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Ashley Greene, Bikini Babe
We've only known Ashley Greene for a very short while, but she's quickly become one of our favorite new celebrities. Only partially because she keeps posing for scantily clad pictures. Okay, mostly becuase of that. (egotastic.com) -
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Adrianne Curry, You've Got Our Attention
During the first ever season of "America's Next Top Model," we were totally all about Adrianne Curry. She was hot, she was feisty...and she even posed for Playboy not too long after her victory! More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Savors The End Of Summer
Say what you will about Lindsay Lohan—and there's a lot you could say, about all different aspects of her life—but the girl still looks damn good in a bikini. More » -
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Geri Halliwell Loves Her New Bikini
How excited is Geri Halliwell about her new bikini? Judging by her nipples, just a tiny bit more excited than we are. (taxidrivermovie.com) -
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Geri Halliwell's Got A Brand New Bikini
After a harrowing search, Geri Halliwell has finally found a bikini that fits her properly. Okay, so there's a little bit of underboob, and maybe she has to adjust the top a little bit, but..well, who cares. She's still hot. More » -
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Barely Legal Watch: Emma Roberts
Emma Roberts—Julia's niece—turned eighteen this past February. Which means it's completely non-creepy when we say that she'd be a perfect pick for a remake of "Pretty Woman." (Hey, if they can remake "Fame," they can remake "Pretty Woman.") More » -
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Carmen Electra's Thought Provoking Bikini Pictures
If Carmen Electra goes on vacation, and the paparazzi don't snap copious photos of her in a bikini, did the vacation really happen? Thankfully, we don't have to worry our about that this time: Carmen's Grecian getaway was definitely documented. More » -
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Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bikini Tennis Champion
Q: Why is Jennifer Love Hewitt playing tennis in a bikini?
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The Ten Worthwhile Seconds From Tiffani Thiessen's "Comedy" Video
Like many celebrities, Tiffani Thiessen has decided to make a "humorous" video for Will Ferrell's comedy website, Funny or Die. Unfortunately, Tiffani's video isn't exactly funny—but for the ten seconds of bikini-clad goodness, it is pretty hot. More » -
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AnnaLynne McCord Shows Us Her Bikini Body
The only thing better than AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini is AnnaLynne McCord out of a bikini (and if anyone finds pictures fitting that description, please let us know so we can schedule some time off). (egotastic.com) -
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Rosario Dawson Catches Some Rays
The best part of looking at pictures of Rosario Dawson in a bikini is that she's barely wearing any clothes. The second best part? She's barely wearing any clothes. (Seriously, do you need more than that?) More » -
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What's Your Secret, Demi Moore?
We gotta hand it to Demi Moore: somehow, as the years roll by, we get older...but she stays the same age. Or at least manages to maintain the same peak physical condition—just as impressive, if you ask us. More » -
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The Other Side Of Mena Suvari
We've spent so much time being distracted by Mena Suvari's boobs that we plum forgot to see what she was packing round back. Ourl thanks to whoever got these shots: it's good to know that Mena is, indeed, well-rounded. More » -
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Denise Richards Knows How To Rock A Bikini
Just in case you needed another reason to be excited about summer, here's a picture of Denise Richards in a bikini. And not just that: Denise Richards in a bikini...with a camel toe. God bless this wonderful season! (taxidrivermovie.com) -
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Kelly Brook, Bikini Loyalist
Nowadays, it seems like Kelly Brook is always wearing a bikini...and we, for one, would like to thank her for her dedication to the cause of increasing exposed skin among women. More » -
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Jewel Tweets Bikini Pics, We Rejoice
Ever wondered what Jewel looks like in a bikini? Well, wonder no more: she happily used Twitter to show the whole world. (egotastic.com) -
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Olivia Munn, Playboy Model (And Cover Girl!)
