Topless TV World Tour: Kim Poirier In Canada's "Paradise Falls"

Here in the States, our northern neighbor Canada tends to get written off as "America Jr." But we know there's so much more to the land of the maple leaf than just being north of the U.S. of A. More »

Canadian Celebrities Get Their Kit Off For Charity

Finally: celebrities are taking their tops off for a cause that's actually breast-related. Not that we, er, minded seeing all those naked PETA ads—but seeing Karine Vanasse (and others) go topless for breast cancer research just feels...more justified. More »

Lonely Male ISO Sex And Videogames (At The Same Time)

Are you a girl who likes to play Super Mario Brothers—you know, the original one? Do you also enjoy sex from behind (potentially during your game play)? Are you able to get to Edmonton? More »

Sarah Manninen's Topless Turn On "The Line" Gives Us More Reason To Move To Canada

As long time "Degrassi" fans, we've known for a while that Canadian TV is, well, better than American TV. And here's further proof: take a look at Sarah Manninen in "The Line." More »

If They'd Had Stained Glass Like This In Church... We Would Have Gone To Church

Finally, someone's figured out a way to make stained glass sexy. Well, for those of us who didn't already have a stained glass fetish, that is. More »

Hockey And Sex: Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together

You don't have to tell us twice that hockey is sexy: even if we don't know know the precise location of that "five hole" thing, we know exactly what we'd like to use it for. More »

They Make Porn In Toronto?

Look out, LA—Toronto's comin' at ya! The Canadian city's burgeoning adult industry is on its way to the big leagues (and with homegrown girls like these, they have a bit of an advantage.). (torontosun.com, thumbnail)

Canadians Promote Obscure Sport Through Strategic Use Of Nudity

The parade of nude fundraiser calendars continues, with the Canadian biathletes doffing their lycra to raise money for (and awareness of) their sport. They've certainly gained some new fans here at Fleshbot. We're totally tuning in to the next biathatron... biathalion... whatever. (boldbeautifulbiathlon.com)

Anal Sex Invades Afternoon Movie

Afternoon movie lovers in Barrie, Ontario, were briefly granted a slice of hardcore entertainment when a short porn clip flashed across their screens. The scandalous nine seconds was mysteriously embedded into an ad for "30 Rock." Our guess? Someone's testing out a new form of viral marketing. That, or it was a teaser for an all anal episode of "30 Rock." (Hey, we can hope!) (torontosun.com)

Sharon Smith Offers Change We Can Believe In

Sure, Canadian mayor Sharon Smith may have been embroiled in a leaked nudie pix scandal five years ago, but she doesn't think that that should have any bearing on her current candidacy for MP of Skeena-Bulkley Valley (whatever that is). As far as we're concerned, it should be a part of her official resumeé. After all, anyone who has the balls to pose naked in their place of business and weather the resulting PR shitstorm when the photos are leaked clearly has the strength of character to lead. More »

Oh! Canada, We Fap For Thee

Canada is launching a new pay television porn network that promises to show at least 50% homegrown Canadian smut. Gee, that's an awful lots of pucks. (theglobeandmail.com; photo of proud Québécoise Lanny Barby via this)

OK, we guess it's official: Toronto really is the swingers capital of the world! But not if the city council has anything to say about it. See, it's a really diverse and cultured city ... as long as you don't upset the tourists with all that sexin'. (canoe.ca)

Cheerleaders are great. But you know what's even better? Cheerleaders who like to get half-naked and grope each other, like these wild and crazy gals from the Winnipeg Blue Bombers rah-rah squad. Actually, the one thing better than that would be cheerleaders who let us in on the action. Can anyone give us a lift to Winnipeg? (donchavez.com)

In one of the best (if strangest) protest ideas we've ever seen, a group in Quebec is asking women all over the world to send their panties to Burma to pressure the government towards democratic reforms—which will be effective since apparently Burma's military leaders are superstitious enough to believe that "contact with women's underwear will sap them of their power." Actually, contact with women's underwear makes us pretty weak in the knees too, though maybe not quite in the same way. (ctv.ca - thanks K.)

Feminist Porn Awards Celebrate Porn We Really Like

Remember those Feminist Porn Awards we told you about? They happened! Feisty, feminist films were screened, trophies were handed out ... and even better, some of of favorite films and performers ended up winning. Oh, and did you know that the Feminist Porn Award trophies are in the shape of butt plugs? Sure, there might be more prestigious awards out there, but we doubt there are any that are more functional. More »

Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Toronto's Feisty Feminist Porn Festival

"We decided that it's not enough to criticize adult films for not adequately representing women's - and in many cases, men's - sexuality. So we decided to do something about it," said sponsors of Toronto's 3rd annual Feminist Porn Awards, brainchild of "feisty" feminists Good for Her. The two-day festival in April includes an awards show as well as a screening of several nominated films. You know that an awards show with a "Sexiest Straight Scene" category must have a deliciously diverse lineup. In fact, "Deliciously Diverse Cast" is also a category. More »

Eh?-Z Rider, Or MILFs Sans Baggage

The idea of not seeing that same goddamn house on Kanan Road or those same translucent blue blinds of that warehouse on Ethel Ave. should be enough to drive porn consumers to "MILF Riders 2," a tale of two Toronto bikers who go looking for love with women over 25 (Canadian). We've yet to see this movie, but the boxcover looks north-of-the-border wholesome — and the press release sounds vaguely imperialist: "Watch them suck, stroke and spread like the experts as they bask in their 15 minutes of fame... and load after load of sticky appreciation." Sounds like we're really doing them a favor, doesn't it? More »

A Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer has been fired for using his official position to seek out women and have sex with them while on the job. Guess he was a true "Mountie." Huh, huh ... (canada.com, image via trekearth.com)

