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more about #straight more comments → Ravenrose: My favorite way to put an eye out! #asian more » Mr.Gawn: i kinda want to get my GF one.. but she doesnt even use the rabbit i gave her #maritalaidtestkitchen more » Brahma: Whenever you hear someone say that Magnum condoms are only on the market to cater to the egos of guys who need to believe that they are larger than th... more » witeowl: Nice review. I may have to pick one up. One comment I can't resist: Shouldn't it be, "Leave your toy sitting on your charger all day; it'll still be ... more » tmronin: hard not to love skin in the bathroom: #latex more » Conrad: [gizmodo.com] #victoriassecret more » thePrototype: that was pretty hot!! #amateur more » Conrad: The article on Gizmodo convinced me to pick one up (still waiting for it to be shipped). I even spent some of my birthday money on it (money I was sa... more » sam991: Speaking of latex, it's precisely 5 months since Bianca Beauchamp was Gratuitous Nude. Methinks the hour has come around again. more » Beaker: Caution! Perky Nipples! #asian more » -
#worldofpeen
"One Eyed Monster" Has No Time For Subtlety
"One Eyed Monster" (aka the horror-comedy starring Carmen Hart and Ron Jeremy that's not a porn) has a release date... and the wangiest set of (unofficial) movie posters we've seen, um, ever. More »
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#hype
"One Eyed Monster": Now With Extra Stimulation
It looks like "One Eyed Monster" is doing one of those slow roll out type ad campaigns: first they gave us a censored version of their promo, now we actually get to see boobs. More » -
#hardcore
Carmen Hart Finds "Love For The First Time"
How do we know that Bob (Randy Spears) is a virgin and May (Carmen Hart) is a lonelyhearts spinster? Well, they both wear glasses. In Wicked's cable-ready takeoff of "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," Bob and May learn to overcome their shyness, marry, and conceive in this uplifting, gauzy, and utterly non-threatening porn that made us wonder how Max Hardcore might have handled the same script. More » -
#carmenhart
We've never really thought of exotic dancing as a competitive sport—there are plenty of poles to go around—but it is, and Carmen Hart is officially your National Champion. Congratulations to her, of course, but in a world where this is possible ... aren't we all winners? (avn.com, Carmen gallery @ nsgalleries.com via kellyfind.com) -
#yearinreview
Gram's Dirty Dozen: The Year In Porn Movies
In 2007, Fleshbot's Central Porn Processing Plant handled everything from big budget epics like "Upload" to smaller, more personal films like the Amy Fisher Sex Tape. We laughed at comedies like "Spunk'd" , lifted up our (hearts) to lighthearted romps like "Babysitters", and then watched (them) get broken with "The Skin Trade". The year also saw us journeying to sordid warehouses and the beaches of Ibiza to bring you the finest snatches of Porn's Multistained Tapestry. And you finally commented!
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#pornofthemoment
Tenement Life: Carmen Hart Is "The Girl In 6C"
Remember when Shirley Maclaine made attempted suicide look sexy in "The Apartment"? (You're too young to remember? Well so are we! We just heard some homeless old guy saying that while we were at a rave tripping our faces off with some hookers from USC, er, USC Hooker School.)
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