Fleshbot: straight, cars

Backseat Of My Car Is Sexier Than Yours

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 13:30:01 EDT

We don't actually have a car, but if we did, the backseat would be littered with porno DVDs and old issues of the New Yorker, with not a single topless girl in sight. Clearly, b*man is cooler than we are.

The photographer behind brand new blog Backseat of My Car, b*man snaps shots of sexy girls in very little clothing (and the backseat of his car, natch). Though he's only been at it for a little over a week, he's off to a very promising start. We have a feeling this is one road trip we won't want to miss.

· Backseat of My Car (backseatofmycar.com, via yuhmm.com)

Have You Seen This Car?

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:00:00 EDT

This is Joanna Angel. This is her Escalade, which was recently stolen. If you see it, please alert Joanna! (For more pictures of the car (and the girl), mosey on over here). (twitter.com)

UPDATE: Joanna reports the car has been found!

Pepper In Some Parking Lot Sex

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:30:01 EDT

"Hey Kenny, how come we never see you at Applebee's anymore? You've been eating at Chili's? Dude, that place sucks—why are you eating there now? Applebee's is so much...wait, the waitresses let you do what?

"Well, uh, maybe we'll join you next time. Say, do they still have those Southwestern eggroll things?"

· Chili's Waitress Boned Doggystyle For All To See (xtube.com)

The Ride Of Your Life

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 16 May 2009 13:00:00 EDT

Having sex in a car is no easy feat—and neither is filming yourself having sex. So hats (and pants) off to this couple, who managed to do both at the same time.

And not only did they manage to do both challenging feats at the same time; it actually looks like they enjoyed themselves as well. We're not sure what their secret is... but we'd really like to learn it. Pronto.

· Car Fun (xtube.com)

Happy Tailgating!

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:15:00 EDT

Via sex (not sex) (sexnotsex.tumblr.com)

Learning To Drive Stick

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:00:00 EST

Hey baby, wanna go for a ride in this fancy new car? What's that? You say you don't know how to drive stick? Well, we can probably find someone to give you a lesson.

It's actually not as hard as it looks—in fact, with a few lessons, it'll feel like you've been doing it forever. As long as you make sure everything's properly lubed, you'll do just fine.

· German blonde learns to drive stick (pornhub.com)

Some Hot And Steamy Car-On-Car Action

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:00:00 EST

Ever wonder what it would be like if cars could have sex with cars? Well, "Southland Tales" has done the research for you: witness the glory of some true autoerotica right here.

We've watched this clip a couple times now, and we're still not really sure what to make of it. On the one hand, it's truly fascinating to see the mechanics of car arousal and intercourse. On the other hand... well, we're sure there's someone out there who finds this arousing. And you know what? More power to them!

· SUV on SUV Sex (jalopnik.com)

Is That An F-150, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 16:00:00 EST

Here at Fleshbot, we don't know too much about cars—we don't even have a driver's license. Good thing our pals at Jalopnik have all the advice you need about which cars will get you laid.

Of course, what we really want to know is how well these cars perform when you're actually getting laid—anyone want to go for a road test with us?

· The Top 11 Cars Of 2009 Most Likely To Get You Laid (jalopnik.com)
· Thumbnail: Auto hottie (allpremiumpass.com, via Ask Jolene)

Hey Baby, You Want To Park That In My Garage?

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST

We wouldn't exactly say that we understand the appeal of having sex in a garage (isn't it kinda gross and filthy?), but we do appreciate the endless puns generated by this specific sexual act.

With engines revving, let's get ready for a tune up as we pull our hotrod into that slick garage. See? The wordplay alone is getting us randy already—and don't even get us started on the clip.

Joanna Angel Upgrades To An Escalade, Gets Naked In Celebration

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:00:00 EST

Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel used to tool around in a Nissan Sentra, but now she's got a car more befitting her supreme status. Say hello to Joanna's new Cadillac Escalade EXT (and Joanna, too!).

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· Joanna Angel (joannaangel.com)
· Photos by Curtis Walker (curtisjoewalker.com, more at flickr.com)

Auto Erotica

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:45:00 EST

Photo by Glenn Glasser (glennglasser.com, via nightmarebrunette.tumblr.com)

Why would a gallery that specializes in...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 10:00:48 EDT

Why would a gallery that specializes in the art of fetish and sexual expression host an exhibition about America and its fascination with cars? We do like to drive, but it's not like people sexualize their sleek, curvy automobiles or try to make actual physical love to those cherry bomb machines or anything. Oh ... right. Never mind. (antebellum.us.ms + buzzine.com)

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:10:03 EDT

One time, when we were driving across the country, our car broke down in the middle of the night on a lonely back country road. We eventually managed to get it fixed, but ... well, let's just say that we can totally understand where this young lady is coming from. Your mileage may vary. (PS - We joined AAA the moment we got home.).

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· Teen Blows Mechanic (megarotic.com)

Carefree Highway: Learning About Love In A "Fuck Truck"

Gram Ponante — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:45:42 EDT

We wondered why it took "Fuck Truck" so long to arrive, what with all the "Bang" Boats and Buses out there and the "Autobang Sluts" and the Mile-High Club and "Dirty Aeroflot Honeys" (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn't say "Mopedophiles"). Then we realized that "Fuck Truck" was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called "truck continuity."

