Too Hot For The UK! UlsterTrader's Boobtastic Ad

We admit, we don't know what a nice pair of boobs has to do with buying a used car—but maybe instead of banning the ad, the ASA could have required a brother ad featuring a nice man ass? More »

Too Hot For The UK: American Apparel Crosses The Line

What makes an American Apparel ad too hot for the UK? A little bit of exposed nipple (paired with a somewhat young looking—though totally legal—girl). Nobody tell them about "Barely Legal," okay? (adrants.com)

Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!

YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer. More »

"Matinee" Prevails Over Censorship

Last week, we reported that Jennifer Lyon Bell's "Matinee" had been banned from the Melbourne Underground Film Festival due to sexual content. This week, we're happy to report that, in spite of the ban, "Matinee" still took home an award. More »

Burning Man Says No To Playa Porn

Today's the first day of Burning Man, which would normally mean that early next week, we'd be unable to escape the deluge of photos of the scantily clad residents of Black Rock City. But this year's going to be different. More »

Savita Bhabhi Is Dead, Long Live Savita Bhabhi

It was just over two years ago that we first said hello to Savita Bhabhi, India's first ever pornstar (albeit, one who existed in illustrated form only). Now, alas, her fans must say goodbye to the desperate Indian housewife. More »

Abby Winters Offices Raided By The Cops

On Monday, the Abby Winters offices were raided by the cops, and company founder Garion Hall arrested for making (apparently illegal) porn. See? The Australian government really does hate naked people. (news.com.au)

Kink.com Slammed For Being Kinky

Kink.com is a responsible, tax-paying corporation that works to better the Bay Area community, employing many Bay Area residents. But because they also happen to produce porn, they've been banned from a state-funded training program. More »

Digital Playground Vs. The State Of Maryland

Over the past few months, Digital Playground has organized screenings of "Pirates 2" at college campuses across the country, with remarkably little controversy. Well, until last week. More »

Australian Porn Fans, Rejoice!

Australia's ridiculous plan for a porn filter has finally been shot down (and not just by hackers)— and just in time for Australia to figure out if this really is Sarah Gardiner! (avn.com)

Oh, You Crazy Mainstream Advertisers!

Another day, another skittish advertiser equating arty nudity with hardcore porn. Wait, what's wrong with hardcore porn again? (claytoncubitt.tumblr.com)

It's Hard Out There For A Midwest Teen (Sex Show)

Given how much the world loves sex (and teens!), you'd think that "The Midwest Teen Sex Show" would have an easy, breezy path to success: but you would think wrong. More »

Fight For The Rights Of Erotic Art On eBay!

Well, it seems our friend Dan Lacey is stirring up some controversy—a conservative blogger has discovered the erotic Faithmouse cartoon on eBay, and wants eBay to take it down. Well, we're going to fight back. More »

Gianna Michaels Invades Kid-Friendly Search Engine

Nowadays, porn is everywhere: in the magazines, on the teevee... and all over on the internet. So it's understandable that parents might want to protect their kids—perhaps with a kid-safe search engine like KidRex. More »

Comic Aficianados Fight Ban On "Extreme" Porn

It seems pervs aren't the only ones angry about the UK's recent ban on "extreme" porn: comic book fans are protesting the law, which could restrict their reading material. And their comics, too! (avn.com, thumbnail)

Too Hot For The Superbowl: PETA's Banned Ad

PETA's known for pushing boundaries, what with their radical vegetarian views and edgy use of naked women, but we never thought we'd see them make an ad hot enough to get banned from the Superbowl. More »

China: No Porn For You!

Internet giant Google China issues formal apology for being too slow, in the Chinese government's estimation, to remove all links to porn sites from its search engine. More »

Free Internet Plan Now Includes Free Porn

Good news, everybody! The FCC has revised their plan for a free wireless network that blocks all adult content—they're now pushing for a free wireless network that doesn't block the good stuff. Woohoo! Free porn! More »

No One Likes Porn-Free Internet

Well, what do you know—the FCC has delayed a vote on their to create a free wireless network with absolutely no porn. Apparently some people have a problem with it. (Like, uh, us.) (alleyinsider.com, thumb)

Topless Babes Continue To Infiltrate iPhone Apps

Apple may have kicked topless babe app Wallpaper Universe to the curb, but it seems that topless babes will find a way—most recently through the Joost video app. You just can't keep a topless babe down! (alleyinsider.com)

Porn: 1, Australia: 0

Breaking: Australia's massive porn filter is a stupid idea that's doomed to fail. We could have told you that ourselves, but it sounds way more legit when Ars Technica says it. (arstechnica.com, thumbnail via)

Ning, YouTube Increase Restrictions On Adult Content; Twitter Still Loves Porn

Sad news for social media enthusiasts: both Ning and YouTube have announced new restrictions on adult content, thereby making the internet a vastly more boring place. More »

Pervs Fight Back!

