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Bondi Beach Babes: Lara Bingle And Jessica Hart

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:30:01 EST

Up here in the northern hemisphere, you better believe that it's cold outside. But Down Under in Australia, beach season's in high gear—a fact that Lara Bingle and Jessica Hart were more than happy to take advantage of.

And we, on our part, are more than happy to take advantage of our access to paparazzi photos of these women on the beach! It warms our spirits to know that, cold as it may be in New York, it's always bikini season somewhere...and bikini ogling season at Fleshbot.

Photo source: Pacific Coast News

Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Jessica Hart
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News
Lara Bingle
Photo source: Pacific Coast News

Ashley Greene, Bikini Babe

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

We've only known Ashley Greene for a very short while, but she's quickly become one of our favorite new celebrities. Only partially because she keeps posing for scantily clad pictures. Okay, mostly becuase of that. (egotastic.com)

Adrianne Curry, You've Got Our Attention

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 14:00:00 EDT

During the first ever season of "America's Next Top Model," we were totally all about Adrianne Curry. She was hot, she was feisty...and she even posed for Playboy not too long after her victory!

But then, after all that glorious success, Adrianne just, well, kinda fell off our radar. We're not sure why—we just sorta stopped paying attention to her. Apparently, she noticed.

In what we can only assume is a ploy to make us love her again, Adrianne's started posting sexy pictures to her Twitter account. First there was this implied topless shot, now these very cleavagetastic bikini photos. We know it's a cheap, obvious ploy...but we can't help it, we kinda love it. Adrianne, keep the photos coming—and if you want to feature any nudes ever again, well, you know where you can send them.

· Adrianne Curry (taxidrivermovie.com)

Lindsay Lohan Savors The End Of Summer

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan—and there's a lot you could say, about all different aspects of her life—but the girl still looks damn good in a bikini.

What can we say? We have a weakness for girls with red hair and freckles all over. And, okay, maybe that Hustler movie did a little bit to re-spark our interest, too. We're kinda easy that way.

Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)
Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)
Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)
Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)
Lindsay Lohan (more @ egotastic.com)

Geri Halliwell Loves Her New Bikini

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 11:30:01 EDT

How excited is Geri Halliwell about her new bikini? Judging by her nipples, just a tiny bit more excited than we are. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Geri Halliwell's Got A Brand New Bikini

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

After a harrowing search, Geri Halliwell has finally found a bikini that fits her properly. Okay, so there's a little bit of underboob, and maybe she has to adjust the top a little bit, but..well, who cares. She's still hot.

Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell (egotastic.com)

Barely Legal Watch: Emma Roberts

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:30:01 EDT

Emma Roberts—Julia's niece—turned eighteen this past February. Which means it's completely non-creepy when we say that she'd be a perfect pick for a remake of "Pretty Woman." (Hey, if they can remake "Fame," they can remake "Pretty Woman.")

What do you say, Emma? A role like that could lead to great things for you...or at least, you know, great fantasies for us.

· Emma Roberts (egotastic.com)

Carmen Electra's Thought Provoking Bikini Pictures

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:30:01 EDT

If Carmen Electra goes on vacation, and the paparazzi don't snap copious photos of her in a bikini, did the vacation really happen? Thankfully, we don't have to worry our about that this time: Carmen's Grecian getaway was definitely documented.

Next week in Fleshbot Philosophy: when is an upskirt not an upskirt? And how can we prove that a porn is actually hot? The answers await you.

· Carmen Electra in a Bikini (boobieblog.com)

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bikini Tennis Champion

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Q: Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt playing tennis in a bikini?

A: Do you really need a reason for something this awesome? (egotastic.com)

The Ten Worthwhile Seconds From Tiffani Thiessen's "Comedy" Video

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:30:00 EDT

Like many celebrities, Tiffani Thiessen has decided to make a "humorous" video for Will Ferrell's comedy website, Funny or Die. Unfortunately, Tiffani's video isn't exactly funny—but for the ten seconds of bikini-clad goodness, it is pretty hot.

Above, those ten seconds, along with a delightful slo-mo instant replay.

· Tiffani Thiessen is Busy (funnyordie.com)
· Tiffani Amber Thiessen for Funny or Die (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

AnnaLynne McCord Shows Us Her Bikini Body

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:30:01 EDT

The only thing better than AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini is AnnaLynne McCord out of a bikini (and if anyone finds pictures fitting that description, please let us know so we can schedule some time off). (egotastic.com)

Rosario Dawson Catches Some Rays

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:00:00 EDT

The best part of looking at pictures of Rosario Dawson in a bikini is that she's barely wearing any clothes. The second best part? She's barely wearing any clothes. (Seriously, do you need more than that?)

Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)
Rosario Dawson (egotastic.com)

What's Your Secret, Demi Moore?

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:30:01 EDT

We gotta hand it to Demi Moore: somehow, as the years roll by, we get older...but she stays the same age. Or at least manages to maintain the same peak physical condition—just as impressive, if you ask us.

· Demi Moore recreates her Charlie's Angels bikini scene six years on... and she's barely aged a day (dailymail.co.uk)

The Other Side Of Mena Suvari

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:30:01 EDT

We've spent so much time being distracted by Mena Suvari's boobs that we plum forgot to see what she was packing round back. Ourl thanks to whoever got these shots: it's good to know that Mena is, indeed, well-rounded.

Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)
Mena Suvari (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

Denise Richards Knows How To Rock A Bikini

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Just in case you needed another reason to be excited about summer, here's a picture of Denise Richards in a bikini. And not just that: Denise Richards in a bikini...with a camel toe. God bless this wonderful season! (taxidrivermovie.com)

Kelly Brook, Bikini Loyalist

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Nowadays, it seems like Kelly Brook is always wearing a bikini...and we, for one, would like to thank her for her dedication to the cause of increasing exposed skin among women.

Kelly Brook (egotastic.com)
Kelly Brook (egotastic.com)
Kelly Brook (egotastic.com)

Jewel Tweets Bikini Pics, We Rejoice

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Ever wondered what Jewel looks like in a bikini? Well, wonder no more: she happily used Twitter to show the whole world. (egotastic.com)

Olivia Munn, Playboy Model (And Cover Girl!)

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:30:01 EDT

The good news: "Attack of the Show"'s Olivia Munn is on the cover of Playboy (and, naturally, featured inside, too). More good news: the issue hits stands this Friday. The bad news: she doesn't get naked.

On the bright side: Olivia Munn in a bikini? That's pretty hot too. (Beggars can't be choosers, right?)

· Olivia Munn's Playboy Cover Reveal (g4tv.com)

Geri Halliwell Looks For The Perfect Fit

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:30:01 EDT

Oh, Geri, we know how it is: one day you're on top of the world, in a chart-topping band beloved by little girls everywhere—the next, you're on the beach, struggling to get your bikini to cover your boobs.

It happens to all of us. And hey: don't feel too bad about the paparazzi catching you taking a look downstairs...you know we're all just jealous of the view.

Geri Halliwell Bikini Issues (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell Bikini Issues (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell Bikini Issues (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell Bikini Issues (egotastic.com)
Geri Halliwell Bikini Issues (egotastic.com)

Kelly Carlson Knows How To Work It

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

Some of you may know Kelly Carlson from her role on "Nip/Tuck"...but from what we can see here, it looks like she'd be just fine without any nip/tucks at all. (hollywoodtuna.com)