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Amy Guy: Miss UK 2005, Sky1 Gladiator... And Topless?
Amy Guy was crowned Miss Wales in 2004, then upgraded to the title of Miss UK in 2005. These days, she appears in Sky1's "Gladiators," the occasional tease-filled Loaded shoot... and candid nudes circling online? More »
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Popshots of the Week! Cheeks And Geeks Edition
Pockets of Porno-Americans popped up across the Los Angeles Basin this week to tweak the bums of supervllains, run in traffic, and get their asses beat with crops and flanges. More than anything, it reminded us that an open bar and Bobbi Starr go great together. More » -
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There appear to be some irregularities with this wet t-shirt contest due to the fact that most of the contestants are no longer wearing t-shirts. We'll go ahead and say it—all this cheating in the Olympics has really gotten out of hand. (hornybin.com, via blography) -
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Popshots of the Week! The Long And Short Of It
As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan's "Creampie Explosions 3"—yes, they said it couldn't be made—the 5'10" Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again. More » -
#babes
Bar Refaeli In A Bikini: What More Can You Ask For?
As the tipster who sent us a link to these photos of Israeli model and professional glamourpuss Bar Refaeli on vacation in St. Tropez said in an email today, "If the subject line 'Bar Refaeli In A Bikini' didn't get you to click, I give up." Mission accomplished! (Besides, we couldn't think of anything more to add—for some reason, we're sort of feeling speechless all of a sudden.) (lessclothes.com) -
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Popshots of the Week: And A Shemale Midget Shall Lead Them
A notion of standards prevents us from showing you a photo of the titular shemale midget at the top of this story, but we all remember when Atticus Finch invoked a shemale midget in his defense of Tom Robinson, so we figured we could at least mention a shemale midget in the title and still win points with our literate readership without actually having to show you his/her truncated Boo Radley. More » -
#pornstars
Oh Mary Carey, we had such high hopes for you when you did that whole "Celebrity Rehab" thing, and we were really looking forward to seeing the new sexy and sober you in action. But then someone sent us a link to these pics from your birthday bash in Vegas last weekend, and ... well, let's just say we sort of missed the old, messy, party animal Mary Carey too. Either way, those new boobs of yours look fabulous. Don't ever change, k? (vanityspy.com) -
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Popshots Of The Week! Pornstar Pets Edition
Memorial Day weekend makes us think of a summer full of dogs, and how much better they are than cats. Leaders of the Porno-American community feel the same way, and we share some of their pictures here, starting with Belladonna and Oz. More » -
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#youarethere
Popshots Of The Week: Seeing Stars At The 2008 XRCO Awards
This year's XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) Awards were a departure from the genuinely directionless world of porn awards shows in that they started pretty close to when they should have and, halfway through, people were still sitting down to watch. More » -
#youarethere
Popshots Of The Week: "O2: The Surrender of O"
One of my favorite movies of the last couple of years was Ernest Greene's "O: The Power of Submission", in which Carmen Luvana enters a master/slave agreement with brothers Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone. Unlike many porn movies, "O" really tried to tackle the D/S lifestyle and the feelings of doubt, jealousy, and heartbreak that bedevil any relationship. This month Greene finished shooting the sequel with a new "O," Bree Olson. And it was not lost on this reporter that Olson starts with O. More » -
#youarethere
Popshots Of The Week: "Rollerdollz" Edition
Adam & Eve's biggest movie of 2008 is "Rollerdollz," a roller derby movie gone right. A co-production with Zero Tolerance and directed by James Avalon, "Rollerdollz" wrapped filming early this morning at a 60-year-old rink at the east end of Porn Valley as Ava Rose, Bree Olson, Eva Angelina, and Sunny Lane skated across the parquet to crash into each other in a sweaty, girly mass. More » -
#pornstars
Popshots Of The Week: Almost Wholesome Edition
Spring is in the air in Porn Valley ... and so are plenty of legs! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Bet you've never heard that one before. (Oh, you have? A million times? I see.) More » -
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Popshots Of The Week: March Madness Edition
Springtime has come to Porn Valley and its thematic environs ... and the stars are out! Join us for a more eclectic than usual collection of snaps of your favorite people in their natural environments. You know, just hanging around. More » -
#youarethere
