicks, nail them in the bathroom (and outside the club, too!), then regroup and brag about their conquests. It's almost like looking into some crazy CGI mirror. More » -
#websites
Naughty Machinima: The Sexy CGI Tube Site Of Your Dreams
If you've ever found yourself looking at Pornhub and longingly wishing it featured more CGI porn, well, today's your lucky day. Naughy Machinima is just like all our favorite pornotubes... only it's exclusively dedicated to CGI. More » -
#wtf
Fun2Play Rears Its Girl Mauling Head
Hey, remember Fun2Play, that online game that lets you poke, prod, bounce, and brutally murder CGI girls? Well, it's back—this time, as Zoo Weekly's Zoo Dolls. Sigh. We actually had respect for you, Zoo. (zootoday.com) -
#videogamevixens
"Pink Tropics" Makes Your Dreams Of Ashlynn Brooke A (Virtual) Reality
Have you ever dreamed of having your way with consummate hottie and Crush Object Ashlynn Brooke? Um, who hasn't? More » -
#cgi
SL-Pornographers Explore The Sexy Side Of Second Life
We weren't exactly surprised to discover a Flickr group devoted to Second Life porn—naughty behavior seems to be SL's raison d'etre—but we were a little surprised by how hot it was. More » -
#fantasy
The Internet: Where All Your Centaur Sex Dreams Come True
We can't tell you how many times we've woken up and thought, "Man, it would be great to watch a video of a big breasted lady getting gangbanged by some centaurs with twelve-inch cocks." More » -
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#iphone
iGirl: The Sexiest (Apple Approved) iPhone Application
Apple is pretty notorious for keeping the iPhone app store, ahem, family-friendly (regardless of all the other ways porn may sneak onto the device)—but they can't keep everything suggestive out of the store. More » -
#art
If A Naked Girl Is Pixelated, Is She Still Porn?
Like several before him, JeanYves Lemoigne has bucked the trend towards high definition porn, providing us with images of naked girls so low-res, they're pixelized. (mashkulture.net, via Audacia Ray) -
#games
Fun 2 Play: For All Your Boob Jiggling, Girl Killing Needs
Virtual playmates are hardly a new genre—but we have to admit that Fun 2 Play's take on the whole idea is, ahem, a bit unique. Rather than simply sticking to the theme of sexy girls jiggling and bouncing around, the designers have chosen to add in some gameplay features that range from the odd to the slightly off-putting to the downright grotesque. More » -
#videogames
BoneTown: The Video Game With Actual (CGI) Boning
Welcome to BoneTown. Population: you. And a bunch of scantily-clad hot chicks with sex on the brain. Oh, and some agents of The Man, who seem bent on ruining the party for everyone. We'd love to tell you more about the inner workings of the game, but it's PC-only, so we couldn't actually download the demo. Luckily, this lovely BoneTown resident is more than happy to give you the scoop on her hometown (and jump up and down in her bikini, too!). More » -
#websites
Bare Imagery Offers A Curious Erotic Combination
As veteran porn viewers, we've gotten used to developing a taste for some unusual combinations: for instance, we'd never have thought that asses and smoothies would go so well together. But we're still a bit baffled by Bare Imagery. Sure, self shot erotic photos and CGI erotic art (or "selfrotica" and "3r0t1c4," to use the site's nomenclature) are both great genres in and of themselves. But why combine them? Or, perhaps more to the point, why limit yourself to just those two genres? Perhaps we'll have an answer when the site actually launches ... or maybe this is just one of those mysteries that's destined to be unsolved. More » -
#videogames
All Aboard "The Velvet Express"
The Velvet Express is the newest creation from the folks who brought you the erotic gaming classic LoveChess, and while we plan on posting a detailed review soon we couldn't resist pointing you to the screenshots on the game's official site now—especially since they feature what seems to be a sequence from the game where one of its virtual studs fucks a sex doll under the command of his computer-generated dominatrix. Finally, a game that lets us have pretend sex with a simulated partner in a completely virtual environment! We are that much closer to never having to have any sort of real sex with an actual human being again! (game info + preview @ thevelvetexpress.com) -
#simulacra
