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    Epiphora: You luuuuuuucky lady. Awesome video. #belladonna more »
    Epiphora: How could you not mention that picture of James Deen in emo glasses? Ohmygod. #kimberlykane more »
    Epiphora: I can't get over how cool this thing looks. I really want one, and I normally don't care much for Jimmyjane's stuff. #maritalaidtestkitchen more »
    fragile: tie me up tie me down #babelogs more »
    Ayleron: OMG, her cuteness is to die for. :) #babelogs more »
    Mazda Eric: hell, if caffeine is good for your nut my little babies are batting 1000 - recently cut DOWN to 4-5 cups a day. #amateur more »
    Mazda Eric: I mean, could they at least TRY to come up with a better title? :P #europorn more »
    Beaker: After a long and deliberate consideration (that means lots and lots of staring at this photo) I'd say that's definitely a woman, and not a kid :-) #babes more »
    fragile: So how do I explain a burn on my glans (from hot coffee) to the doctor in the emergency room? fucked to fast and to furious? #amateur more »
    Pinkie: After spending an hour having phone sex with an old girlfriend in another town, she suggested I drive up the next day. So I drove three hours for a b... more »
    FrankN.Stein: isn't it amazing - whenever a celerity shows up who's so at ease with being naked, you don't have to look it up - you KNOW she's not American... (look... more »
    SexyHard: Read the one below first: In the same club a fine buxom slut For ten guys was strutting her stuff I whispered my pleas She smiled, the tease Then on ... more »
    SexyHard: In an old New York sex club, the Vault We planned an amphibious assault I licked her sweet cunt They fondled her front 'Til she stood up and asked us ... more »
    offred: Is that old Yorick keeping watch on the shelf? (I do have to say that for all the libraries, academic and otherwise, and all the professor's offices t... more »
    Prof_Derzshowitz: Seriously though, this stuff does look pretty fucking amazing. #missystone more »
  • #hardcore

    "Jana Cova's Juice" Does Our Bodies Good

    On humid summer mornings, as the sun beats a scorching path to the middle of the sky, we like to rise and drink a tall, freshly squeezed glass of "Jana Cova's Juice" to really get our day going. More »
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    Sasha Grey Slays Us In “Secretary's Day 3”

    Though the fate of the free world's economy hangs in the balance, we still feel confident in saying that some things will never change—for instance, people wanting to screw their secretary or Sasha Grey. More »
  • #dvd

    If These Balls Could Talk: Janas Cova And Jordan in "Nymphetamine"

    Michael Ninn has returned, and even though his comeback movie "Nymphetamine" appears to have been shot on the set of a cosmetics commercial, there is nary a monobrow or varicose vein to be seen.
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    Happy Fuck Like A Pirate Day: "Surrender The Booty 3"

    In honor of this most geekiest of interweb holidays, we thought we'd celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day in our own special way by featuring the just-released third installment of Metro's soon-to-be-venerable "Surrender The Booty" series. So what if it's less a knowing nod towards a peculiar buccaneer-obsessed online subculture than director Anton Slayer's semi-blatant ripoff homage to the porn juggernaut that is Digital Playground's "Pirates" phenomenon? We still get to see Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gina Lynn getting boinked while wearing a tricorn hat and striped leggings—and if that's not worth an extra-hearty "Yarrrr!", we don't know what is. (And let's not forget that "Pirates" is itself a pornic riff on a wildly successful Disney franchise, so we shouldn't knock Slayer too much for catering to what seems to be a univeral demand for watching people in eyepatches run around with parrots perched on their shoulders.) More »
  • #dazedandconfused

    Naked Girls Smoking Weed: The Book