The good news: "Attack of the Show"'s Olivia Munn is on the cover of Playboy (and, naturally, featured inside, too). More good news: the issue hits stands this Friday. The bad news: she doesn't get naked. More » -
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Geri Halliwell Looks For The Perfect Fit
Oh, Geri, we know how it is: one day you're on top of the world, in a chart-topping band beloved by little girls everywhere—the next, you're on the beach, struggling to get your bikini to cover your boobs. More » -
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Kelly Carlson Knows How To Work It
Some of you may know Kelly Carlson from her role on "Nip/Tuck"...but from what we can see here, it looks like she'd be just fine without any nip/tucks at all. (hollywoodtuna.com) -
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Audrina Partridge Loves Burgers, Bikinis
Like Paris Hilton before her, Audrina Partridge is donning her bikini and digging in to a Carl's Jr. burger. We kinda doubt Audrina will be able to top the original masterpiece...but a blog can hope, right? (adrants.com) -
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Sarah Chalke Helps Sexy Up "Scrubs"
With "Scrubs XXX" released and available in stores, the cast of the non-porn "Scrubs" is probably feeling some pressure to keep the pace and sexy things up a bit. These pictures of Sarah Chalke in a bikini should help their cause. More » -
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Cameron Diaz, A Bikini... What More Do You Need?
You know what we don't get nearly enough of round here? Pictures of Cameron Diaz in a bikini. Thankfully, when we ask for something, the internet (generally) delivers: and so it is that today we stumbled upon, well, Cameron Diaz in a bikini. Cybersaints be praised! More » -
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Avril Lavigne's Excited For Summer
Charlotte Gainsbourg wasn't the only one having fun in the sun this weekend...Avril Lavigne donned her bikini and took to the beaches to do her part to make this Memorial Day weekend an incredibly memorable one. More » -
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Kelly Brook Knows Just What We Like
Why hello again, Kelly Brook. It seems like every time we run into each other, you're wearing a bikini...it's so thoughtful of you. If you're ever feeling extra, extra thoughtful, though, we like it even better when you leave the bikini at home. More » -
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Kelly Brook's Nipples Popped Up To Say Good Morning
We may be wishing we could crawl back into bed, but Kelly Brook's nipples are feeling perky and awake as ever—and you know what? Their enthusiasm is kinda contagious. More » -
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Reality Show Star Extends Fleeting Fame With Sexy Shots
You've just wrapped your run on the third season of a reality show that's a ripoff of a popular network drama, and you're worried your time is done. How do you extend your fifteen minutes? More » -
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Danielle Lloyd's Bikini Makes Our Troubles Go Away
There's only one thing better than Danielle Lloyd in a bikini—and that's Danielle Lloyd out of a bikini. But in these trying and uncertain times, uncovered celebrity boobage can hardly be guaranteed. Frankly, we're just grateful that Ms. Lloyd lets us look at her, at all (okay, the bikini is a nice touch, too.). More » -
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Victoria's Secret Hits The Beach
Sure, it's almost winter here in New York (and in many other places, for that matter), but why should that stop Victoria's Secret from hitting the beach for an all-bikini photo shoot? On the one hand, we're jealous of the models and their fun in the sun. On the other hand, just looking at these girls is making us feel a little warmer... well, at least in one party of our body, anyway. Photos after the jump. More » -
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Party Like A Movie Star At Miami Beach
It seems everyone who's anyone was at Miami Beach this weekend. While certain Fleshbot staff members were freezing away in NYC, famous ladies were running around in bikinis, Chloe Sevigny showed her curves... and even Russell Simmons got a little frisky (though thankfully, the parts he chose to expose belonged to his lovely young lady friend and not, um, him). Join the party after the jump... isn't being famous fun? More » -
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Kim Kardashian Makes Some Important Adjustments
It seems safe to say we'll never get tired of watching Kim Kardashian prancing around on the beach in a bikini, splashing around in the waves, adjusting her top, running on the beach, adjusting her bikini bottoms, adjusting her top, adjusting her top... sorry, we were miles away there. The point is, um, Kim Kardashian spent the weekend at the beach—and we got pictures. See the glory that is Kim after the jump. We'll be back after a short, uh, break. More » -
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Vida Guerra Is Our Top Model
Lesser models might see a trip to the beach as a time to take a break from all the glitz and glamour of modeling life, a time to rest up, cover up, and just relax. But Vida Guerra is a true professional, one who knows that the best way to protect your assets is to always keep them in use. That's why she's on the beach in a teeny bikini and thong—and that's why she's our Model of the Year. More » -
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Welcome Back, Tara (And Your Bikini, Too!)
