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#celebritynipplewatch
Britney Go Braless
Given the endless (over)exposure Britney Spears has received from the media, we'd started to think that we knew everything there was to know about the popstar-turned-mom. But you know what? We still didn't know that she doesn't like wearing bras. More » -
#celebrityskin
Britney Spears, (Kinda) Topless!
Finally, after years of waiting, we get to see Britney Spears topless. And true, the pictures are two years old (probably for the best) and her nipples are tastefully covered in paint, but hey—Britney! Topless (kinda)! More »
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#celebritygossip
She Hasn't Shaved Her Head Lately, But Now Britney's Tits Are Shrinking??
Socialitelife.com just noticed that Brit's tits are getting smaller. More » -
#britneyspears
Britney Spears And Tasteful Nudity, Together Again
Hey, remember Britney Spears? Wasn't it fun all those years ago when she was crazy and showing her ladyparts to everyone? Those were good times, but it's over now and she's back to serious music making business. Also known as "rolling around naked in music videos" business. You have to look really hard to find the part of this clip that "may not be suitable for minors," but underneath all the wigs and dancing, there's our girl sexing it up again, the right way. And also, we think, providing a timely and incisive commentary about the shallow greed of America's broken investment culture. Is there anything she can't do? More » -
#sextape
Britney Spears Still Doesn't Have A Sex Tape (That We've Seen)
The latest alleged Britney Spears sex tape that the media has been all in a tizzy about? Yeah, turns out it's all a hoax. Good thing we didn't get our hopes up about that one! (starmagazine.com) -
#celebritybikiniwatch
More Girls Of Summer: Top Ten Celebrity Bikini Watch Moments
As Labor Day Weekend quickly approaches, so too does the end of summer — and with it, the end of bikini season. (Unless you're in the Southern Hemisphere or one of those perpetually warm climates, in which case we're totally jealous). As we say goodbye to warm weather and scantily clad beach babes, we'd like to offer up a salute to the some of our favorite girls of summer. Won't you relive some of our favorite celebrity bikini memories with us after the jump? After all: summer doesn't have to end until you want it to. More » -
#babes
Britney Spears Enjoys A Nice Bikini (Again)
A lot has changed since we first met Britney Spears. The former teen starlet has morphed into a MILF, shown the world her ladyparts, and gone through more hair style changes than we can remember. But over the years, one thing has remained constant: the girl looks great in a bikini. She kind of has to, since no matter what the occasion it seems she's always wearing one. And we love to check her out. (Okay, so that's two things). See the gallery below. More » -
#celebrity
Who's That Girl?: The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals That Weren't
Everyone loves celebrity sex stories; we probably wouldn't be in business if they didn't. But one problem with amateur handheld night-vision camera phone pornography is that it's often difficult to identify the participants. Of course, that also makes it easy to dupe a public eager for juicy gossip into thinking that you fucked a movie star. The more immediate problem for us is that whenever one of these sexy stories "leaks" people turn to us to pass an informed judgment on its veracity—and most of the time, we're just as confused as everyone else: we do pride ourselves on our ability to spot a good fake, but even we get it wrong sometimes. (And that's the most shocking fact of all!) So join us as we take a look back at some incredibly scandalous true-life celebrity shenanigans that turned out to be not-so-true after all ... and even one that was. More » -
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#boring
Remember when a grainy handheld video of Britney Spears' boob falling out of her bra would have occassioned cheeky "Oops, she did it again!" headlines and feverish masturbatory fantasies everywhere? Nowaways, though, it's just a really crappy video of Britney Spears' boob falling out of her bra. So forget we even mentioned anything in the first place. (hollywoodtuna.com) -
#britneysdownwardspiral
A source close to a source (okay, a blog) tells us the super-sekrit news that stalkerazzi and Brit-boinker Adnan Ghalib is shopping around nude Britney photos. Except the problem is, no one's buying—whether due to poor photo quality or poor Britney quality, no one knows. (thesuperficial.com) -
#yearinreview
Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007: Famous People Get Naked Too
Lists make excellent fodder for easy end-of-the-year posts, in much the same way that a celebrity nipple or embarrassing bikini malfunctions makes for easy rest-of-the-year posts. (You don't know what it's like sitting around on a slow news day begging for someone like Sharon Stone to forget her sense of decency for a moment until you've walked a mile in our shoes.) But if famous people didn't periodically lose their minds and do something naughty, all of our lives would be a lot less boring. It's true that some of the folks on this list of our favorite celebrity moments of 2007 have even been know to make movies or albums on occasion, but generally those aren't nearly as entertaining. More » -
#gossip
Britney Spears is having her body replaced with a double for a photo shoot with Blender magazine ... which kind of defeats the whole purpose of hiring Britney, doesn't it? We don't think it's because she's gained weight; it probably has to do with the fact that she can't sit still for more than 30 seconds without exposing herself. (stuff.co.nz) -
#celebrity
What is it about porn shops that makes celebrities act (even more like) like spoiled brats? First there was Paris Hilton's temper tantrum, now Britney Spears throwing a fit and shoplifting after being told she couldn't try on a pair of "Barely Legal" booty shorts. We know they're cute and all, but this is a little ridiculous. (thesuperficial.com) -
#gossip
According to gossip hounds, Britney Spears has a secret sex room in her house, "filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs," plus a closet full of kinky costumes. She might also be breeding again, so we guess it's working. (nydailynews.com) -
#britneyspearsdownwardspiral
We're really not sure why anyone would even bother posting yet another shot of Britney Spears' vag at this point—including us. So just forget you're reading this and skip to the next post already, OK? (egotastic.com) -
#dontcallitacomeback
Defamer looks at Britney Spears' crotch-grabbing, pole-dancer-festoon'd performance at the MTV Video Music Awards last night and finds it as pathetic as everyone else did despite all that crotch grabbing and pole dancing: "There was just Britney, looking as though a handler had narcotized her to the point where she could be convinced to put on an outfit tailored for her 2001-era body and take to the stage with only the vaguest idea of her act's choreography." Um, at least her boobs looked good? (Defamer + CNN) -
#bootyalert
In this week's breaking ass news, Vida Guerra's is still hot, while Britney Spears seems to be having some issues with hers. There, now you're all caught up. (drunkenstepfather.com)
