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#exclusive
Exclusive: New Carlos Batts/April Flores Flick, "Dangerous Curves"
Carlos Batts and April Flores prove that you haven't ever gone for a ride until you've ridden some dangerous curves. More » -
#youarethere
Popshots: Down And Dusty with Alice And Her Dirty Sister
Sunny Lane's fuck-me heels are sinking into the dusty hillside. On the set of Erica McLean's and Carlos Batts's porn version of "Alice in Wonderland," we remember that sometimes America's porn stars get caked with something other than loads. More » -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week!
Pornish things happened all across California this week and I bore witness to them, from exhibitionists in cow palaces to rabbit holes to Porn's version of the bloodsucking bayou. We start with Noname Jane onstage in San Francisco. More » -
#dvd
"Glamazons": A Day In The Life Of April Flores
You've probably wondered, at one time or another, what every day life is like for BBW porn goddess April Flores. "Glamazons," the latest film from April's partner-in-crime Carlos Batts, attempts to answer that question. More » -
#exclusive
April Flores Takes Us "Behind The Red Door"
When she's not on tour with her art show, or wooing the likes of Jiz Lee, April Flores is still teaming up with partner-in-crime Carlos Batts to shoot their special brand of porn. Their latest project? "Behind the Red Door." More » -
#youarethere
Kimberly Kane, April Flores, And Courtney Trouble Come Together—And We Get To Watch
What do you get when you throw Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Courtney Trouble, and Carlos Batts together, and let them do whatever they want? Well... you can probably figure that out for yourself. More » -
#art
April Flores, Objet D'Art
The vulva is truly a work of art—especially when it's molded in plaster and painted by an award winning artist, like the models of April Flores featured in the April Flores Toy Exhibit. More » -
#pornstars
April Flores Is Smart Talk And Hot Porn
Fleshbot Crush Object April Flores doesn't just passionately defend BBW porn—she also stars in it! Violet Blue has some snaps from April's latest film, "Glamazons," which are making us think some very impure thoughts. More » -
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#zaftig
Zaftig Pussycat: "Voluptuous Biker Babes" Revisited
Carlos Batts has released "Voluptuous Biker Babes", a trippy combination of "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas," "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," and - I don't know - Lucha Libre that features drag queens, desert dance-offs, and the ample talents of April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz along with the leaner but no less tasty Audrey Hollander and Veronique Vega. More » -
#giapalomaforever
Shocking: Ancient Gia Paloma Movie Surfaces
"I have the biggest asshole, or I am the biggest asshole?" says Gia Paloma in "Sex Gallery," a just-released Carlos Batts video from 2006. Paloma (who is not an asshole at all, just so you know) is just as delicious in this video as she is now, the only difference being she has spent the last few months as a new mom. On a day of new beginnings, come back with us, won't you, as we drop in on Paloma and her big 2006 asshole. More » -
#pornvampires
Sangre Bloody Sangre: Carlos Batts' "Kiss Attack"
The vampire girls, daughters of evil Lord Drakul, are the target of the wicked cosplay Fleshers. More » -
#youarethere
The Revolution Will Be Capitalized: "The Doll Underground" Release Party
Plucky emo upstart-turned-media magnate Eon McKai regaled a small but dedicated gathering of erotic counterculture types and fellow oligarchs on a chilly spring evening in opulent Highland Park last night at a party celebrating the release of his foray into post-Marxist pornography, "The Doll Underground". You could have been there too, but you probably weren't; see what you missed after the jump. More » -
#dvdreview
Fucking With The Cool Kids: "Young Hollywood"
"What's better than Hollywood with a pool, some honeys, and some beer?" asks folksy Mud the narrator. More »