Canada's not the only one with a Sex Party—come Thursday, Australia will have one of its very own, too! And when we say "sex party" we mean a political party dedicated to fighting a stuffy, sex-negative political environment (and, specifically, that nasty little porn filter), not, you know, a nationwide orgy. Though if the Australian Sex Party gets its way, who knows? Australia's got room for more than one sex party, after all. (google.com via nerve.com; thumbnail via Ask Jolene)

Australia Continues To Fight The Menace Of Internet Porn

Australia's attempt to block all internet porn from entering its borders keeps marching on. In the filter's current incarnation, over 10,000 sites would be blocked, with no way to completely opt out of the filter. So the next time some Aussie pop star sheds her top, no one will know. Well, no one in Australia, at least. (avn.com)

Flying somewhere? You should probably check and find out if your airline is blocking adult content on their wi-fi service. Fortunately, MSNBC has put together a helpful guide to airline wi-fi filtering. If Fleshbot is the only thing that'll get you through a four hour flight, you'd better fly Virgin America. (msnbc.com, via Gizmodo)

The good news: the FCC has approved a proposal for nationwide, free broadband internet. The bad news: that internet would have to be porn and obscenity-free. Um, what's the point, then? (avn.com)

But What About The Grownups?

The Swiss government is working hard to protect children from the evils of pornography... by banning pornography on all mobile devices. Why is a general ban necessary? Why, because if anyone's allowed to get mobile porn, those crafty teenagers will find a way to get their hands on it! Sound logic all around—until, of course, you get that urge to watch "Rim Meine Gähnen" on your mobile. (swissinfo.ch)

According to this press release masquerading as a "news" report, employers are reportedly worried about the so-called "porn modes" in the latest version of Internet Explorer and Google's Chrome browser. We're not sure what all the fuss is about, though — after all, we spend our whole work day looking at porn, and it just makes us more productive! (marketwatch.com)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "This Picture Is Censored"

This dirty old man would really like to show you some filth. But first, he wants to tell you about it and then maybe provide a history lesson about obscenity laws in the United States from 1921 up to and including 1965. When you're giving a lecture, it's important to provide examples and demonstrations to prove your point. It helps to make your arguments clear and also keeps your audience from falling asleep. Sure, you could just dispense with the talking all together, but then who would get to admire your mustache?

· "Censored" (1965) (imdb.com) More »

Now that all the airlines are looking to add in-flight internet service, the biggest question on everyone's mind is, of course, who is going to be responsible for telling the guy in 18-B to turn down the volume on "Cum Fart Tsumani". Although it could give a whole new meaning to the concept of a "red eye" flight. (foxnews.com)

Warning: Boobs Ahead. Do You Understand And Wish To Continue?

Those of you who have spent any time on the interweb searching for smut have surely run across the warning that accompanies any Blogspot blog that someone somewhere has deemed "objectionable." Of course, Google would never actually "censor" content on their free web hosting service—they just put up a giant sign post blocking you from the site you're trying to reach, and imply that you must be some sort of twisted perv for even wanting to see it. But if you're okay with that you can go ahead and click through, you big freak. We could write a book about the silliness of that system, but we much prefer this more subtle form of protest: the "I Understand And I Wish To Continue" Award. It's given out by one Blogspot blog to others that have been thrown behind that great beige wall because their erotic content is too hot for sensitive eyes. It almost makes us wish we were on Blogspot too so that we might be eligible to win one. (Almost, that is. We're sure you understand.) More »

Some Congresspersons displaying a not very firm grasp of technology are pushing for an alternative internet that is completely free—and also devoid of porn. You might as well ask for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that is also free of peanut butter, because what would be the point? (xbiz.com)

It was a bad weekend for fans of government intervention, as California's "porn tax" bill goes down in committee and Turkey gives up on their porn registration plan. You may continue to fap in peace. (xbiz.com + hurriyet.com.tr)

Turkey's ruling party is planning a new law that requires everyone who buys porn to sign for and register their purchase with the government, as if they were buying a gun or a car. Also, anyone under 18 would not be allowed in an internet cafe or a night club. Of course, the party itself was this close to being declared illegal and disbanded by Turkey's courts, so it sounds like they have their own issues to deal with. (hurriyet.com + newstatesman.com)

Sri Lanka has banned internet porn—which means we have had no choice but to put our Top Ten Sri Lankan Booty Babes post on hold indefinitely. Hey, we can play hardball too.(inquirer.net)

Apparently even porn-hating conservative types have to admit that the Child Online Protection Act is pretty stupid: after all, it's never been enforced, it's never going to be enforced, and it's clearly unconstitutional. So maybe we should stop wasting everyone's time by arguing about it and (gasp!) police ourselves? That's just crazy enough to work! (heraldextra.com)

The 3rd U.S. Circurt Court of Appeals has upheld last year's lower court ruling that declared the Child Online Protection Act unconstitutional. That doesn't mean they hate children, just that Congress isn't very good at censoring porn from the internet ... for now. (wired.com; Penny Flame's dramatization of what could have been, via AskJolene)

Vanishd: A New Way To Watch Porn At Work

Do you need a way to watch porn (or, hell, surf any non-work related website) in the office without getting caught? Do you enjoy watching your porn through a teeny peephole, for that added voyeuristic effect? Like all good Web 2.0 apps, Vanishd lacks a key vowel, but it is also a fancy website that hides your naughty browsing behind another web page, which just may be what you're looking for. We find the interface a little annoying, frankly—but you know what else is annoying? Listening to your boss complain about all the porn you watch at work. Check out a video demonstration of Vanishd after the jump. More »

How can we bring troops home from Iraq faster? Apparently, we just need to send them all porn, because that will get them kicked out of the country. Seems like an unusual strategy, but it's just crazy enough to work. (bostonmagazine.com)