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more about #straight more comments → Conrad: I would be a a little worried if her nipples didn't follow. Nipples aren't something I would want to leave at home. Hopefully they didn't follow her... more » FrankN.Stein: who needs a basket anyway? she's got all we need for a picnic with her. more » heterophobic: #7 is one of my favorite videos of all time. Those tits are just a work of art. more » heterophobic: Wow, great ones! more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Fittingly, the hog she services is much more a Bell burrito than a Qdoba. #yesiambraggingonmine Oh, & all Gawker posts about ghost-riding should incl... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: 12.oo pm settles it. Porn films need to come with bloopers reel. If they're good enough for Santa Clause 3, they're good enough for porn. Even if Tim ... more » bmonkey: Just a lovely shot...why would you want to spoil it with a basket? more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I know it would seem convenient that I am, as ever, the contrarian, but to say a large mammary excites me more than another, smaller tit, would be dis... more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Eva reminds of Juliette Frette, here. Never a bad thing, to my mind. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Dun-dun-dun-dun-da-da. Go, go, Gadget Dick. /slim shady'd //fuck I'm old, that was out eleven years ago more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: "Spend a fortnite with these November birthday starlets..." more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: & they all are better actors than Helena Bonham Carter. more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: This video has been removed by the user Obviously, s/he does not like champagne. /bigger //blacker more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Roger Ebert has advised, "If only The Brown Bunny would have been done like this". more » Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: If Shat were good enough for BurningAngel v.2.0beta (or some such), surely Levi would be as well, even as BA is on v.4.0. So, Commandress, make it hap... more » -
#blogs
Backseat Of My Car Is Sexier Than Yours
We don't actually have a car, but if we did, the backseat would be littered with porno DVDs and old issues of the New Yorker, with not a single topless girl in sight. Clearly, b*man is cooler than we are. More » -
#pornstarlife
Have You Seen This Car?
This is Joanna Angel. This is her Escalade, which was recently stolen. If you see it, please alert Joanna! (For more pictures of the car (and the girl), mosey on over here). (twitter.com) More » -
#fleshflicks
Pepper In Some Parking Lot Sex
"Hey Kenny, how come we never see you at Applebee's anymore? You've been eating at Chili's? Dude, that place sucks—why are you eating there now? Applebee's is so much...wait, the waitresses let you do what? More » -
#fleshflicks
The Ride Of Your Life
Having sex in a car is no easy feat—and neither is filming yourself having sex. So hats (and pants) off to this couple, who managed to do both at the same time. More » -
#fleshflicks
Learning To Drive Stick
Hey baby, wanna go for a ride in this fancy new car? What's that? You say you don't know how to drive stick? Well, we can probably find someone to give you a lesson. More » -
#autoerotica
Some Hot And Steamy Car-On-Car Action
Ever wonder what it would be like if cars could have sex with cars? Well, "Southland Tales" has done the research for you: witness the glory of some true autoerotica right here. More » -
#autoerotica
Is That An F-150, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Here at Fleshbot, we don't know too much about cars—we don't even have a driver's license. Good thing our pals at Jalopnik have all the advice you need about which cars will get you laid. More » -
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#fleshflicks
Hey Baby, You Want To Park That In My Garage?
We wouldn't exactly say that we understand the appeal of having sex in a garage (isn't it kinda gross and filthy?), but we do appreciate the endless puns generated by this specific sexual act. More » -
#pornstarlife
Joanna Angel Upgrades To An Escalade, Gets Naked In Celebration
Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel used to tool around in a Nissan Sentra, but now she's got a car more befitting her supreme status. Say hello to Joanna's new Cadillac Escalade EXT (and Joanna, too!). More » -
#hardcore
Carefree Highway: Learning About Love In A "Fuck Truck"
We wondered why it took "Fuck Truck" so long to arrive, what with all the "Bang" Boats and Buses out there and the "Autobang Sluts" and the Mile-High Club and "Dirty Aeroflot Honeys" (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn't say "Mopedophiles"). Then we realized that "Fuck Truck" was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called "truck continuity." More » -
#fetish
The Bound And Beautiful Ladies Of Marcus Gloger
Like many of you, we often wake up with random things filling our thoughts, like whether we remembered to buy more coffee or ponies named Wildfire. But when we woke up the other morning, we found ourselves asking, "You know what we need more of? More girls in latex ... like really badass ones, with motorcycles and fast cars and heavy boots and guns and everything." Alas, we thought we might be completely out of luck on this one, but photographer Marcus Gloger came to our rescue: his bound girls have more than enough badassedness (and latex) to satisfy us ... well, at least until Friday. And don't worry if you're not into the whole latex scene: he's also got some pretty badass bikini babes in his gallery too. Now if only we could figure out that whole "Wildfire" thing ... More »
