Fleshbot: straight, celebrations

Happy (Belated) Bisexual Pride Day!

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:35:09 EDT

It seems this past Tuesday was Bisexual Pride Day (also known as Celebrate Bisexuality Day), a special time for all bisexuals to come out, celebrate their identities, and have massive open orgies with other bisexuals. (Okay, so maybe we made that last part up. Wishful thinking!) We're not sure how we could have missed such an important event—maybe we got distracted by all that porn we were looking at?. But in any case, we want to let it be known that we here at Fleshbot have always been fervent supporters of going both ways (especially when we get to watch), and we've always believed that a celebration is better late than never. After the jump, discover some of our favorite ways to celebrate the joys of playing for both teams.

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· Bisexual scene two boys one girl (megarotic.com)

· Two bisexual babes and one dude! (megarotic.com)

· Preview: "The Bi Apple"
· "Shortbus" At Cannes

Bisexual Websites
· Bi And Bi: Danish Couple Is At It Again
· Bi Sex Land
· BiWitched

July Appreciation Month: Celebrate The Summer With Porn!

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:20:42 EDT

Did you know that July is National Bikini Month? (We actually thought that was every month, but we promise to make our two-piece swimwear posts extra special for the next 30 days or so.) As we learned back in May, pretty much every day is a reason to celebrate something—whether it's National Ice Cream Day (July 18), National Lollipop Day (July 20), or National Chocolate Day (July 7). Some days even give you more than one reason to set off fireworks, like July 4th, which is both U.S. Independence Day and Independence From Meat Day. ("Where The Boys Aren't, Volume 232"). That doesn't even cover Canadian Independence Day, Restless Leg Syndrome Education and Awareness Week (July 18-25), Be Nice To New Jersey Week (aka "Give A Guido A Blowjob Before July 7" Week), something called Wood Wagon Day (July 21; don't ask), and Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day. You know, the day when you picture everyone you know naked. (It's July 2.)

There's even more where that came from below, but whatever day it is be sure to visit Fleshbot, where it's always July 23. (aka "Too Hot To Handle" Day!)

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Canada Day (July 1)

· Canadian porn stars (Wikipedia)

Cell Phone Courtesy Month

· iPhone Porn 2.0: Here We Go Again

· Flesh Flicks: Call Waiting

International Blondie and Deborah Harry Month

(Sorry we, thought that was International Blonde Month!)

· Blondes on Fleshbot

National Bikini Month

· Bikinis on Fleshbot

· Mariah Carey Is Always Tops On Our Charts

National Hot Dog Month

· Flesh Flicks: Hot! Dog!

· Olivia Munn's Hot Beef Injection

Smart Irrigation Month

· Squirt Machines (And Other Urban Legends)

Nude Recreation Weekend (July 9th-15th)

· "America Swings": We Like To Share

· "The Sunshine Club": Vintage Nudist Video

Rabbit Week (July 15th-21st)

· Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Rosebud Vibrator: Does A Rabbit By Any Other Name Smell As Sweet?

Single Working Woman's Week (July 29th-August 4th)

· Lost In Lust: Cherise Isis' "American Stripper"

Be a Geek Day (July 14)

· Geek Girls Online: Where The L33t Meet

Women's Motorcycle Month

· Flesh Flicks: Easy Riding

· Flesh Flicks: Uneasy Riders

Parents Day (July 22)

· "MILFStravaganza 4": You Can MILF If You Want To

· Other Mommies

Gorgeous Grandma's Day (July 23)

· Horny Grandmothers

· Omasex: Hot Grannies

· Calendar of Strange Holidays and Other Events to Scrapbook In July (families.com)

Happy Belated Cosmic Orgasm Day!

Fleshbot — Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:35:46 EDT

We're a little bummed that no one reminded us about Cosmic Orgasm Day (not to be confused with the Global Orgasm For Peace) last week, though given the vagaries of the translated press release we just came across we're not sure we would've understood some of the specifics of what it was all about anyway: "I Believe that would be very interesting to see that happens if is negotiated globally that a concrete day al year exist a popular tradition by which that day everyone fuck. You imagine you that a tradition exists of each 23 of April at 12 o'clock at night absolutely everyone has an erotic couple that has sought previously although alone be for that night. And to that hour everyone practices the sex, of the same form that in short of year the grapes are eaten." Even though we feel the earth move every day here at Fleshbot (we really have to get those wheels on our office chairs tightened up a bit), we'll be marking our calendars for next year—and will continue to do our best to make sure that everyone gets enough practice material for the big day in the meantime.

· Dia Internacional del Orgasmo Cosmico: "Se acerca el día ..." (magicomora.blogspot.com, via Unscathed Corpse + Dadanoias)
· Video by Sergio Mora (sergiomora.com)

Previously: Global Orgasm For Peace, Happy Masturbation Month!, Super Sunday Masturbate for Peace