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more about #straight more comments → FrankN.Stein: who needs a basket anyway? she's got all we need for a picnic with her. more » heterophobic: #7 is one of my favorite videos of all time. Those tits are just a work of art. more » heterophobic: Wow, great ones! more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Fittingly, the hog she services is much more a Bell burrito than a Qdoba. #yesiambraggingonmine Oh, & all Gawker posts about ghost-riding should incl... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 12.oo pm settles it. Porn films need to come with bloopers reel. If they're good enough for Santa Clause 3, they're good enough for porn. Even if Tim ... more » bmonkey: Just a lovely shot...why would you want to spoil it with a basket? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I know it would seem convenient that I am, as ever, the contrarian, but to say a large mammary excites me more than another, smaller tit, would be dis... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Eva reminds of Juliette Frette, here. Never a bad thing, to my mind. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da. Go, go, Gadget Dick. /slim shady'd //fuck I'm old, that was out eleven years ago more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Spend a fortnite with these November birthday starlets..." more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: & they all are better actors than Helena Bonham Carter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: This video has been removed by the user Obviously, s/he does not like champagne. /bigger //blacker more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Roger Ebert has advised, "If only The Brown Bunny would have been done like this". more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If Shat were good enough for BurningAngel v.2.0beta (or some such), surely Levi would be as well, even as BA is on v.4.0. So, Commandress, make it hap... more » SexyHard: This one doesn't scan as a limerick: To the big titty porn star Gianna, Now listen up babe, 'cause I'm gonna Slide my cock through those udders ... more » -
#babes
Bar Refaeli's Heart Stopping Beauty
Bar Refaeli could be cleaning toilets or mucking about in pig slop—we'd still be drawn to her with an unholy fascination. So when she's actually trying to be sexy, posing in cute lingerie...well, the attraction's almost unbearable. More »
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#celebritynipplewatch
Wherever Bai Ling Goes, Her Nipples Follow
Or is it that Bai Ling's nipples are leading the way, and she's just along for the ride? That would explain their uncanny visibility...and how they've ended up more famous than even Bai Ling herself. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
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Hayden Panettiere Gets Soaked
We're pretty sure that this video portrait features Hayden Panettiere getting doused with a bubbly spray of champagne. But can you blame us if the visual sends our imagination running towards slightly less chaste scenarios? (youtube.com, via hollywoodtuna.com) -
#celebrityskin
Helena Christensen Has (Still) Got It Going On
Helena Christensen is about to turn forty-one—and she still looks phenomenal naked. We're not sure what kind of voodoo has kept her in such amazing shape, but we'd very much like to start receiving her newsletter. (fashioncopious.typepad.com) -
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Claire Danes Adopts A Policy Of Transparency
What has Claire Danes been up to lately? Honestly, we have no idea. But fortunately for us, the adorable actress has decided to be more transparent about her career plans—and by career plans, we mean outfits. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
#interviews
Learn The Peaceful Philosophies Of Shauna Sand
Shauna Sand is comfortable with her body, speaks French with ease, and is coping with the shock of having her most intimate moments open to the public. As we learned in this interview, she embraces all challenges and difficulties. More » -
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Cheryl Burke Is Strictly Seethrough
Cheryl Burke has danced her way to victory not once, but twice, on "Dancing with the Stars"—and while that's nice and all, we've got other reasons for wanting to be her dance partner. Prurient reasons. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
#sextapes
Alleged Carmen Electra Sex Tape Preview Hits The Internet
Like (almost) all celebrities these days, Carmen Electra supposedly has a sex tape—of which this leaked footage is allegedly a preview. More » -
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V For Very Naked: Dree Hemingway In The Pages Of V Magazine
Well, what have we here? We'reshockedmildly surprisedcompletely unsurprised to see the lovely Dree Hemingway topless in the pages of V Magazine. Hey, V likes beautiful naked celebrities...and Dree likes nudity. It's a match made in heaven! More » -
#upskirt
What Color Are Your Panties, Geri Halliwell?
We may not know whether (not-so) Ginger Spice is a natural redhead—but at least we now have the answer to another, equally pressing question: what sort of panties does Geri Halliwell don every day? More » -
#celebrity
Blake Lively Gives Us Something To Gossip About
Specifically, her cleavage, which was in full force at the premiere of "The Private Lives of Pippa Lee." But hey: a sexy movie deserves to be celebrated with a sexy outfit, right? (egotastic.com) -
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Noot Seear Is Barely (A) Public (Figure), And Barely Private
Add one more name to the list of gorgeous ladies unveiled in Sante D'Orazio's Barely Private. This is Noot Seear, who you may recognize from her role in "Twilight: New Moon." (Or, more likely, not.) (nudography.com) -
#upskirt
What Color Are Your Panties, Beyonce?
What do we have here? Beyonce, from both sides now? Yes, not only did we recently get a glimpse at Beyonce's areola—now this gorgeous goddess is showing off her panties, too. We really are lucky, aren't we? More » -
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What Color Are Your Panties, Anna Friel? Redux
The last time Anna Friel showed us her panties, there really wasn't a whole lot of showing going on. But she's decided to make amends, and give us a much better look at her downstairs fashion choices. More » -
#celebrityskin
Look Who's Sexy Now: Courtney Love Edition
You know what? We like this photo shoot. In fact, we think Courtney looks so good and healthy that we can't even think of a good "Hole" joke to make. More »
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Tricia Helfer Reminds Us What's Important With Barely Private
Eva Mendes isn't the only one who stripped down for Sante D'Orazio's Barely Private. "Battlestar Galactica"'s Tricia Helfer had the honor of appearing in her all together, too. More » -
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Beyonce Grants Us A Glimpse At Glory
Is...is that what we think it is? Is that a tiny little sliver of Beyonce's areola peeking out from her top? Or is it just a trick of the light? No...we think that's definitely some areola there. Saints be praised! More » -
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Amber Tamblyn Almost Nude In "Beyond A Reasonable Doubt"
We're pretty sure we can see a glimpse of Amber Tamblyn's breasts here. However, the burden of proof rests on you. (Law joke!) More » -
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Just When You Least Expect It: More Pamela Anderson
Ok, we know we said we were tiring of Pamela Anderson's nudity, but you have to forgive us this one time. We're addicts. More » -
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Sneaking A Peek At Rihanna's Nips
It's strange to think that there was a time when Rihanna's breasts were strangers to us. Nowadays, we're so acquainted with them, whenever they make an appearance it's like bumping in to an old friend. (taxidrivermovie.com)