Shot by Jim Powers, "Fuck Truck" at the very least has some larger-than-a-car conveyance in each scene, and I guess you could say that the movie, filmed in part as a behind the scenes look at a recent tour of the punk band The Bad Samaritans, is a kind of travelogue.

And without "Fuck Truck," the world probably wouldn't have been allowed to see cutting room floor footage of the impaired Holly Wellin cavorting in the desert. You'd think she went to Wellesley College!

And it's not that Brooke Scott, Cassidy Blue, Desire Moore, and Holly Wellin aren't exactly the type of people I'd want along on a road trip, I just think that having a truck in each scene is a weak concept for a porn movie. Unless the talent is having sex with the truck.

· Buy "The Fuck Truck" (jerkoffzone.com)

Internal Combustions: Top Ten Amateur Car Sex Videos

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 27 May 2008 11:15:03 EDT

In New York, where public transportation is king, we don't have much use for that whole "car" thing the rest of the country seems so obsessed about—and most of the time, we're pretty happy about that. But some days, we get a little wistful remembering all those hot car hookups we used to engage in back when we lived in the 'burbs (hooking up on the subway, while fun, just isn't the same). Lucky for us, there are more than a few amateur pornographers willing to get down and dirty in their rides. With gas prices being what they are these days, we're glad there's still at least one way to overheat an engine even when the tank happens to be empty.

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French Couple doing it in Car and Forest (redtube.com)

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amateur video taken outside the car (megarotic.com)

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Nice Girl has Sex in Car (redtube.com)

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Car 6 Fun (Amateur) (megarotic.com)

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Hot Car Wash (megarotic.com)

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Car blowjob (megarotic.com)

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college girl fuck in a car (megarotic.com)

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Girl fucks a Stickshift (redtube.com)

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Amateur Girl fingering in a Car (megarotic.com)

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hot amateur threesome in a car with a hot girl (megarotic.com)

Speaking of getting freaky: we've been known...

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 23 May 2008 08:15:08 EDT

Speaking of getting freaky: we've been known to get turned on by certain cars in our day, but that's usually because of the hot naked girls writhing on top of them. But for some people—or at least this guy—it's the cars themselves that get their engines revved. Insert obligatory "autoerotica" pun here. (sex-and-blogs.com)

Flesh Flicks: What's Under (Or On) The Hood?

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 16 May 2008 17:05:00 EDT

Look, we're all for fuel-efficiency and designing small, wimpy cars that get 500 miles to the gallon and shoot rainbows out their exhaust pipes. We like Planet Earth too, and want to keep all it green and livable and all that stuff. But we're also red-blooded Americans who appreciate a nice 427 big block V8 that's too loud, too costly, and way too big to be any sort of practical solution to transportation. After all, have you ever tried to fuck in the back seat of a Prius? Not that you could ever pick up a chick in a car that is completely silent when sitting at a traffic light. You can't even peel out properly! If you want to romance the ladies, you need a car with noise and power and a really big hood. Sure, it's bad for the planet, but so is a population that never gets laid.

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· " RedTube - Sex on the Hood of big american Car" (RedTube)

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Flesh Flicks: Traffic Stopper

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:13:21 EDT

It's time once again to return to our favorite theme in online porn—police officers who abuse their authority. Or maybe this one is more like a meter maid abusing her authority, but whatever it is, we like it when The Man sticks it to us! (Especially when The Man is a hot blonde chick.) Instead of a gun and a tazer, today's long arm of the law is equipped with only a nightstick and some sort of paddle, which is surprisingly effective for the task at hand. Still, this looks like just a simple traffic violation to us, which is also unusual considering the cop was in the passenger seat. That's the beauty of law enforcement—no matter how low down and dirty you might be, you're always on the right side.

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· "Blonde police officer 1" (RedTube)

· "Blonde police officer 2" (RedTube)

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The Bound And Beautiful Ladies Of Marcus Gloger

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 12:14:08 EDT

Like many of you, we often wake up with random things filling our thoughts, like whether we remembered to buy more coffee or ponies named Wildfire. But when we woke up the other morning, we found ourselves asking, "You know what we need more of? More girls in latex ... like really badass ones, with motorcycles and fast cars and heavy boots and guns and everything." Alas, we thought we might be completely out of luck on this one, but photographer Marcus Gloger came to our rescue: his bound girls have more than enough badassedness (and latex) to satisfy us ... well, at least until Friday. And don't worry if you're not into the whole latex scene: he's also got some pretty badass bikini babes in his gallery too. Now if only we could figure out that whole "Wildfire" thing ...

· BoundGirl (boundgirl.de, via Unscathed Corpse)

"Possible Nazi Theme of Grand Prix Boss's...

Jonnobot — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 12:13:28 EDT

"Possible Nazi Theme of Grand Prix Boss's Orgy Draws Calls to Quit": we had to read this headline three or four times before we realized that it concerned a story we posted about last week. You do have to admit there's an awful lot going on in there ... (NY Times)