• more about #straight
    Mr.Gawn: ya know.. ive never thought of that XXXmas pun... i do think its funny to say "Planet XXX" but the Ho thing, since Ludacris, WAY over done more »
    cand86: What a pretty dress. Pretty girl in general, actually. more »
    Dethzilla: I like how you guys say that like she's not already in the sexy club. Holy shiznit. more »
    countz3r0: damn on the Starz site they describe Lawless' character as "sexually voracious". methinks that = lots of xena nudity. FTW. more »
    Brian47: She is always such a cutie, I am glad I got to meet and chat with her this year at Erotica LA! more »
    offred: While I give mad props to Beaker for his haikus, we need to step it up and provide a bit of competition. In that spirit, I present my recipe for well-... more »
    Sven.T.Sexgore: Yep either the gusset of the pantyhose or panties. Either that or she has verrry interesting labia. more »
    Badmofo: Downloadlinks for the videos would be nice. And not just because they are not playing properly. more »
    bmonkey: Portrait of japanese go-go dancer, after work... more »
    bmonkey: I imagine Santa might be reluctant to leave Aria underneath anyone's tree, but his own. more »
    FrancesTheMute: I agree, those look like panties to me more »
    whosthatpussy: Is it too late to add this to my Christmas list? lol more »
    whosthatpussy: That's the kind of scary movie I might actually enjoy watching! more »
    MalzyWheels: Love stockings like that... more »
    MalzyWheels: I say panties: what I see doesn't seem to be following any curvatures, and I think lady parts would. more »
    Rodrigo Lupatini: This is a hot girl of a TV program here in Brazil. Brazilian woman is very hot. Look at that beautiful ass she has. And his friends too. [www.yo... more »
    inverts: And here I thought the Marilyn Monroe Redux was her "topless swan song" according to her publicist. I'm not exactly complaining, but I still prefer th... more »
    FrankN.Stein: my favorite things as well - and that is a very good film about both of them indeed. more »
    heterophobic: Second only to Kelly Brook in the hot busty actress category. Never knew this existed. Thanks! more »
    heterophobic: Why does the guy have to be old and ugly? /sigh more »
  • #hardcore

    "Jana Cova's Juice" Does Our Bodies Good

    On humid summer mornings, as the sun beats a scorching path to the middle of the sky, we like to rise and drink a tall, freshly squeezed glass of "Jana Cova's Juice" to really get our day going. More »
  • #hardcore

    Sasha Grey Slays Us In “Secretary's Day 3”

    Though the fate of the free world's economy hangs in the balance, we still feel confident in saying that some things will never change—for instance, people wanting to screw their secretary or Sasha Grey. More »
  • #dvd

    If These Balls Could Talk: Janas Cova And Jordan in "Nymphetamine"

    Michael Ninn has returned, and even though his comeback movie "Nymphetamine" appears to have been shot on the set of a cosmetics commercial, there is nary a monobrow or varicose vein to be seen.
  • #hardcore

    Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day: "Surrender The Booty 3"

    In honor of this most geekiest of interweb holidays, we thought we'd celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day in our own special way by featuring the just-released third installment of Metro's soon-to-be-venerable "Surrender The Booty" series. So what if it's less a knowing nod towards a peculiar buccaneer-obsessed online subculture than director Anton Slayer's semi-blatant ripoff homage to the porn juggernaut that is Digital Playground's "Pirates" phenomenon? We still get to see Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gina Lynn getting boinked while wearing a tricorn hat and striped leggings—and if that's not worth an extra-hearty "Yarrrr!", we don't know what is. (And let's not forget that "Pirates" is itself a pornic riff on a wildly successful Disney franchise, so we shouldn't knock Slayer too much for catering to what seems to be a univeral demand for watching people in eyepatches run around with parrots perched on their shoulders.) More »