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#celebrityskin
Helena Christensen Has (Still) Got It Going On
Helena Christensen is about to turn forty-one—and she still looks phenomenal naked. We're not sure what kind of voodoo has kept her in such amazing shape, but we'd very much like to start receiving her newsletter. (fashioncopious.typepad.com) -
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Claire Danes Adopts A Policy Of Transparency
What has Claire Danes been up to lately? Honestly, we have no idea. But fortunately for us, the adorable actress has decided to be more transparent about her career plans—and by career plans, we mean outfits. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
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Cheryl Burke Is Strictly Seethrough
Cheryl Burke has danced her way to victory not once, but twice, on "Dancing with the Stars"—and while that's nice and all, we've got other reasons for wanting to be her dance partner. Prurient reasons. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
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Noot Seear Is Barely (A) Public (Figure), And Barely Private
Add one more name to the list of gorgeous ladies unveiled in Sante D'Orazio's Barely Private. This is Noot Seear, who you may recognize from her role in "Twilight: New Moon." (Or, more likely, not.) (nudography.com) -
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Tricia Helfer Reminds Us What's Important With Barely Private
Eva Mendes isn't the only one who stripped down for Sante D'Orazio's Barely Private. "Battlestar Galactica"'s Tricia Helfer had the honor of appearing in her all together, too. More » -
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Beyonce Grants Us A Glimpse At Glory
Is...is that what we think it is? Is that a tiny little sliver of Beyonce's areola peeking out from her top? Or is it just a trick of the light? No...we think that's definitely some areola there. Saints be praised! More » -
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Sneaking A Peek At Rihanna's Nips
It's strange to think that there was a time when Rihanna's breasts were strangers to us. Nowadays, we're so acquainted with them, whenever they make an appearance it's like bumping in to an old friend. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
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Inna And Her Very Happy Nipples
Romanian dance singer Inna just signed a contract with a US based record label to bring her music to the States. Her nipples couldn't be happier. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
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Eva Mendes Loves Us Back
Our love affair with Eva Mendes's global endowments continues...and if we're reading her signals correctly, our feelings are definitely reciprocated. That, or Eva's breasts just needed a little fresh air. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
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Well Hello There, AnnaLynne McCord's Nipple!
If you haven't seen AnnaLynne McCord's nipple, please raise your hand. Okay, put your hand down: we've got a picture that's going to change your life. (And trust us, you're gonna want your hand down...if you know what we mean.) More » -
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You Can't Keep Kelly Brook (Or Her Boobs) Down
Sure, Kelly Brook's boyfriend may have forbidden her from sunbathing topless, but that doesn't mean she can't find other ways to show off her physique. See Danny, Kelly's still got her top on...it just happens to be totally seethrough. More » -
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Queen Nipple, Naomi Campbell
Only Naomi Campbell can look this regal with her boob hanging out, surrounded by animals. God bless art magazines! More » -
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Amy Winehouse Shows Off Her New Boobs
For the past week or so, all the papers—the ones we read, anyway—have been atwitter with talk of Amy Winehouse's boob job. Of course, being respectable news outlets, none of them actually had pictures of Amy's new assets. More » -
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Greetings From Marisa Tomei (And Her Nipples)!
Truth be told, your friends at Fleshbot know a thing or two about unrequited love. Too often we've sat at home, pining after a beautiful woman, knowing in our hearts that she didn't return our affections. Marisa Tomei is different. More » -
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Found! Dita Von Teese And Alley Baggett's Naughty Adventure
True, pictures of Dita Von Teese flashing her bits and making out with chicks are nothing new. But these specific photos, co-starring Playmate Alley Baggett, only recently surfaced after ten years of languishing in obscurity. So that's something, right? More » -
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Charley Uchea Eschews Pulling Up Her Tanktop
This goes beyond the realm of nip-slips. If anything, this screams "new fashion statement." More » -
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Miranda Kerr's Nipple Gets A Breath Of Fresh Air
A woman who makes a living posing in her underwear is bound to have the occasional nip slip now and again. We're just glad that this specific Miranda Kerr nip slip happened to be caught on camera. (egotastic.com) -
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The Road Not Taken Is Full Of Naked Models
In childhood, we had a brief—but glorious—career as a model. If only we'd stuck with it. Because you see, child models grow up to be adult models—and adult models get to hang out naked together. More » -
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Time Has Not Changed Sharon Stone (Thank Heavens!)
Perhaps, at some point, you may have thought that as Sharon Stone grew into graceful older age, she might mellow out and stop showing her bits to the world at large. Thankfully, you were wrong. More » -
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Lily Allen: From Both Sides Now
It's a good day when we get a peek at Lily Allen's panties, and a great day when she decides to slip us some nip. And when it's two for one? That might just be the greatest gift of all. More »





