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We'll Never Get Enough Naomi

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

There's a very good reason why Naomi Campbell has been canonized as one of fashion's foremost supermodels, and if you haven't figured it out yet, consider the fact that she looks this marvelous as she's approaching her fortieth year.

Yes, Naomi's clearly made of magic—sexy magic. And we will never, never get enough of her. Especially if she continues taking her top off.

· Morning Beauty | Naomi Campbell by Giampaolo Sgura (fashiongonerogue.com)

Lucy Lawless In The Flesh In "Spartacus: Blood And Sand"

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Over the summer, we reported that Lucy Lawless's first ever nude scene would appear in Starz's "Spartacus." Well, kids, we weren't lying. Above, a clip of Ms. Lawless, looking very lovely, in episode two of the upcoming series.

And it looks like Lucy isn't the only one to show some skin in this series, either. We don't know about you, but we're going to be signing up for Starz post haste.

· "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" (starz.com)

Another Peek At Tamara's Melons

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

You can keep your half-naked actresses and models—it's the half-naked businesswomen who really get our motor running. Tamara Mellon, between Jimmy Choo and your constant toplessness, we're fairly convinced you can do no wrong. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Tara Reid: The Playboy Spread

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Say what you will about Tara Reid: at least she has the courtesy to actually take off her top when posing in Playboy...unlike certain other people we could name.

· Tara Reid in Playboy (egotastic.com)

Lindsay Lohan Topless Photos, Now With More Toplessness

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

Okay, to be accurate, these are actually the outtakes from Lindsay Lohan's recent shoot for Muse magazine...but with all the nipple they're showing, we're pretty surprised that they didn't keep them in the published set.

· Lindsay Lohan Outtakes

Jena Malone's First Ever Nude Scene...Revealed!

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

Last month, we teased you with the news that Jena Malone might be showing some skin in "The Messenger." Well, the time for teasing is over, because we've finally got our hot little hands on the footage.

Though it's not the most explicit scene (Jena shows part of her butt and one boob), it is still, well, Jena Malone nude. And remember, kids: all great nude scene careers started somewhere. This might just be a launching pad for Jena's eventual (tasteful) full frontal shot. And til we reach that day, well... this will do nicely.

Broadway Boobs: "Glee"'s Lea Michele Topless In "Spring Awakening"

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:00:00 EST

"Glee"'s Rachel Berry might not be willing to do nudity to get ahead—but Lea Michele, the actress who plays her, has no such qualms. Yes, Lea went topless for her role in "Spring Awakening—and we've got proof.

Above, a video clip from Lea's performance. And to think, we could have seen this play on Broadway last year: if only we'd had the foresight to realize it starred the girl we'd be crushing on at the end of '09. How foolish we were!

· Lea Michele topless in Spring Awakening (nudography.com)

Reason #1 To See "Partir": Kristin Scott Thomas

Ottimo Massimo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

"Partir" is an intense story about a French woman whose boring bourgeois family is shaken by her sudden passion for the hired help. Did we mention that Kristin Scott Thomas gets freaky on camera? We meant to tell you.

KST (because we're into abbrevs today) is no stranger to on-screen nudity. Who can forget her impeccable bedside manner in "The English Patient"? We can't. And while "Partir" may not be as monumental as some of her other films ("Confessions of a Shopaholic" anyone?), it still reps that classic KST sensuality.

· "Partir" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Kristin Scott Thomas :: Partir (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Celebrity Skin: The Top Ten (Naked!) Celebrity Moments Of 2009

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

Celebrities: they just can't keep their clothes on! And you when their naked bodies make it into the public eye, Fleshbot's on the case. Now, let's take a moment to remember what scandals were popular on Fleshbot in '09.

10) War Machine Goes Porn Machine: True, War Machine was only a celebrity to those who are really into MMA—but he still was enough of a star for his crossover into porn to be a significant news story.

9) Anne Heche in "Spread: Who doesn't want to see Anne Heche topless and getting groped? Obviously, all of you did.

8) Ashley Greene: Naked on the Internet?: Annoying as it may be, we do have to thank the "Twilight" franchise for making us aware of Ashley Greene...and Ashley Greene for (allegedly) making these nude photos available to the public.

7) Scenes from the Leighton Meester Sex Tape: And speaking of naked teen idols: "Gossip Girl" Leighton Meester's sex tape may not have looked all that interesting...but hey, Leighton Meester was enough to carry it to popularity.

6) New Nudes of Vanessa Hudgens: And because naked teen idols come in threes: Vanessa Hudgens also had nude pictures surface (again)...but since she's got good lawyers, the pix disappeared from the internet about as quickly as they appeared.

5) Alans Morissette (Sorta) Goes Topless on "Weeds": Alanis's topless scene was one of the most hyped bits of TV nudity this year...and, sadly, one of the most disappointing.

4) Rihanna's (Alleged) Naked Pix: We may never know if these are really, truly Rihanna...though if she keeps taking her clothes off for album covers, we might be able to get pretty close to confirming. UPDATE: Turns out Rihanna did confirm. Our suggestion that she keep taking her clothes off still stands.

3) (Fake) Katy Perry Nude: While Rihanna's alleged nudes could still be her, this picture of "Katy Perry" unfortunately wasn't.

