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more about #straight otko: I've seen #8 about 783923 times and it never gets old. It's priceless. Thank you Fleshbot. more » otko: Great list. Amateurs are the best in my book more » otko: That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. I could see this being the next big thing in porn, except for the whole STD testing process. That stuff can'... more » otko: When this first came out on VHS, I would rewind and rewind and rewind that part. I wish she'd start doing actual porn films. That would make my year. more » otko: Damn, that was fucking hot. I thought it was going to be plain, but man. Xena's a fox too. When did that happen? more » squeezyface: I'd hose her. more » riffleraffle: Fluffing: An ancient tradition. more » Mazda Eric: oh the wonders of photoshop more » hodayathink has not forgotten about the 70s RnB: Quite possibly Jessica Alba's hottest movie. Whoops, almost forgot about Sin City. more » Brahma: It obviously didn't show as much nudity as this clip, but in the 2001 movie "Life as a House", Malone plays a character named Alyssa, and has a shower... more » FrancesTheMute: and yet another super sexy 40+ yr old woman! more » squeezyface: Definitely meat curtains. more » stradric: That's still a pretty hot scene. She's got a nice little rump on her don't she? more » Shnyzx: Good to see she finally decided to start eating again more » justingeist: I'm really sick of girls with nice natural tits getting ugly implants. That is so 1990s. more » bmonkey: She would make a snowy morning much better, yes... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Front to back, loved it. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Gash is vaginal slang we don't use enough on this side of the pond. Outside of early century Buddyhead.com, in fact, I can count on one hand the numbe... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Needs more paddling. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: & I thought the porn-scene font I used to screen "MAF54, where are you?" to a tee-shirt in late '06 was cool.... more » -
#hardcore
"Jana Cova's Juice" Does Our Bodies Good
On humid summer mornings, as the sun beats a scorching path to the middle of the sky, we like to rise and drink a tall, freshly squeezed glass of "Jana Cova's Juice" to really get our day going. More » -
#hardcore
Sasha Grey Slays Us In “Secretary's Day 3”
Though the fate of the free world's economy hangs in the balance, we still feel confident in saying that some things will never change—for instance, people wanting to screw their secretary or Sasha Grey. More » -
#dvd
If These Balls Could Talk: Janas Cova And Jordan in "Nymphetamine"
Michael Ninn has returned, and even though his comeback movie "Nymphetamine" appears to have been shot on the set of a cosmetics commercial, there is nary a monobrow or varicose vein to be seen. -
#hardcore
Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day: "Surrender The Booty 3"
In honor of this most geekiest of interweb holidays, we thought we'd celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day in our own special way by featuring the just-released third installment of Metro's soon-to-be-venerable "Surrender The Booty" series. So what if it's less a knowing nod towards a peculiar buccaneer-obsessed online subculture than director Anton Slayer's semi-blatantripoffhomage to the porn juggernaut that is Digital Playground's "Pirates" phenomenon? We still get to see Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gina Lynn getting boinked while wearing a tricorn hat and striped leggings—and if that's not worth an extra-hearty "Yarrrr!", we don't know what is. (And let's not forget that "Pirates" is itself a pornic riff on a wildly successful Disney franchise, so we shouldn't knock Slayer too much for catering to what seems to be a univeral demand for watching people in eyepatches run around with parrots perched on their shoulders.) More »
