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more about #straight more comments → PorkPie: Whatever, like Grammy's have ever been worth a shite. They lost all credibility when Jethro Tull won Best Metal Album. more » jp182: wow, she does look even better. I'm still not a fan of her boob jobs. But shots 6 and 7 make me want to change my mind. more » the_weekend: This is the most compelling ad I've ever seen from PETA, both in terms of imagery and message (of course my dog was an adopted shelter mutt so I may b... more » Christian_Okoye_Dokoye: I know a guy at my gym...dead ringer for Tiger. Should I stop him and ask if he's busy? more » cand86: I beta reviewed this site, too, and my thoughts were pretty much the same- gorgeous but short and not-as-hardcore-as-I'd-have-liked videos of a couple... more » piggythewonderdog: Anytime there's a celebrity sex scandal or sex tape, Vivid is there. It's become now a cultural standard that Big Sex Scandal = Vivid $1M porn offer.... more » hoffmanbike: this is an add for the independent suspension on the Nissan pathfinder, i believe it was aired in Australia 3 or 4 years ago. it's also among my favo... more » hoffmanbike: never mind the flaw in the ad itself, peta doesn't support the adopting of animals, it prefers to kill them rather than offer them for adoption. more » hodayathink wants WWFRD back!: Vivid's starting to go beyond annoying me straight into pissing me off. more » bibble3000: ....they look like Grammys more » Beaker: "My mom's postnatal photos are better than your mom's. Oh yeah? Yeah ... Wow, they are!" more » Beaker: "...those dwarves had better let me rest ... I need my beauty sleep ... and besides, I am so over that fetish..." more » Beaker: "This guy behind me thinks my dress is too low-cut. Doesn't he know that I got these awards for the double nipple slip that is about to happen?" more » Beaker: Well, that secret is out. Along with all of the rest of her! more » Conrad: If only it was that easy. My job would be a breeze. more » -
#hardcore
Precious & Fleeting Gift Of Youthful Innocence Callously Discarded In "Barely Legal Corrupted 10"
The luscious young girls of "Barely Legal Corrupted 10" can't wait to cash in their amateur status and go full pro, putting as many miles (and cocks) between childhood and their 18th birthday as humanly possible. -
#hardcore
Avy Scott Is Glorious In "Breast Meat 2"
Erik Everhard is at it again, bringing us the highly anticipated sequel to his homage to lovely lady lumps in the unimaginatively titled "Breast Meat 2." More » -
#dvd
"Seinfeld XXX": Festivus Comes Early And Often With Kristina Rose
Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing. More » -
#sneakpeek
"Seinfeld" Vs. "Seinfeld XXX": A Comparison
If we had to pick a popular sitcom to pornicize, it probably wouldn't be "Seinfeld." But we aren't New Sensations, who are turning the show about nothing into a porn about something very hot.
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#hardcore
“Young Girls With Big Tits 8” Makes It Look Easy (Because It Is)
Now and then a release comes along, crawls into our hearts and psyches with its simplicity, its uncluttered appeal to our unrestrained desire, circumventing the bells and whistles yet simultaneously lays bare our truest intentions. More » -
#hardcore
“Breast Worship 2” Just In Time For Spring
Now that spring is officially here, there seems to be only one thing on our minds...big bouncy boobs! Suddenly, hot chicks with ample cleavage seem to be everywhere—which is fine by us. More » -
#wwfrd
What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? No F'ing Kidding
Just last week a reader traveled back to the "Diver Down" era to rename a porn movie "People Fucking." And yet this week we get the most obvious title in the world, 25 years late. More » -
#hardcore
Rayveness Makes Awesome "Jerkoff Material"
Once again, Jules Jordan director Mike John enthralls us with his stunning directness, opting to get to the heart of the matter with this cleverly named series. Well, we aren't watching this for the plot!
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#dvd
Porn Compilations Are Your Future
In a bygone age we had to make do with the same dismembered and dogeared Hustler magazine for years. Today we rejoice in porn DVD compilations, which may well take us into the 23rd century.
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#lookalikes
The "Midnight Prowl" Identity: Cassandra Calogera Is Not Julia Stiles
It seemed, for a moment, that everything "Save The Last Dance" promised was about to come true: Julia Stiles, unhappy with un-Stilesish roles in the "Bourne" movies, had put on some pounds and climbed on the porn merry go round. But it was not to be—that's Cassandra Calogera in that bell jar. More »