And speaking of fantasy worlds: it should be obvious by now, but if you build a virtual environment on the interweb the perverts will always come and stake their claim in it sooner or later. Which is to say that although Google may do all it can to keep sex and "sex rooms" out of Lively, we all know it's a losing battle. (avn.com) -
#mysterysmut
Every so often, one of our kind readers will point us to a completely random photo or movie still and ask us to help identify it—and while service is our middle name around these parts, we have to admit that this CGI rendering of a sexy alien reptile attack has us stumped. But fascinated. Anyone out there know what this is from? Inquiring and horny minds want to know! (spynet.ru, via Blogdex.ru) -
#videogames
Beauty 3D: First Person Touch Tries To Brings CGI Sex To Life, Again
If you're bored with those tired old first person shooter games, you might want to have a go at Beauty3D: Naked Covergirl 2.0, which bills itself as the only game with "first person touch". You play Jacky, an erotic photographer stuck on a tropical island with three beautiful models who want nothing more than to strip, model, and dance just for you. (And they say "Metal Gear Solid" is unrealistic?). Thanks to the developers' fancy 3D technology, you'll have the ability to explore every inch of your models and get wild in any position you choose. Sure, you might think you've seen this all before—but unlike traditional adult games which depict you as a disembodied hand, Beauty3d depicts you as a disembodied arm. Go realism! More » -
#legal
Is porn still porn if it's not real? The FBI can't seem to decide if illegal porn can still be illegal if the images are computer generated. Well, we don't know about legal, but if you can jerk off to it then our standards have pretty much been met. (10zenmonkeys.com; image via) -
#videogames
Since it's all about the porny videogame action around here this week, we were all ready to say something about how this recent review of "Virtually Jenna" was at least three years too late until we kept reading and found out that its developers won't be officially finished with the game until 2010. Virtually or otherwise, anyone who's been getting fucked for that long deserves to retire. (villagevoice.com) -
#digitaldeviants
After Hours With Gaby Trautmann And Friends
By day, German artist and graphic designer Gaby Trautmann and her helpmeets Marlis and Siadanea work at a "large newspaper publishing house in Hamburg", but when they're off the clock they collaborate on a sprawling digital art portfolio featuring things which include (but are far from being limited to) naked babes, virtual porn studios, bus stop handjobs, amputee fetishism, giantess fantasies, extreme bondage, erotic torture, dead hookers, blowjob castrations, skeleton fucking, alien sex, and horny robots. More » -
#simulacra
And speaking of love dolls, there's always the 3D computer graphic variety to moon over in case the real life kinds are too realistic your tastes ... even if these particular ones look like CGI Bratz, only naked, sporting giant boobs and male genitalia, and the fact that they're fucking each other. But not to worry: it's clearly stated that "all characters appearing on this site are created to be 18+", which should make you feel a little less creepy about getting turned on by them. (3dlovedolls.com) -
#pornnotporn
Digital Porn Art By Felipe Cama
Brazilian artist Felipe Cama's pixelated porn creations remind us of the days when we used to trawl for smut on a poky 28k modem and more often than not had to settle for drooling over blocky, indistinct images before they were completely downloaded (yes, we were that desperate in the mid 90s)—except many of his images aren't derived from porn pictures at all, but from classic nudes from artists like Van Gogh, Modigliani, and Lucien Freud:Felipe starts his research questioning the porno images that always loaded our digital mail box. How are they produced, spreaded, who consumes it? ... "My work emerges from this images that I receive in my e-mail. Through a special software developed for this purpose I achive the binary code of a jpeg image. From this 1 and 0 sequency, something like the digital DNA I get this constructivists geometry images where you don't know if they came from the porno or the original classics paintings."
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