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We've Got An Addiction...To Carmella Bing

Lux Alptraum — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:00:00 EST

Tom Byron's struggled for years (or at least a few porno volumes) with a debilitating big ass fixation. Now it seems he's got another problem too: a full blown big tit fixation.

Of course, with tits like Carmella Bing's in the picture, we think we can understand his addiction. In fact, we're thinking we might need to check ourselves in to some sort of big tits rehab starting right about...whenever we finish watching this DVD two hundred more times.

· Buy "Big Tit Fixation" (evolutionerotica.com)

“Breast Worship 2” Just In Time For Spring

DCypher — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:00:00 EDT

Now that spring is officially here, there seems to be only one thing on our minds...big bouncy boobs! Suddenly, hot chicks with ample cleavage seem to be everywhere—which is fine by us.

Fast forward to (who else?) a guy named Jules Jordan from (where else?) Jules Jordan Video, who just decided that next week would be a good time to drop his latest video about (what else?) big boobs! Seriously, the people over at his company are unbelievable. It's like they have a mind reading machine that gets inside of our brains, looks past all those jokes about Chuck Norris, and actually figures out what we want, long before we're even aware of the desire!

Lexington Steele plows his massive ebony fuck worm deep into slutty Tory Lane's quivering butthole and just demolishes it, for, like, an hour. A ripped boy wonder gets to violate the hell out of sexy big boob princess Nikki Benz, who parades around like she's a Mardi Gras present from Stanley Kubrick to our inner child. We'll have to check with our "on retainer" crack legal team before we talk about what we would do to that beautiful woman if we were locked in a villa with her in Barcelona for the weekend... because it might not be legal (even in international waters!).

Add to that the severely wonderful drilling that chesty darlings Gianna Michaels, Shyla Stylez, Cassandra Calogera, Carmella Bing, and Ami Jordan undergo, all replete with bouncy jugs of jiggling goodness, and you've got the perfect way to spend an afternoon on an otherwise end of the world Monday meltdown.

"Breast Worship 2" releases next week from Jules Jordan Video. We'd say it was DD-licious, but that's just pandering, so instead we'll just go with awesome.

· Jules Jordan Video (julesjordanvideo.com)

More Is More: Big, Beautiful Areolas

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:00:00 EST

In our ongoing effort to take our readers on a tour of wide, wide world of nipples, we'd like to dedicate today to the study of big nipples—or, to be more specific, big areolas.

From the fiery flesh of Jada Fire to the puffy wonders of Naomi to the expansive areolas of Danielle, we like to think of these nipples as the delicious cherry on top of some of the most beautiful (and bountiful) breasts that we know. They may be more than a mouthful—but they're certainly not hard to swallow.

*****

Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Busty Beauties & Delicious Tits Are Truly Timeless

DCypher — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:30:01 EST

Most hootercentric titles lack real soul, settling instead for humongous melons jogging back and forth while high pitched big cock queens practice opera scales before taking a frosting. Lucky for you, this post has both.

For those of you not born in the 70's, the word "kismet" is Turkish for fate, which means it was prolly once Armenian for the same thing. How's that for irony? (We'll have to have someone else explain fondue to you. We're not sure we're all that qualified.) Though we most certainly are qualified to tell you about porn director Mark Kismet and his mammary manifesto dropping this week from Hustler Video and that genius Larry Flynt.

These days, a simple Google search for "kismet" will turn up everything but the little known Hustler director, which means he's almost a shoo-in for a book deal about how terrible it is having to slave in porn, judging from LFP employee's track records. Until he pens his memoirs, we can simply enjoy his take on the "Busty Beauties" video series (not to be confused with the magazine or the website) with the latest installment, "Delicious Tits." It just so happens that those are our favorite kind... and boy, are we hungry right now!

Mr. Fate serves up double D helpings of sweater stretching Freudian goodness with succulent milk maids Audrey Bitoni, Carmella, Holly Halston, Phoenix Marie, Priscilla Sin, and Taylor Kurtis getting jiggled every which way in the pink, then smothered in a piping hot coat of creamy white custard. Still, we're not sure this video illustrates the cosmic principle of determinism so much as reinforces our belief in karma—that is to say, by proving once again what goes around cums around.

Judge for yourself!

· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)

We'll Always Have Porno

Lux Alptraum — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:29:52 EDT

Time marches on, people move away, and sometimes it seems as though nothing will ever be the same. But no matter how much things change, there's one thing that'll always remain constant: our love of porn. On those days when the world feels like a scary, unfamiliar place, at least we'll always get to turn on our computers and watch big boobed girls like Carmella Bing taking it in all their holes. And really, it's that kind of constancy that helps us get through the day.

. . .

· Kinky Carmella Bing Enjoys A Hard Ass Fucking

Carmella Bing Is "Tittanic"

Gram Ponante — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:46:12 EST

Oh, if only Kate Winslet had signed on for the special seventh scene of this movie, peeing on herself or losing her mind or whatnot, I would have had to declare the rest of the year moot and claim "Tittanic" as the Porn Movie of 2008 in the way that Frank De Felitta's "Audrey Rose" was the novel of reincarnation.

But she didn't. Still, Oh My God. If I had seen this movie when I was 14, I never would have joined the Tamil Tigers!

Putting it delicately in that unnecessary way we've had to become used to, this movie "skews older". The large-breasted women herein (save for Eden and Daphne Rosen) all have a traveled look about them that I have always associated with stripper ads in the back of my hometown paper. Had I met Ava Devine and Anna Nova at that time, I think I would have run away. (I would have come back eventually.)

We know porn is fake because this guy didn't notice Echo Valley getting the morning coffee. Either that or producers greenscreened out his iron lung.

I think I dreamed of this scene when I was ten. Who can I sue?

Here is Daphne Rosen and the iconic Dirty Harry.

"They're almost as big as your head," she says.
"Nothing's bigger than my head," he parries.
"The things you say," she says.

Why isn't Daphne Rosen right here now?

Carmella Bing and Dakota King. Had I been the cameraman I would have passed out.

· Sin City (sincity.com)
· Buy "Tittanic" (gamelink.com)

Sneak Peek: Stoya's Point Of View Debut

Jonnobot — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 17:46:47 EST

DCypher reports: If you haven't heard of Digital Playground's newest contract star Stoya ... well, you obviously haven't been paying attention. But despite all the love that we've shown the feisty Gemini here on Fleshbot lately, we still don't know much about this rising alt princess aside from the fact that she's a Wilmington, North Carolina transplant to Hollyweird and that she claims to have been working as an "android from the future" for a living prior to signing her Digital Playground contract.

Then again, you don't really need to know much about her to appreciate her ineffable beauty ... or to enjoy this sneak peek from her first ever boy/girl scene with Tommy Gunn from director Robby D's "Jack's POV 9".

The flick also features sexy Briana Love, busty Carmella Bing, the zesty Gianna, and the caliente Renae Cruz.

So get ready as this self-described "paper-colored" goddess ascends to her throne alongside her illustrious porn colleagues. It should be one amazing ride after another.

- "Jack's POV 9" is released on December 20th, 2007. All photos from "Jack's POV 9" are courtesy DigitalPlayground.com

· "Jack's POV 9" Gallery
· "Jack's POV 9" Trailer (videos @ digitalplayground.com)
· Order: "Jack's POV 9" (Adult DVD Empire)

Hottest Girls Of MySpace (That Includes You, Presley Maddox)

Fleshbot — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:10:25 EDT

We try not to make a habit of posting about websites we came across as a result of folks abusing their Fleshbot commenter privileges to pimp their own projects (that's what our tip line is for, kids)—but when someone from our virtual peanut gallery left the URL of his blog on a (wholly unrelated) post recently we couldn't help but take the bait. Turns out his chutzpah was worth it: there are indeed some pretty hot girls on this site, complete with links to their MySpace profiles and occasional features about porn babes like thumbnail star Presley Maddox and her esteem'd colleague Carmella Bing. Sometimes, this whole self promotion thing really works. Just ask any of the girls you'll see on the blog.

· Hottest Girls Of MySpace (hottestgirlsonmyspace.wordpress.com)
· See also/not to be confused with Hottest Girls On MySpace (Dot Com) (hottestgirlsonmyspace.com)

Previously: Porn 2.0: Haven't We Been Here Before?, MySpace Vs. The Sluts (On MySpace), Xpodium: Be A Porn Model (Or Just Look At Some), Porn Valley (Virtual) Dispatch: MySpace vs. Amber Peach, Porn of the Moment: "My Space", DVD: "MyXXXPornSpace.com"