It's been shockingly long since the last time we saw Tara Reid in a bikini: we were starting to think she'd given up on the sport of bikini endurance to go pursue, like, acting or something. But it seems she's back in the bikini game—and with a shiny new green bikini to help her performance, too. More » -
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Kelly Brook Makes Theater Exciting Again
We totally understand if talk of Daniel Radcliffe's wang has soured you a bit on the theater. But rest assured, Harry Potter isn't the only scantily clad celebrity who's gracing the stage. Beautiful British model (and, apparently, actress) Kelly Brook appears in "Fat Pig" wearing only a bikini. Granted, you don't have to pay for theater tickets just to see Kelly Brook in a bikini... but isn't it a nice incentive? Gallery after the jump. More » -
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With Serena Williams, The Score Is Always Love
Why, hello there, Serena Williams. All that tennis playing has certainly done your body some good! We'd make a lewd remark about your assets (and, hey, your titsets too), but we have a feeling that all that tennis playing also endowed you with the ability to beat us up. So we'll just sit here and quietly enjoy the lovely, lovely view. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Vacation On The Island Of Lesbos
If one hot celebrity in a bikini is nice, two is even better. And two hot, bikini-clad celebrities who just so happen to be lovers? Call us a doctor, we're feeling a little dizzy! Someone let us know when Lindsay and Samantha "accidentally" "leak" that inevitable sex tape, okay? That would actually be one worth watching. More » -
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Audrina Partridge Is Still In Vegas
That say that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas ... as does Audrina Partridge, it seems. The last time we saw her, she was in a pool in Vegas, and from what we can tell she hasn't left. Not that we're complaining, of course. Anything that improves our chances of seeing Audrina in a bikini (or whatever you call that suit she's wearing) is alright by us. Click thumbnail for gallery. More » -
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Hello Again, Jennifer Aniston's Bikini!
It's been almost a year since the last time we gazed upon Jennifer Aniston's bikini-clad bod, and seeing it again is like being reunited with an old, dear friend. Jennifer, we simply must stay in better touch! Let us know the next time you head off to Cabo, okay? We'll be sure to hop on the next plane down to join you (or at least keep a close watch for more photos of you in bikinis.). More » -
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Doutzen Does Miami
We've only just made the acquaintance of professional glamourpuss Doutzen Kroes — but what a way to meet someone! Doutzen, in case you happens to stumble upon this in between jetting off to high fashion modeling assigments: could you let us know in advance the next time you find yourself working in Miami? We may not look as good in a bikini as you do, but we're really good at frolicking in the waves with hot supermodels. Especially if you let us bring our camera. More » -
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Foxy Megan Fox Heats Up GQ
It's been a while since we've had a chance to ogle Sexiest Woman In The World Megan Fox. Good thing GQ has stepped up to the plate and secured some sexy pictures of the beautiful actress lounging around in a teeny bikini. Oh, and they interviewed her too: it seems young Megan was a a teenage lesbian! (Or at least a bicurious teen, although that's not as catchy a headline.) Anyway, why worry about Megan's youthful dalliances when you could be imagining her future dalliances — you know, the ones she's totally going to have with you? After the jump, watch an inspirational video of Megan's GQ photo shoot.
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Brooke Hogan's Bikini Makes Us Reckless
Brooke Hogan's dad would probably kill us if he knew we were ogling her hot, bikini-clad body ... but since she's filling it out so well, we'll risk the wrath of any angry father. Even if he happens to be a former pro wrestler who could totally kick our ass. (Click thumbnail for gallery.) More »












