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#videogames
MMORPGers Rejoice: Kink.com Launches "3D Kink"
Just when you thought it was safe to play video games again, Kink comes up with something like this. More » -
#videogames
Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Offers User-Controlled Boob Bouncing
Videogames have long featured female characters with out of this world proportions, teeny tiny outfits, and—as a natural result—big, bouncing boobs. In Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2, this pattern achieves its natural next step. More » -
#videogames
How The Sims Roll
Sims: They're just like us. They go to strip clubs, pick up chicks, nail them in the bathroom (and outside the club, too!), then regroup and brag about their conquests. It's almost like looking into some crazy CGI mirror. More » -
#websites
Naughty Machinima: The Sexy CGI Tube Site Of Your Dreams
If you've ever found yourself looking at Pornhub and longingly wishing it featured more CGI porn, well, today's your lucky day. Naughy Machinima is just like all our favorite pornotubes... only it's exclusively dedicated to CGI. More » -
#wtf
Fun2Play Rears Its Girl Mauling Head
Hey, remember Fun2Play, that online game that lets you poke, prod, bounce, and brutally murder CGI girls? Well, it's back—this time, as Zoo Weekly's Zoo Dolls. Sigh. We actually had respect for you, Zoo. (zootoday.com) -
#videogamevixens
"Pink Tropics" Makes Your Dreams Of Ashlynn Brooke A (Virtual) Reality
Have you ever dreamed of having your way with consummate hottie and Crush Object Ashlynn Brooke? Um, who hasn't? More » -
#cgi
SL-Pornographers Explore The Sexy Side Of Second Life
We weren't exactly surprised to discover a Flickr group devoted to Second Life porn—naughty behavior seems to be SL's raison d'etre—but we were a little surprised by how hot it was. More » -
#fantasy
The Internet: Where All Your Centaur Sex Dreams Come True
We can't tell you how many times we've woken up and thought, "Man, it would be great to watch a video of a big breasted lady getting gangbanged by some centaurs with twelve-inch cocks." More » -
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#iphone
iGirl: The Sexiest (Apple Approved) iPhone Application
Apple is pretty notorious for keeping the iPhone app store, ahem, family-friendly (regardless of all the other ways porn may sneak onto the device)—but they can't keep everything suggestive out of the store. More » -
#art
If A Naked Girl Is Pixelated, Is She Still Porn?
Like several before him, JeanYves Lemoigne has bucked the trend towards high definition porn, providing us with images of naked girls so low-res, they're pixelized. (mashkulture.net, via Audacia Ray)