2) The Miss Universe Sex Tape: Most celebrity sex tapes are boring and badly shot. Anya Ayoung-Chee, however, really knows how to shine in front of the camera. Can someone tell us why Vivid never offered her a million dollar contract?

1) Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche Make The World's Most Boring Sex Tape: And it wouldn't be a celebrity scandal list without a mention of the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart/Kari Ann Peniche tape. True, it was boring...but at least we all got to see McSteamy's wang.

This Is The Closest We'll Ever Get To Seeing Olivia Munn Topless

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:45:00 EST

Unless some secret Olivia Munn sex tape gets leaked, or she has one of them wardrobe malfunctions, this is about as naked as we can ever expect to see Olivia "Won't Go Naked In Her Playboy Spread" Munn.

So enjoy it, folks. And if any of you have any leads on one of those Olivia Munn sex tapes...well, you might say we have a "friend" who'd be interested in them. Very interested.

· Olivia Munn (egotastic.com)

Naked Lindsay Lohan, Now A Motion Picture!

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST

We figured that since you liked that bit of Lindsay from before, you might enjoy watching the same girl in motion. It's essentially the same nudity from before, but angstier.

After all, Kate Moss and Johnny Depp were doing their thing in the '90s, a.k.a. the Decade of Angst. This is just another step towards embodying the perfect Platonic form of Kate Moss.

· Lindsay Lohan Topless Video from Muse Magazine (egotastic.com)

Take A Peek At Kristin Davis (And Her Nipple)

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

Kristin Davis may or may not have appeared in this sex tape, but there's no denying that this is definitely her nipple slipping out of a bikini top. Isn't it nice to have a little certainty in this world? (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lindsay Lohan Channels Kate Moss, Goes Topless

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan is only comfortable posing topless when she's channeling another celebrity. We know that sounds weird...but bear with us here. First we had Lindsay as Marilyn Monroe; now she's channeling (topless) Kate Moss for Muse.

It goes without saying that anyone channeling Kate Moss should damn well better shoot a few topless shots...but still, we have to wonder: will we ever see Lindsay as topless Lindsay? Trust us, girl: you don't have to hide behind Marilyn and Kate...you're more than enough for us as it is.

· Lindsay Lohan Topless in Muse Magazine (egotastic.com)

Bai Ling Gives Up On The Whole "Clothes" Thing

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

While Bai Ling has always been known for her attention-seeking nipples, she has, at the very least, maintained the facade of a person who would like to stay clothed. Not anymore, though.

Will her new look, Bai Ling's clearly trying her hardest to maximize any and all nip slips (not to mention other boob happenings). Can we fault her? No: a girl's got to ~~eat~~ get the paparazzi to take photos of her somehow!

· Bai Ling Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Rihanna's Nipples: They Just Keep On Slipping

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:30:01 EST

If Rihanna's SNL nip slip wasn't quite to your liking, perhaps this one will be. Ah, the cycle of celebrity nudity: there's always a brand new exposure to get us through the day. (taxidrivermovie.com)

What Color Are Your Panties, Carol McGiffin?

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:30:01 EST

Judging by your expression, they must be crazy-colored! Just kidding, everyone has moments like this.

Really, we commend her for two things:

1) Unlike the other two British celebrities we saw, McGiffen isn't wearing pantyhose, and we can thus see more of her undercarriage.
2) She seemingly didn't hide her face. It must've been a weird moment, and she totally went with the weirdness.

· Carol McGiffen Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Did Rihanna's Nipples Have A Cameo On "Saturday Night Live"?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:30:01 EST

These days, Rihanna's breasts seem to be everywhere—so it's not that surprising to learn that they made have made a guest appearance on SNL during her...guest appearance on SNL.

Above, take a gander at a scrap of the supposed peek...and if you're dying to see it in action, we've got the episode in question below. We think the slip happens during the goodbye...happy hunting!

· Rihanna Nipples Peek on Saturday Night Live (more photos @ taxidrivermovie.com)
· Rihanna on Saturday Night Live (hulu.com)

Alexandra Kamp's Bountiful Bosom Bursts Forth With A Cornucopia Of Goodness

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:30:00 EST

A bountiful bosom like Alexandra Kamp's cannot be contained by an outfit made by mere mortals. It defies the bounds of cloth bursting forth and sharing its nippley goodness with all. We're eternally grateful someone was there to photograph it.

· Alexandra Kamp Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Serena Williams Unleashes The Breast

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:00:00 EST

If ESPN's Body Issue left you unfulfilled, fear not: the stalwart sports mag may not have made Serena Williams's lady parts a part of the public domain...but the paparazzi are more than happy to.

Behold! Serena Williams's left breast, in all its glory (albeit slightly blurry and obscured by the water). Hey, we'll take what we can get.

· Serena Wiliams (taxidrivermovie.com)

Emma Watson Slips On A Bikini (And Slips Us A Nipple)

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:00:00 EST

Like all child stars, Emma Watson runs the risk of being permanently defined by her childhood role (especially since she's played Hermione Granger in, like, twenty movies). How does a budding starlet break free from the chains of childhood?

Simple: by abandoning the trappings of childhood quickly and efficiently, and giving the paparazzi plenty of sexy shots to help us all forget that cute little kid she used to be. With this photo—and the many others that have come before—Emma seems well on the way to eradicating all memory of Hermione...whatever her last name is.

· Emma Watson Bikini Pictures (egotastic.com)