Police in Quebec are investigating the death of a woman who had a heart attack during some "out of the ordinary" sexual activity. One woman's "ordinary" is another woman's "freak fest", but we'll just leave it as a reminder to always play safe. (cbc.ca - thanks J)

Isn't it every Canadian's dream to get married, move to a nice farmhouse in the country, and start your own homemade sex toy business? Isn't that everyone's dream? (financialpost.com)

Eye Weekly—the alternative Toronto paper frequently featured in our Best of Sex Advice roundups—has put out their special Love & Sex Guide for 2008, which includes porn and gift guides, dating tips, and this charming article in defense of dry humping. The classics never go out of style! (eyeweekly.com - thanks Sanj)

Everyone knows chocolate turns people on, but then what are you supposed to do with all those good vibes? Tantric Tablets fill your belly and give you some lovemaking advice straight from the Kama Sutra. It may not do much good, but we'll trade hungry for horny any day. (sugah.ca + canada.com)

Brantford, Ontario, spent $430,000 (Canadian!) to buy a strip club just so they could tear it apart. Now, if only there was some easy way for them to make all that money back ... (brantfordexpositor.ca)

In further condom news today, meet The Three Amigos—Stretch, Shaft, and the less-cleverly named Dick—who are here to teach you about rubbers and safe sex. Frankly, though, we don't think these guys have ever gotten laid. (thethreeamigos.org + canada.com)

Want to work in the exciting field of online porn? No, we're not hiring, but XTube is. Make upwards of $10 each and every hour! Surround yourself with thousands of DVDs and penis jokes! Stay out of the lunchroom! (P.S. No Russians.) (boinkology.com)

Prostitutes in Vancouver want to open a legal "co-op" brothel that will be up and running just in time for the 2010 Winter Olympics. We hear they're also hoping to make downhill handjobs a demonstration sport. (canada.com, via lioninoil.blogspot.com)

The Smoking Gun has a updated list of which X-rated movies Canadian officials will allow across the border. Interesting to see that "Piss Party" (and "Napoleon Dynamite"!) made the cut, but perhaps they should give "Sailor and the 7 Ballz 2" one more chance. (thesmokinggun.com)

Won't you help the 2008 Naked Ladies of Curling calendar become a reality? It's just the thing to keep us warm this winter as we polish our stones. (curltv.com + anaarce.com)

Here's a more in depth look at the battle between Canada Post and the previously mentioned political Sex Party. Who knew that mailing something to Regina could be so damn hot? (carleton.ca)

If didn't make it to Darryl's Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival in Toronto this weekend, this blog recap will give you some of the flavor of this first class "stag" party. Adn you won't even have to get married to read it. (blogto.com + hardliquorandporn.com)

Guys, you might think that sharing upskirt pics of your barely legal girlfriend with your buddies is cool ... until you find out that she's not barely legal enough and you get hit with a charge of distributing underage porn. Next time, try waiting a couple of months; patience is, as always, a virtue. (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

Eros Zine serves up the skinny on fall fetish events in Montreal and Toronto in their latest issue. Hey, our Canadian friends have to do something to keep warm once the temperatures start to drop—it's gonna be a long winter. (eros-zine.com)

Trevor Malcolm's Tinder Girls

We're not quite clear on why exactly Trevor Malcolm's portfolio site is called Tinder Girls: is it because the girls he photographs are so hot they're going to start a fire (in our loins, that is)? Or is "tinder" some strange Canadian slang that hasn't quite caught on in the States? Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure: Malcolm's a really good photographer. In his quest to celebrate the female form and spirit, he provides us with some seriously hot photos of some seriously hot girls, showcasing altporn beauty with glamour and style. These photos definitely live up to Malcolm's tagline: "edgy, artful, & sexy." Put that in your pipe and smoke it, More »

Porno Pizza Wants To Slice Your Pie

Remember Porno Pizza, the Winnipeg pizzeria famed for providing its customers with a little something extra (by which we mean porn served under your freshly delivered pie)? They recently announced a plan to spice things up even further. Rather than relying on content providers to supply their pizza porn, the company is moving towards producing their own original content, recruiting local models (both men and women) to take it off and get it on beneath the crust. More »

Canadian strip clubs fight for their right to hire foreign workers. "This is one of the professions where there is a worker shortage." Really? Surely, we must be able to loan our neighbors some hot naked people in this time of crisis? (canoe.ca)

(Un)Censored In Montreal

Montreal's Censored Festival bills itself as the city's "most uninhibited week, where everyone is free to indulge their sexuality"—which as you can probably guess means that things aren't really censored at all. Featuring workshops, an art exhibition and expo, and loads of theme parties and special events celebrating alternative lifestyles in all their kinky glory, we can assume that our friends up north are going to be having one big, latexy hangover by the time the week is over. But at least with ten percent of the proceeds going to Amnesty International, attendees can feel like their debauchery is contributing to the greater good. (Not that we'd need any additional excuse to go to Saturday night's Robots and Dolls Ball, of course. But it's still nice to know that our perversions have a purpose.) More »

You'll have to look very, very closely at this video clip from last weekend's Naked Bike Ride in Vancouver if you want to see any T or A or dangly parts ... but since it's a serious protest against oil dependency and automobile culture, we shouldn't be too concerned about any cheap thrill value it may have anyway. Er, right? (video @ sexblo.gs)

A Canadian pizza joint has started delivering pizzas with porn pictures tucked into the box, so if someone sees all those stains covering a photo of Miss December in your bedroom at least you'll have a legitimate excuse for how those stains got there. (cnews.canoe.ca - thanks Allan)

Morning Wood: Breaking Petra Nemcova's Secret Code

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