Popshots Of The Week: The "Pussy Party" Limited
Cousin Stevie's Pussy Parties are not always eight-girl pile-ons. Sometimes they are more intimate affairs where the ladies can just be together. Be together in my presence. Amber Peach, Heather Silk, and Flower Tucci got together at the latter's house to film for one another's websites and be filmed, because a content trade is the most special thing one woman can give another. More » -
#youarethere
Popshots Of The Week: 2008 XBiz Awards Edition
We will let the press releases speak for themselves, because we have come to the conclusion that no one pays attention at adult awards shows — including the nevertheless enjoyable XBiz Awards last night, at which we at least know "Upload" won Best Feature and "Porn Week"'s Harmony Films won Best Emerging Studio (nice trick for being five years old) before Flower Tucci started disrobing and our attention was called elsewhere. See more snaps after the gap. More » -
#pornstarlife
Popshots Of The Week: Jenny Hendrix 2.0
It seems like every time I am instrumental in bringing someone to the public's attention, she goes off and gets new breasts: Betty Ford, Connie Sellecca, and now Jenny Hendrix. No, Jenny isn't dead; she's just getting her boobs done next week. Here is a picture from 2005. Join us after the gap for a Jenny picture taken this week, as well as photos of other people who have breasts. More » -
#celebrity
Celebrity NippleWatch™: Lily Allen Makes Us Smile
How adorable are you, Lily Allen? Sure, your boozy compatriot Amy Winehouse might have gotten more love from the Grammy nominating committee this year, but there's no doubt in our minds who we'd rather see serve us up a good old fashioned blink-and-you-miss-it nip slip shot. (Even if it's not that third nipple we've heard so much about.) If this is the sort of outfit that got you voted "Worst Dressed" at the NME Awards this year .. .well, don't go changing your wardrobe anytime soon, OK? There was a reason why you were nominated "Sexiest Woman" too. More » -
#pornstars
Popshots of the Week: Festival Of Lights Edition
The oil never runs out in Porn Valley: here, Joanna Angel remembers the past and ponders the future. While eight candles has nothing to do with "My Seven Bizzos", we are reminded this week that all spirituality is an inherently personal celebration. Or something.
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#babes
If you think those gals from Abby Winters always look like they're having a good time in front of the camera, you should see how much fun they get up to when they're backstage. Pass the champagne! (And, uh, a tissue if you have one handy.) (gallery @ yourdirtymind.com; more @ AbbyWinters.com) -
#babes
This just in: Gemma Atkinson looks really good in a bikini. (OK, so it's nothing you didn't already know, but what do you want from us? It's a slow news day.) (drunkenstepfather.com) -
#pornstars
Popshots Of The Week: Doppelganger Edition
This was a week in which people reminded us of other people. And as long as those people were sexy vampires, we were just fine with it. Above, Caroline Pierce and Aiden Starr share a moment at a pre-Halloween bash. Either that or they always dress that way, and that's fine, too.
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#youarethere
Popshots of the Week!
We resolved this week not to let Queen Latifah know that porn directrix Chi Chi LaRue tossed around more "bitches" and "whores" in five minutes than 2 Live Crew did in a career. We learned that Trina Michaels is a favorite of the parking class. And we watched in amazement as Ange Venus, above, channeled Rosasharn Joad. More » -
#spectacles
Popshots of the Week: Ain't Nothing But A Pussy Party
In that there are snacks, it is a party, but "Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party"—now in its third year with episodes in the early twenties—is really an intense competition. The latest installment featured the standard eight women alone, in pairs, threesomes, foursomes, and all together in a 12-hour day that left no bedding in that Encino rental house unanointed. More » -
#jennajamesonworlddomination
Breaking: Jenna Jameson cannot do a Chewbacca impression. When it comes to imitating a real life Simpsons character, however, she has the whole thing down just fine. (askmen.com) -
#popshots
Popshots of the Week!
Porn carries on, even when the subways flood and it's so hot our sneakers stick to the ground (at least we think that's why they're sticking). This week brings us more from geek crush Hollie Stevens, Eon McKai's brush with the law, zaftig beauties, and Starbuck. First, here are Julie Simone and Gia Paloma at the launch party for the former's Hollywood-gone-right BDSM movie "Audition". More » -
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Popshots of the Week: Tokyo And Bangkok Edition
While we do take issue with Asia-centric porn outlet Third World Media's choice of name, which makes sense only to, say, Douglas MacArthur, we are delighted with these images from the sets of recent movies, each shot on location in Japan and Thailand. Maybe the company name was lost in translation... More »
